Booger disposal

[MoreWineII]

My wife gets pissed when I flick my boogs on the floor. However I think that's perfectly okay.

So without further ado...

[Shajen]

Uh, toilet paper or tissue paper.

You seriously flick your nose nastiness all over the floor?

Wow, you must have a giant penis.

[MoreWineII]

It's just dust that happens to accumulate in my nose. Dust goes on the floor. Penis is average size with a nice girth if you were wondering. I'm a God at eating pussy though.

[yellowjack]

Tissue paper, and it isn't even close.

[Shajen]

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Penis is average size with a nice girth if you were wondering. I'm a God at eating pussy though.

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Was just wondering since you say you are married.

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[BoogerFace]

Forehead.

Seriously, how often do you pick your snots? For me, it's once a day in the shower and they discretely go down the drain.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Forehead.

Seriously, how often do you pick your snots? For me, it's once a day in the shower and they discretely go down the drain.

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You pick your nose with a wet finger? Now that's gross.

[BoogerFace]

So it's better to use a dry, dirty finger?

Or do you use surgical gloves?

[jakethebake]

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Forehead.

Seriously, how often do you pick your snots? For me, it's once a day in the shower and they discretely go down the drain.

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Me too. Except I cup my hands together full of water and blow my nose. Gets everything cleared out real good. Drives the wife nuts though because occasionally some snot won't make the drain and ends up stuck to the shower door or wall.

[-Skeme-]

Snotrocket.

[MoreWineII]

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Forehead.

Seriously, how often do you pick your snots? For me, it's once a day in the shower and they discretely go down the drain.

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lately, never less than 5 or 6 times per day.

[MoreWineII]

I'm not talking about snot here. I'm talking about boogers. Snot goes into a tissue, boogers go on the floor.

[Michael Davis]

I just wipe them somewhere discreet, like the bottom of furniture or something.

-Michael

[WackityWhiz]

I have massive boogers

[Nick-Zack]

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Seriously, how often do you pick your snots?

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All day long

[EliteNinja]

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I'm not talking about snot here. I'm talking about boogers. Snot goes into a tissue, boogers go on the floor.

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HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !11111111111111oneoneoneone

That's hilarious. Do you have ANY etiquette?!
Boogers go in tissues. I can't believe your wife puts up with you. or even puts OUT with you.

[-Skeme-]

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I'm not talking about snot here. I'm talking about boogers. Snot goes into a tissue, boogers go on the floor.

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Snotrocket works on boogers. Extremely well, I might add.

[MoreWineII]

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Do you have ANY etiquette?!


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Of course, I only fart when facing away from her.

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or even puts OUT with you.

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She doesn't. I said she's my W-I-F-E.

[PorscheNGuns]

I wipe it on whatever's nearest, usually underneath a table or chair, but if not I just flick it wherever.

-Matt

[gorie]

if it's dry and crusty i think it's ok to flick it.

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

Well, I went out to a party just the other night
I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright
I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac
When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind you back?"

Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
I said boogie (gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

I can't pick it off (uh uh)
I can't flick it off (uh uh)
I sure ain't gonna lick it off (oh no)
So I guess I'm gonna have to learn to live with it

I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

(boogie)
Gotta boogie
(boogie)

Hey, you wanna boogie? (No man, I don't wanna boogie)
Wanna boogie? (Get that boogie out of my face)
Do any of you wanna boogie? (No!)

Gotta boogie on my finger
Gotta boogie on my finger
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off

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[pokerdirty]

i dispose of them....in my mouth!

nothing more satisfying than a delicious booger. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

no, seriously.

[gunt]

when i lived with my parents i used to wipe them on my cat

[Lazymeatball]

stop bumping old crap. mods help out here.