SSTFU-HUC 1st Round Matchups and Bracket

[SuitedSixes]

The drawing has been completed. For the sake of suspense and conversation, I will reveal each 1st round matchup as a seperate post in this thread (smack talking may begin under each sub-post), then I will post the bracket. Good luck to all participants, and be sure your vaccinations are all current.

[SuitedSixes]

Discuss.

[SuitedSixes]

Discuss.

[SuitedSixes]

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[SuitedSixes]

Discuss.

[SuitedSixes]

Discuss.

[SuitedSixes]

Laugh.

[Unarmed]

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Discuss.

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Well... Usher is dead. What's to discuss? He has no notes on me so he's toast /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[iMsoLucky0]

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Discuss.

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My name is iMsoLucky0. Not ImSoLucky.

Discuss.

[Unarmed]

I hate it when people write discuss at the end of their posts.

Discuss. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[SuitedSixes]

http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/STTFUBracket.jpg

[Irieguy]

Well, this could be very interesting since it will likely be Gigabet vs. Daliman.

Tough first round draw for both. I can't wait to watch it.

Irieguy

[durron597]

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Well, this could be very interesting since it will likely be Gigabet vs. Daliman.

Tough first round draw for both. I can't wait to watch it.

Irieguy

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I must be missing something because I don't see Gigabet in the bracket.

[iMsoLucky0]

Damn, that bracket looks kinda tilted towards one side...

[mcpherzen]

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ROUND 1 / MATCH 3 - Apathy vs. Zen

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...or as I like to refer to it, Canada v. U.S.A. Before we deal this one, will we sing both anthems? At least the venue is my home country...this one would be awful challenging in Ottawa.

[durron597]

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Damn, that bracket looks kinda tilted towards one side...

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The left side? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Irieguy]

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Well, this could be very interesting since it will likely be Gigabet vs. Daliman.

Tough first round draw for both. I can't wait to watch it.

Irieguy

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I must be missing something because I don't see Gigabet in the bracket.

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Read Lacky's thread on the STTF-HUC, i explain there.

Irieguy

[TheUsher]

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Discuss.

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Well... Usher is dead. What's to discuss? He has no notes on me so he's toast /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Uh oh, does that mean you have notes on me? /images/graemlins/wink.gif Jump up to 215's this month so we could play together! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Irieguy]

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Damn, that bracket looks kinda tilted towards one side...

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Ooooooh. Little disrespect for Usher, Zen, Hurst, Raptor, and Apathy there.

Irieguy

[mosdef]

oh crap.

[Unarmed]

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Discuss.

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Well... Usher is dead. What's to discuss? He has no notes on me so he's toast /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Uh oh, does that mean you have notes on me? /images/graemlins/wink.gif Jump up to 215's this month so we could play together! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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No way!
I know you're sitting there waiting for me with like 23421 post-it note pads and a pen in each hand. You're in the dark on this one. ITS OUR SECRET NEVER TEACH THE UNARMED STYLE!!!!

[mosdef]

i thought this was a double-elimination tournament. doesn't your bracket need to be significantly more complicated than that?

[lacky]

hmmm...the host just happens to draw yugo....RIGGED

[mosdef]

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ROUND 1 / MATCH 3 - Apathy vs. Zen

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...or as I like to refer to it, Canada v. U.S.A. Before we deal this one, will we sing both anthems? At least the venue is my home country...this one would be awful challenging in Ottawa.

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just be sure to tie down your shirt so that Apathy doesn't pull it over your head and beat the crap out of you.

[TheUsher]

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Discuss.

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Well... Usher is dead. What's to discuss? He has no notes on me so he's toast /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Uh oh, does that mean you have notes on me? /images/graemlins/wink.gif Jump up to 215's this month so we could play together! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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No way!
I know you're sitting there waiting for me with like 23421 post-it note pads and a pen in each hand. You're in the dark on this one. ITS OUR SECRET NEVER TEACH THE UNARMED STYLE!!!!

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Funny thing is I actually have 203948230948 post-it note pads in front of me right now since I'm researching on some car stuff. How'd you know!

[lacky]

lol, was there anyone in the $500 list you wouldnt have said that about? This whole tourney is -ev

[mosdef]

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lol, was there anyone in the $500 list you wouldnt have said that about? This whole tourney is -ev

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yes - i wanted raptor. how hard can it be to beat an adolescent? if i wear a t-shirt with a picture of breasts on it he'll stare at it the whole time, drool all over his chips, and not be able to think of anything else. teenagers are not hard to handle, man.

[lacky]

lol, trust me, he could have you on tilt in the 1st ten hands, I've seen it.

[Irieguy]

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i thought this was a double-elimination tournament. doesn't your bracket need to be significantly more complicated than that?

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That's funny. Mosdef, you need to see an empty loser's bracket? Why, so you can visualize yourself in the first round?

Irieguy

[lacky]

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[SuitedSixes]

Does raptor even play poker anymore?

[ilya]

Our bracket is rough. Oh woe is me I am so UnLucky00.

But at least I will get to crush Yugo in Round 2.

[mosdef]

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i thought this was a double-elimination tournament. doesn't your bracket need to be significantly more complicated than that?

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That's funny. Mosdef, you need to see an empty loser's bracket? Why, so you can visualize yourself in the first round?

Irieguy

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in retrospect, i should be thankful to OP for not having the foresight of producing a losers bracket with me already in it.

[durron597]

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But at least I will get to crush Yugo in Round 2.

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Damn, Irieguy you gonna take that?

[Apathy]

I don't get it? How am I match 3 and not against a $200 buyin player?

Oh well, not that it matters too much I look forward to playing Zen.

[Irieguy]

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Our bracket is rough. Oh woe is me I am so UnLucky00.

But at least I will get to crush Yugo in Round 2 of the loser's bracket.

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FYP

Irieguy

[Irieguy]

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I don't get it? How am I match 3 and not against a $200 buyin player?

Oh well, not that it matters too much I look forward to playing Zen.

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there are 4 more $500 players than $200 players. Skipper, Dali, you and zen got hosed.

But in the spirit of poker, at least you got hosed randomly

Irieguy

[Apathy]

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ROUND 1 / MATCH 3 - Apathy vs. Zen

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...or as I like to refer to it, Canada v. U.S.A. Before we deal this one, will we sing both anthems? At least the venue is my home country...this one would be awful challenging in Ottawa.

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I don't even need home advantage in this one... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[SuitedSixes]

This is the best-case scenario for Yugo and worst-case scenario for Irie. Yugo has nothing to lose and imagine the life-changing implications for Irieguy if he were to lose.

[Apathy]

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This is the best-case scenario for Yugo and worst-case scenario for Irie. Yugo has nothing to lose and imagine the life-changing implications for Irieguy if he were to lose.

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I think Yugo should push every hand, Irie wouldn't consider calling without a big edge because he'd be terrified of this very thing, and then Yugo would pwn.


OF course he would have to not look at his cards to avoid tells /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[mosdef]

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This is the best-case scenario for Yugo and worst-case scenario for Irie. Yugo has nothing to lose and imagine the life-changing implications for Irieguy if he were to lose.

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I think Yugo should push every hand, Irie wouldn't consider calling without a big edge because he'd be terrified of this very thing, and then Yugo would pwn.


OF course he would have to not look at his cards to avoid tells /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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unfortunately this is a PL tourney so we can't do that.

[lacky]

raptors hanging at the beach will booze and women, projected return friday.

[lacky]

u didnt think that was an accident, did u?

[Apathy]

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unfortunately this is a PL tourney so we can't do that.

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Well, I was of course, joking.


Seperate topic:

According to the rules you can announce all in as an overbet and the opponent gets to choose whether or not they wish to call the overbet. This leads to a lot of obvious angles imo. Are we (Am I) to assume that noone will be iusing these rules to their advantage or is the deal anything goes?

[citanul]

none of these seem like even matchups. this was clearly rigged to save more exciting action for later in the bracket.

[lacky]

don't know if i'm happy or sad. what do you play wuwei, and hows your luckbox? I think mine may be all used up.

Steve

[Irieguy]

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This is the best-case scenario for Yugo and worst-case scenario for Irie. Yugo has nothing to lose and imagine the life-changing implications for Irieguy if he were to lose.

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I think Yugo should push every hand, Irie wouldn't consider calling without a big edge because he'd be terrified of this very thing, and then Yugo would pwn.


OF course he would have to not look at his cards to avoid tells /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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unfortunately this is a PL tourney so we can't do that.

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Yes, this is pot limit... which makes a big difference.

In fact, here's an open challenge to the group as a side-action game:

I will be willing to play a holdem game where we remove 2 aces from the deck and give them to my opponent. He will have 2 aces every single hand.

The rest of the deck will be shuffled and dealt to give me my hole cards and deal the board.

The betting structure is No Limit, but only after the flop. Preflop there are two big blinds, and there can be no preflop raising. The button will alternate for post flop positional purposes only.

Irieguy

[SuitedSixes]

It was as rigged as a three year-old's hand reaching into a mixing bowl.

[The Yugoslavian]

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Well, this could be very interesting since <font color="red">Yugo will undoubtedly pwn me /images/graemlins/frown.gif. It sucks being up against the best HU player known to man in the first round</font>.

Tough first round draw for <font color="red">me</font>. I can't wait to <font color="red">get pwn3d</font>.

Irieguy

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FYP

Yugoslav
Future HU worldwide champion. Only chance of losing will be disqualification for urinating on the table.

[Irieguy]

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unfortunately this is a PL tourney so we can't do that.

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Well, I was of course, joking.


Seperate topic:

According to the rules you can announce all in as an overbet and the opponent gets to choose whether or not they wish to call the overbet. This leads to a lot of obvious angles imo. Are we (Am I) to assume that noone will be iusing these rules to their advantage or is the deal anything goes?

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This is a gentleman's game, played by gentlemen.

Irieguy

[durron597]

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I will be willing to play a holdem game where we remove 2 aces from the deck and give them to my opponent. He will have 2 aces every single hand.

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Will this be done every hand randomly or just once? In other words, will you know the suits of the AA every hand?

[TheUsher]

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This is a gentleman's game, played by gentlemen.

Irieguy

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Which reminds me, are there any rules barring scrippas from performing their services during a hand? If so, I want to sell my seat! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[GtrHtr]

hahahaha. This thing is rigged!

[Irieguy]

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none of these seem like even matchups. this was clearly rigged to save more exciting action for later in the bracket.

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Apathy-Zen
Usher-Unarmed
Daliman-Gigabet
Irie-Yugo

What are you talking about?

BTW, it's supposed to be uneven. That should compensate for the fact that the $500 buy-in players are taking the worst of it by allowing full $200 value for each player if a $200 player wins it. This is a seeded tournament.

Irieguy

[citanul]

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It was as rigged as a three year-old's hand reaching into a mixing bowl.

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children are rigged.

citanul

[gumpzilla]

Interesting side game. Do you see anybody taking you up on it? It seems pretty bad for the AA player, unless maybe they've thought an awful lot about it and the non-AA player is overaggressive.

[GtrHtr]

I thought the beefcake vs raptor was rigged, now I know.

This could be Yugo's moment!

[durron597]

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Apathy-Zen
Usher-Unarmed
Daliman-Gigabet
Irie-Yugo


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Ilya-iMsoLucky0

I think they are both very excellent players, and it's at least close.

[The Yugoslavian]

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Go Yugo Go!!!


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http://69.93.50.122/wonderfulgirls/photos/7F442ED0455E11D4855300062950B7A0.jpg

Laetitia

[Unarmed]

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none of these seem like even matchups. this was clearly rigged to save more exciting action for later in the bracket.

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Apathy-Zen
Usher-Unarmed
Daliman-Gigabet
Irie-Yugo

What are you talking about?

BTW, it's supposed to be uneven. That should compensate for the fact that the $500 buy-in players are taking the worst of it by allowing full $200 value for each player if a $200 player wins it. This is a seeded tournament.

Irieguy

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I predict the Apathy-Zen matchup will be a war.
Also, this may not be common forum knowledge, but Yugo is a very very good player.

My match will be a complete joke unless I play at least one hand of either PL OR HU holdem prior to the event. If I accomplish either of those two goals I should win in a cakewalk against a noteless Usher /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[mosdef]

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My match will be a complete joke unless I play at least one hand of either PL OR HU holdem prior to the event. If I accomplish either of those two goals I should win in a cakewalk against a noteless Usher /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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just play all of your HU STT finals as if they were PL. if your opponent goes all-in, berate him for "not playing fair"

[The Yugoslavian]

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Yugo is a very very good player.


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I have been pwning low limit HU Stars sit n gos....I even won a couple PLO hi/lo matches even though I thought for most of them that you only needed to use one card to make your best hand /images/graemlins/frown.gif. Of course, hand value matters less when I pretend I have four aces and the low every time it gets to the turn, /images/graemlins/wink.gif.

Man, I really need to learn more than hold 'em, /images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Yugoslav

[skipperbob]

With this piece of Cheese in Round #1...Maybe I won't sell after all....Bid myself up in the LAC....TakeDown around 20 large /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[citanul]

couple things:

what's the blind structure for this mess?

and if anyone wants to warm up pwn me on some stars hu action later, i'll be available to donate money a few bucks at a time. pm me if interested.

comments on yugo's play: he appears to know how to play very well. he just needs to stop getting in his own head. let your opponents put in the effort to psych you out, don't let them do it yourself. this includes getting distracted/paying non full attention.

citanul

[citanul]

i predict (and hopefully motivate) that raptor will be the big bust of this thing. he told me he can't take hu matches with 2+2ers seriously. is there a way we could create some kind of efficient market for trading bets on people? i'd like to sell some of the young gun short /images/graemlins/smile.gif

citanul

[The Yugoslavian]

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comments on yugo's play: he appears to know how to play very well. he just needs to stop getting in his own head. let your opponents put in the effort to psych you out, don't let them do it yourself. this includes getting distracted/paying non full attention.

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Good thing there won't be scrippaz at the event to distract me and that I'm completely immune to them anyway, right? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Yugoslav

[citanul]

just whack it a couple dozen times to pics of lateitia (i spell bat) before each day of play. you'll be fine.

citanul

[Apathy]

[ QUOTE ]
couple things:

what's the blind structure for this mess?

and if anyone wants to warm up pwn me on some stars hu action later, i'll be available to donate money a few bucks at a time. pm me if interested.

comments on yugo's play: he appears to know how to play very well. he just needs to stop getting in his own head. let your opponents put in the effort to psych you out, don't let them do it yourself. this includes getting distracted/paying non full attention.

citanul

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100 starting chips escalating blinds

1/2

2/4 etc.

1 hour levels.

[skipperbob]

What kind of an "F'ing" Beach do they have in Dallas...The last time I was in that Godforsaken SheetHole of a City, the main entertainment was a midget bull-rider drunk on-her-ass at Gilley's....No, wait a minute, maybe that was Corpus /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Apathy]

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i predict (and hopefully motivate) that raptor will be the big bust of this thing. he told me he can't take hu matches with 2+2ers seriously. is there a way we could create some kind of efficient market for trading bets on people? i'd like to sell some of the young gun short /images/graemlins/smile.gif

citanul

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Don't you know about the calcutta? Just bid up people playing him.

[mosdef]

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What kind of an "F'ing" Beach do they have in Dallas...The last time I was in that Godforsaken SheetHole of a City, the main entertainment was a midget bull-rider drunk on-her-ass at Gilley's....No, wait a minute, maybe that was Corpus /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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places change over time, old man. just because it was like that back when you were on shore leave during the Great War doesn't mean it's like that now. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[John Hurst]

I'm in his head already.

[wuwei]

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don't know if i'm happy or sad. what do you play wuwei, and hows your luckbox? I think mine may be all used up.

Steve

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That may be my only hope /images/graemlins/smile.gif

After a terrible couple months, I'm running pretty hot these days... 70% ROI over my last 100 $33s. I'm about ready to head back to the $55s and see how that goes.

oooh, forgot that I'm also on a big heater with baseball betting. If this holds for a month, you're in trouble!

I'm looking forward to the match.

[mosdef]

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I'm in his head already.

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no, i was just kidding. you're f*cking dead.

[SlackerMcFly]

Uh Huh, Uh Huh..... Geez, I like your posts Mosdef. But, I have Mr. Hurst (AKA the Champ) in the Blind draw. Best to start thinking of how you will play your likely 1st round opponent in the "non-winner's" bracket now.

Hook-em Hurst!

[durron597]

So um... why is this thread not on the 1st page?

[johnny005]

WHat is this tourney?
how do i get in :P

[GrekeHaus]

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Yugoslav
Future HU worldwide champion. Only chance of losing will be disqualification for urinating on the table.

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There's at least a 60% chance of that happening. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

--GH

[SuitedSixes]

I am offering to sell my blind draw calcutta share of Raptor for $125 (potential value $750). PM me if interested.

[iMsoLucky0]

I'd pay 20 for it.

[johnnybeef]

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I'd pay 20 for it.

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You'd be getting ripped off....his feeble mind will be so mind-[censored] after he deals with me that he will be spelling holla with a Y.

[Daliman]

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This is the best-case scenario for Yugo and worst-case scenario for Irie. Yugo has nothing to lose and imagine the life-changing implications for Irieguy if he were to lose.

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I think Yugo should push every hand, Irie wouldn't consider calling without a big edge because he'd be terrified of this very thing, and then Yugo would pwn.


OF course he would have to not look at his cards to avoid tells /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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unfortunately this is a PL tourney so we can't do that.

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Yes, this is pot limit... which makes a big difference.

In fact, here's an open challenge to the group as a side-action game:

I will be willing to play a holdem game where we remove 2 aces from the deck and give them to my opponent. He will have 2 aces every single hand.

The rest of the deck will be shuffled and dealt to give me my hole cards and deal the board.

The betting structure is No Limit, but only after the flop. Preflop there are two big blinds, and there can be no preflop raising. The button will alternate for post flop positional purposes only.

Irieguy

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No problem. I'm in. We'll play for 5k. Blinds are 250-500.

[Daliman]

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It was as rigged as a three year-old's hand reaching into a mixing bowl.

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children are rigged.

citanul

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I would just like to say that the entire Barney video catalog being sent to SuitedSixesGirl had ZERO effect on her choosing MY likely opponent.

[Irieguy]

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Preflop there are two big blinds...
Irieguy

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No problem. I'm in. We'll play for 5k. Blinds are 250-500.

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Daliman is a poker genius.

Irieguy

[Irieguy]

I had to go to a drug-sponsored dinner tonight. You know... one of those things where drug companies give doctors all kinds of loot and booty even though they don't understand statistics... so, ok, right it was pretty good.

Then it's over and so ok we need to do something, so we go to Club Paradise.

Well, this girl is dancing without any clothes on and she's right on top of me and she looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones except 20 years old.

She says "what do you do?" and I say "I play poker and drink Heinekens and get lap dances and sometimes deliver babies."

And she says, "poker? I love poker... we should play."

And I say, "I'm running a poker tournament over Labor Day Weekend."

And she says, "can I play?"

And I say, "No, but you can come be naked and give lap dances and stuff."


And she says, "ok."

Sweet.

Irieguy

[The Yugoslavian]

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And I say, "No, but you can come be naked and give lap dances and stuff."

And she says, "ok."


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So, right...that's definitely a viable option...I mean...basically as long as you have a plan any play here is probably good....I mean, of course it's absurd to fold, right? So, we can't do that....I raise to t125, but ok, going allin like that is good too...I mean, mathemtically it's +EV....

In other words:

Shipittome.

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Yugoslav

[skipperbob]

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And I say, "No, but you can come be naked and give lap dances and stuff."

And she says, "ok."


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So, right...that's definitely a viable option...I mean...basically as long as you have a plan any play here is probably good....I mean, of course it's absurd to fold, right? So, we can't do that....I raise to t125, but ok, going allin like that is good too...I mean, mathemtically it's +EV....

In other words:

Shipittome.

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Yugoslav

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O.K....U got me....Sometimes U can be funny /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Unarmed]

[ QUOTE ]
And I say, "No, but you can come be naked and give lap dances and stuff."
And she says, "ok."


[/ QUOTE ]

I'll teach her some advanced techniques...
I may bust though. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Daliman]

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Preflop there are two big blinds...
Irieguy

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No problem. I'm in. We'll play for 5k. Blinds are 250-500.

[/ QUOTE ]

Daliman is a poker genius.

Irieguy

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Bah. I plead tiredness.

Fine, they're 500-500 then /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Daliman]

[ QUOTE ]
I had to go to a drug-sponsored dinner tonight. You know... one of those things where drug companies give doctors all kinds of loot and booty even though they don't understand statistics... so, ok, right it was pretty good.

Then it's over and so ok we need to do something, so we go to Club Paradise.

Well, this girl is dancing without any clothes on and she's right on top of me and she looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones except 20 years old.

She says "what do you do?" and I say "I play poker and drink Heinekens and get lap dances and sometimes deliver babies."

And she says, "poker? I love poker... we should play."

And I say, "I'm running a poker tournament over Labor Day Weekend."

And she says, "can I play?"

And I say, "No, but you can come be naked and give lap dances and stuff."


And she says, "ok."

Sweet.

Irieguy

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Thank you for not biting the hand that feeds me.

[citanul]

Alright, new plan, I'm going to hire movers to move my crap into my new apartment, and send the gf to a spa or something so she doesn't get pissy about it, and then:

I'm going to fly to Vegas for the weekend and organize CaS-HUC, or at least the STTFaS-HUCL(w?)B.

Those are the Citanul and Strippers - Heads Up Championships, or the Single Table Tournament Forum and Strippers - Heads Up Championships Losers (winners?) Bracket.

I will be giving free heads up lessons to strippers. Yeah, I like the sound of that.

citanul

[skipperbob]

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Alright, new plan, I'm going to hire movers to move my crap into my new apartment, and send the gf to a spa or something so she doesn't get pissy about it, and then:

I'm going to fly to Vegas for the weekend and organize CaS-HUC, or at least the STTFaS-HUCL(w?)B.

Those are the Citanul and Strippers - Heads Up Championships, or the Single Table Tournament Forum and Strippers - Heads Up Championships Losers (winners?) Bracket.

I will be giving free heads up lessons to strippers. Yeah, I like the sound of that.

citanul

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Go for It?....I look forward to meeting You &amp; the more the merrier...(except for really old people like SlackerMcAncientDorkfacefocker) /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[GtrHtr]

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Alright, new plan, I'm going to hire movers to move my crap into my new apartment, and send the gf to a spa or something so she doesn't get pissy about it, and then:

I'm going to fly to Vegas for the weekend and organize CaS-HUC, or at least the STTFaS-HUCL(w?)B.

Those are the Citanul and Strippers - Heads Up Championships, or the Single Table Tournament Forum and Strippers - Heads Up Championships Losers (winners?) Bracket.

I will be giving free heads up lessons to strippers. Yeah, I like the sound of that.

citanul

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Go for It?....I look forward to meeting You &amp; the more the merrier...(except for really old people like SlackerMcAncientDorkfacefocker) /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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I'm reading this thread last night and I'm L'ingMAO and my wife says "whats so funny?"

I tell her the history of this thing and whats going on, what everything means and all of it.

She says "When is it?"

Me: "Labor Day weekend."

Her: "You should go."

Me: /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

how cool is that?

[durron597]

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Her: "You should go."

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I really think this tournament should be Swiss with a single elimination final 4. That way you can have a number of people play who aren't a multiple of two.

I wish I had thought of that idea a month or two ago, way too late now.

[GtrHtr]

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Her: "You should go."

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I really think this tournament should be Swiss with a single elimination final 4. That way you can have a number of people play who aren't a multiple of two.

I wish I had thought of that idea a month or two ago, way too late now.

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Good point, and thats what I told her. "too late now"

[mcpherzen]

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Her: "You should go."

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I really think this tournament should be Swiss with a single elimination final 4. That way you can have a number of people play who aren't a multiple of two.

I wish I had thought of that idea a month or two ago, way too late now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good point, and thats what I told her. "too late now"

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Clearly, there needs to be a STTF-STFU-DO-U-C-Y HU Championship every 3 months. And with bigger fields.

[GtrHtr]

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STTF-STFU-DO-U-C-Y HU Championship

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Beautiful. Foxwoods, Atlantic City, Tunica, Vegas. The STTF-STFU-DO-U-C-Y HU Championship Circuit or something.

[SuitedSixes]

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Her: "You should go."

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I really think this tournament should be Swiss with a single elimination final 4. That way you can have a number of people play who aren't a multiple of two.

I wish I had thought of that idea a month or two ago, way too late now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good point, and thats what I told her. "too late now"

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But you're stil going, right?

[lacky]

perfect, yours is should be used up about the same time mine is. they will have to flip a coin after 12 hours of play just to get us the hell out of there couse neither of us will have a win left in us. the coin will land on it's edge of course....

Steve

[GtrHtr]

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Her: "You should go."

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I really think this tournament should be Swiss with a single elimination final 4. That way you can have a number of people play who aren't a multiple of two.

I wish I had thought of that idea a month or two ago, way too late now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Good point, and thats what I told her. "too late now"

[/ QUOTE ]

But you're stil going, right?

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I don't know yet, I'm still thinking about it. I was there during the ME last month and that was very profitable - but only because of the STTs going on at the time...I suck at all ring games.

[Apathy]

You'll have more fun this time, trust me.

[mcpherzen]

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I don't know yet, I'm still thinking about it. I was there during the ME last month and that was very profitable - but only because of the STTs going on at the time...I suck at all ring games.

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Now that the draw is complete, Apathy should be looking to get rid of his seat, cheap!

--Z

[GtrHtr]

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I don't know yet, I'm still thinking about it. I was there during the ME last month and that was very profitable - but only because of the STTs going on at the time...I suck at all ring games.

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Now that the draw is complete, Apathy should be looking to get rid of his seat, cheap!

--Z

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GtrHtr vs Zen, hmmm

SHIP IT!

btw, thanks for the hook up a few months ago. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[mcpherzen]

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btw, thanks for the hook up a few months ago. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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You must be referring to the 3 porn stars I had delivered to your room when you were out for the ME, right?

[GtrHtr]

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btw, thanks for the hook up a few months ago. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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You must be referring to the 3 porn stars I had delivered to your room when you were out for the ME, right?

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actually it was 4. I sent you a PM with the before and after pictures.

[raptor517]

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What kind of an "F'ing" Beach do they have in Dallas...The last time I was in that Godforsaken SheetHole of a City, the main entertainment was a midget bull-rider drunk on-her-ass at Gilley's....No, wait a minute, maybe that was Corpus /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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places change over time, old man. just because it was like that back when you were on shore leave during the Great War doesn't mean it's like that now. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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haha, i went to padre /images/graemlins/wink.gif holla

[wuwei]

Two questions:

What do you think of adding the brackets to the calcutta site?
Will you be in attendance for the STTWTFHUC?