So, I ate mold yesterday.

[SuitedSixes]

Yesterday I am putting some beans on a tortilla and I notice a yellow discoloration on the tortilla. I don't really think anything about it and continue on with my burrito making.

This morning I look at the package of tortillas and see that on all the remaining tortillas the yellow discoloration spot now has a ring of green fuzz around it.

I am probably going to die, right?

[David04]

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I am probably going to die, right?

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We can only hope for the best.

[asofel]

yep. might as well transfer your cash to me and i'll make sure to go on a nice drunken chip spewing fest in your honor..

[touchfaith]

Start the decision process immediately (http://www.wish.org/)

[JoePro]

I'm surprised you were even able to post this.

[jakethebake]

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I am probably going to die, right?

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We can only hope for the best.

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By that you mean he dies right?

[SuitedSixes]

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Start the decision process immediately (http://www.wish.org/)

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That is good. I will contact the Make a Wish Foundation about something at The Palms with Carmella DeCesare. That will send me out with a smile.

If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

[shant]

You'll be fine (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1804389&Fo rum=All_Forums&Words=mold&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Ma in=1804168&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=19116&da terange=1&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype =&bodyprev=#Post1804389)

[SuitedSixes]

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You'll be fine (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=1804389&Fo rum=All_Forums&Words=mold&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Ma in=1804168&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=19116&da terange=1&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype =&bodyprev=#Post1804389)

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Damn, and here I thought I was being original.

[WackityWhiz]

I don't think you are going to die, but this guy ate mold once...

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/8612/weirdo4vf.png

[Stellastarr]

Just think of it as Penecillin. (sp?)

[jakethebake]

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Just think of it as Penecillin. (sp?)

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Or blue cheese.

[David04]

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I am probably going to die, right?

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We can only hope for the best.

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By that you mean he dies right?

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Did you have something else in mind?

[Cancer Merchant]

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Just think of it as Penecillin. (sp?)

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Or the mold that liquified some poor bastard on CSI. Ya pays your money and takes ya chances.

[HopeydaFish]

There was a news story a few years ago about a guy who inhaled some bread mold and it ended up eating away at the inside of his face. To save his life, doctors had to scoop out most of his face. Personally, I would have preferred to die.

Here's an article about him:

web page (http://www.aenvirocure.com/aec_eng.cgi?FORM=MARKTATUM)

[SuitedSixes]

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There was a news story a few years ago about a guy who inhaled some bread mold and it ended up eating away at the inside of his face. To save his life, doctors had to scoop out most of his face. Personally, I would have preferred to die.

Here's an article about him:

web page (http://www.aenvirocure.com/aec_eng.cgi?FORM=MARKTATUM)

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Oh Crap.

[tolbiny]

Don't worry- a quick trip to the emergency room when my fever hit around 104, and i was fine a few days later (well, i needed new sheets- but diarriah isn't that bad when you are hallucinating and alternating between hot and cold sweats).

You'll be up and posting again in a few days.

[tek]

Apprantly nobody cares. Current donations--$326.00 /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[SomethingClever]

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Just think of it as Penecillin. (sp?)

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Yeah, the mold probably fought off some other disease you were about to die from. Congrats!

[phil_ivey_fan]

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Yesterday I am putting some beans on a tortilla and I notice a yellow discoloration on the tortilla. I don't really think anything about it and continue on with my burrito making.

This morning I look at the package of tortillas and see that on all the remaining tortillas the yellow discoloration spot now has a ring of green fuzz around it.

I am probably going to die, right?

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last summer I was in amsterdam and ate some mold. I didn't die ;-)

[ddubois]

That looks like complete BS. I would check snopes, but I am lazy.

[SlackerMcFly]

Umm.... They make penicillin out of that green fuzz. Eating that burrito probably cured that "drip" you most likely have been experiencing.

Visit better hookers or eat more moldy tortillas. Your choice. MooHaaHaa!

[johnnybeef]

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I am probably going to die, right?

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I know this is really obvious, and a little below my ability, but oh well......God I hope so.

[HopeydaFish]

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That looks like complete BS. I would check snopes, but I am lazy.

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No, this one is totally true. I'm the first to be sceptical about such things, but the reason I know about this guy is because his story was on 20/20 or Dateline or some other news program a few years ago. The story was so horrible that it stuck with me all this time. To this day, I'm paranoid about accidentally inhaling mold when something in my fridge goes bad.

South Park made fun of this guy in at least one of their episodes. There was a travelling group of freaks that were going on all the talk shows. Cartman pretended to have testicles growing from his chin in order to get on these shows. One of the other freaks was the guy with a hole in his face.

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Cartman pretended to have testicles growing from his chin in order to get on these shows. One of the other freaks was the guy with a hole in his face.

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That was Butters /images/graemlins/wink.gif

And that episode was hilarious when the freaks sang their protest song and some outrageous looking freaks joined in!

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Marks physicians suggest that there is little chance that molds and bacteria from his daily environment led to the contraction of the fungal infections.

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