is STTF-HU ever gonna get here

[lacky]

i mostly feel like i'm sitting around all day waiting for september.......

Steve

[ewing55]

Why? Are you anxious to make some real $$$? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

--------------Jeff

[Irieguy]

The question is, Lacky...

Now that your bankroll is over 100K, are you going to pitch in the extra $300 and become a $500 entrant?

You nit.

Irieguy

[lacky]

already said I was, u having a bad month at the craps tables, need it now? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Steve

[Irieguy]

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already said I was, u having a bad month at the craps tables, need it now? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I only have 4 weeks to win back all the prize money that everybody paid... I have to start somewhere.

I'm already thinking of new screennames and a 2+2 username in case things don't work out.

Irieguy

[iMsoLucky0]

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i mostly feel like i'm sitting around all day waiting for september.......

Steve

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Waiting to get owned by me? That's kinda sad.

[skipperbob]

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i mostly feel like i'm sitting around all day waiting for september.......

Steve

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Waiting to get owned by me? That's kinda sad.

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Isn't it "Pwned" ? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[wuwei]

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i mostly feel like i'm sitting around all day waiting for september.......

Steve

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Waiting to get owned by me? That's kinda sad.

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The clash of you two and your luckboxes is going to be a highlight of the weekend, I think.

I can't [censored] wait.

[Maulik]

is this going to be in Vegas?

[skipperbob]

What's the breakdown between $500 players & $200's...i.e. What's the total prizepool ?......B-T-W: I know you have stated that the STTFHUC is "winner-take-all"; I have not stated what the payout is on the L.A.C....Therefore, I declare that it is 50/30/20....(Good to be the King)

[skipperbob]

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is this going to be in Vegas?

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16 Lunatics (not Citanuls) getting together in Vegas on 09/02 thru 09/04 to claim the "e-penis" title for STTF.

Previous threads on subject if I knew how to post links to threads /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[SuitedSixes]

You could announce the first round pairings. That would do something to get the smack talk flowing.

[wuwei]

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You could announce the first round pairings. That would do something to get the smack talk flowing.

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[Maulik]

Have you boys worked out room arrangements? I bought a RT for 1 Sept - 4 Sept & my friends all bailed.

[skipperbob]

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You could announce the first round pairings. That would do something to get the smack talk flowing.

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Don't you ever get tired of coming up with good ideas?...so far your only "bummer" was the whole SlackerMcFly deal /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[SuitedSixes]

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Don't you ever get tired of coming up with good ideas?...so far your only "bummer" was the whole SlackerMcFly deal /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I do what I can to give back to my Peeps.

My favorite three year old could draw names out of a hat, and I could post the bracket if the TD gives me the go-ahead.

[Irieguy]

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Yeah, I would like to do that... but I don't think it can happen. Experience has taught me that we will not know the exact "players" for the tournament until the day of. People are flakes.

The O/U on the number of people who have paid, but don't show up is 1.5.

The line on Gigabet showing up is -125.

Rojosox will be there to claim a vacant spot, and Skipperbob will play if Giga no-shows. So, we'll have 16 players... but I will save the draw for the day of.

Irieguy

[skipperbob]

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Don't you ever get tired of coming up with good ideas?...so far your only "bummer" was the whole SlackerMcFly deal /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I do what I can to give back to my Peeps.

My favorite three year old could draw names out of a hat, and I could post the bracket if the TD gives me the go-ahead.

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Pretty sure that TD plans on a "seeded" tourny such that the $200 players are playing a $500 player in the first round...Don't know if he plans on any other subjective criteria....I had to pay extra to get Yugo in 1st round /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[SuitedSixes]

So . . . what are we going to talk about until then?

[Irieguy]

LABOR DAY HU TOURNAMENT ROSTER


1. Skipperbob (paid $500)
2. Irieguy (paid $500)
3. Raptor (paid $500)
4. Zen (paid $500)
5. Daliman (paid $500)
6. Usher (paid $500)
7. Unarmed (paid $200)
8. Mosdef (paid $200)
9. Wuwei (paid $200)
10. Yugo (paid $200)
11. Ilya (paid $200)
12. John Hurst (paid $500)
13. JohnnyBeef (paid $177, owes 23)
14. Apathy (paid $500)
15. ImSoLucky (paid $500)
16. Lacky (paid $200)


Total Prize Pool: $5900

Lacky has vowed to upgrade his buy-in, so the prize pool is really $6200.

Gigabet is supposed to take Skipperbob's spot.

JohnnyBeef still owes a few bucks because of a transfer limit problem, not because he's a stooge.


Rojosox will fill in for whomever flakes. If nobody flakes, Rojosox will want to buy somebody's spot. If Giga no-shows, Rojo will buy skipper's spot.

If I get enough requests to draw for the first round pairings in spite of the flake factor... we can do it. In that case, no-show fill-ins will inherit the draw of the player they replace.

Irieguy

[skipperbob]

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already said I was, u having a bad month at the craps tables, need it now? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Steve

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I only have 4 weeks to win back all the prize money that everybody paid... I have to start somewhere.

I'm already thinking of new screennames and a 2+2 username in case things don't work out.

Irieguy

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Have you ever tried a "craps system" that involves entering the Casino in disguise and throwing the dice with an illegal "spinning" motion such that the die don't tumble and you are able to preset & preserve winning combinations
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[Irieguy]

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Have you ever tried a "craps system" that involves entering the Casino in disguise and throwing the dice with an illegal "spinning" motion such that the die don't tumble and you are able to preset & preserve winning combinations
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Yes, but I only need disguises at the Suncoast, Orleans, and Treasure Island. Those are the only casinos to ban me so far.

Also, I have improved my system. It seems to be more powerful for me to set the dice as to increase my SRR (seven-to-roll ratio) and then bet the don't.

The only downside is that I have to be alone at a table so I can keep rolling after my continuous 7-outs.

Irieguy

[skipperbob]

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If I get enough requests to draw for the first round pairings in spite of the flake factor... we can do it. In that case, no-show fill-ins will inherit the draw of the player they replace.

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Do it /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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not because he's a stooge.

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I make the line on that prop (+) 250

[SuitedSixes]

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If I get enough requests to draw for the first round pairings in spite of the flake factor... we can do it. In that case, no-show fill-ins will inherit the draw of the player they replace.

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Do it /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[SuitedSixes]

Ahhh, the Suncoast. The site of my banning by the Professional Golfers Association of America. It involved walking off the tenth tee, throwing my golf bag over the wall, and walking to the Suncoast where I got drunk, played blackjack, went broke, and wached "Snatch." (There's a Skipperbob joke coming here.)

Since this is this kind of thread, and it's this kind of day. You can venture to OOT and read about my death. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3053488&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[iMsoLucky0]

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If I get enough requests to draw for the first round pairings in spite of the flake factor... we can do it. In that case, no-show fill-ins will inherit the draw of the player they replace.

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Do it /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[Irieguy]

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If I get enough requests to draw for the first round pairings in spite of the flake factor... we can do it. In that case, no-show fill-ins will inherit the draw of the player they replace.

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Do it /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Ok, cool. Let's do it.

Suited: put all the $200 players in one hat, and the $500 players in another hat.

Have your favorite 3 year-old draw a $200 player and then a $500 player and match them up.

You will run out of $200 players first, so the end of the draw will just be match-ups from the $500 hat.

Count Lacky as a $500 player.

Post the results and let the smack talking begin.

Irieguy

[SuitedSixes]

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!

This will probably make you all mad, but this is what, some forum heads up tournament that you all play? Is there any restrictions on who gets to play? I am not saying I want to I am just wondering. (Shakira avatar is so distracting)....(and wonderful)

[lacky]

irie could post pics of different strippers, we could conduct an online interview process if we can figure out the whole streaming video thing

[lacky]

it is a live heads up tourney that irie has put together in las vegas. there was no restriction on who could play, but because of space restrictions it was limited to 16 players, first come first serve, so the slots filled up a long time ago.

Steve

Thanks, I was just wondering. Sounds fun, good luck.

[Apathy]

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OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!

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This is going to make the calcutta all that more interesting imo.

[SuitedSixes]

That was kinda the point.

[SlackerMcFly]

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Don't you ever get tired of coming up with good ideas?...so far your only "bummer" was the whole SlackerMcFly deal


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I have been called a lot of things (most of them cannot be repeated in polite company). But "deal"??? I feel.... somehow..... cheapened. No big deal.

SlackerMcBummer

[johnnybeef]

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LABOR DAY HU TOURNAMENT ROSTER


1. Skipperbob (paid $500)
2. Irieguy (paid $500)
3. Raptor (paid $500)
4. Zen (paid $500)
5. Daliman (paid $500)
6. Usher (paid $500)
7. Unarmed (paid $200)
8. Mosdef (paid $200)
9. Wuwei (paid $200)
10. Yugo (paid $200)
11. Ilya (paid $200)
12. John Hurst (paid $500)
13. JohnnyBeef (paid $177, owes 23)
14. Apathy (paid $500)
15. ImSoLucky (paid $500)
16. Lacky (paid $200)


Total Prize Pool: $5900

Lacky has vowed to upgrade his buy-in, so the prize pool is really $6200.

Gigabet is supposed to take Skipperbob's spot.

JohnnyBeef still owes a few bucks because of a transfer limit problem, not because he's a stooge.


Rojosox will fill in for whomever flakes. If nobody flakes, Rojosox will want to buy somebody's spot. If Giga no-shows, Rojo will buy skipper's spot.

If I get enough requests to draw for the first round pairings in spite of the flake factor... we can do it. In that case, no-show fill-ins will inherit the draw of the player they replace.

Irieguy

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ummmmm, excuse me Richard, but I think that I only owed you 327 for our last coaching arangment (in fact it may have been a little less IF I remember correctly,) so check and see how much my last transfer to you was.

ps. I will definately be playing for the whole thing, so I want everyone else who payed $500 to not worry about playing for second, as We will be going to CH2 on Sun. evening, where I will hopefully have my little Cali girl taking care of me (you remember the one I'm sure Irie) for the rest of the night, and I will throw some scraps to the rest of you dogs if you are hungy.

[Daliman]

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is this going to be in Vegas?

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16 Lunatics (not Citanuls) getting together in Vegas on 09/02 thru 09/04 to claim the "e-penis" title for STTF.

Previous threads on subject if I knew how to post links to threads /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I cannot believe it took me this long to figure out Citnal's name, and Methuselah knew it before me.

I am slipping

[raptor517]

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already said I was, u having a bad month at the craps tables, need it now? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Steve

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I only have 4 weeks to win back all the prize money that everybody paid... I have to start somewhere.

I'm already thinking of new screennames and a 2+2 username in case things don't work out.

Irieguy

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yea i only got like 3.7 weeks to win all that calcutta money.. who can i rob.. hmm.... holla