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pokerdirty
08-03-2005, 08:14 PM
I was being an [censored] today in a sit n go by letting the time clock expire every time before making a move. About half the table is telling me what a lowlife I am, when one of them says "I think he's the guy that mops up the porno theatre". Which got me thinking....

What is the worst job imaginable?

shant
08-03-2005, 08:16 PM
Assistant Crack Whore

mblax10
08-03-2005, 08:16 PM
Gay Pornstar or Gay Prostitute

kyro
08-03-2005, 08:18 PM
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Gay Pornstar or Gay Prostitute

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Why would this be the worst job if you were gay?

offTopic
08-03-2005, 08:22 PM
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What is the worst job imaginable?

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Unpaid Internet Forum Moderator

krazyace5
08-03-2005, 08:23 PM
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Gay Pornstar or Gay Prostitute

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Why would this be the worst job if you were gay?

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Straight porn then for gay guys?

jakethebake
08-03-2005, 08:28 PM
This thread has been done sooo many times.

jacki
08-03-2005, 08:50 PM
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Assistant Crack Whore

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Norm McDonald rules

shadow29
08-03-2005, 08:56 PM
Poker pro?

DrSavage
08-03-2005, 08:58 PM
Those guys who sit in toll booths on highways.

tbach24
08-03-2005, 09:00 PM
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Those guys who sit in toll booths on highways.

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From what I've heard those guys make decent money, get benefits and it's just like sitting around on your ass all day listening to music and often times you get a guy you get to talk to in the same booth.

benza13
08-03-2005, 09:01 PM
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Those guys who sit in toll booths on highways.

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From what I've heard those guys make decent money, get benefits and it's just like sitting around on your ass all day listening to music and often times you get a guy you get to talk to in the same booth.

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I dont know about other states, but in NH, the toll collectors start at $8.50 an hour, which I wouldnt exactly call good money.

gorie
08-03-2005, 09:03 PM
anything involving giving speeches. or travel.

The_Tracker
08-03-2005, 09:04 PM
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This thread has been done sooo many times.

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jake,

I notice many of your posts simply state to the OP that the thread has been done "many times". Maybe it just means that you, who has over 13,500+ posts on here since only a year ago, spend way to much time on this forum.

I for one have not seen this topic in OOT before.

J_V
08-03-2005, 09:04 PM
I don't like speeches either. But if you guys want to elect me president, I'd give the State of the Union Address my best shot.

DrSavage
08-03-2005, 09:04 PM
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From what I've heard those guys make decent money, get benefits and it's just like sitting around on your ass all day listening to music and often times you get a guy you get to talk to in the same booth.

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It's the dumbest, most boring job there is. I don't give a flying [censored] how much they make, but it's definitely not a lot. Also they end up with huge health problems because they breathe exhaust all day long.

Dan Rutter
08-03-2005, 09:07 PM
I always thought that having to clean Port-a-Johns for a living would suck. Theres some sick stuff in some of them.

gorie
08-03-2005, 09:08 PM
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I don't like speeches either. But if you guys want to elect me president, I'd give the State of the Union Address my best shot.

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that response came a lot faster than i thought. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

miajag81
08-03-2005, 09:09 PM
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anything involving giving speeches. or travel.

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Why travel? I would love a job that required a lot of travel.

gorie
08-03-2005, 09:09 PM
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anything involving giving speeches. or travel.

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Why travel? I would love a job that required a lot of travel.

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i don't like going places.

WackityWhiz
08-03-2005, 09:09 PM
http://deed.ryerson.ca/~fil/M/humor/badjob.jpg

slamdunkpro
08-03-2005, 09:12 PM
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08-03-2005, 09:19 PM
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ddubois
08-03-2005, 09:32 PM
There exists a job that includes the duty of
'extracting' semen from bulls, for the purpose of inseminating female cows. I assume you can ascertain the extraction method.

Eurotrash
08-03-2005, 09:34 PM
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Assistant Crack Whore

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Norm McDonald rules

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props to shant on the funny, props to jacki for actually recognizing the origin.

M2d
08-03-2005, 09:37 PM
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The power should be pay enough in and of itself.

M2d
08-03-2005, 09:42 PM
A while back, a friend of mine had a research position at the UC Davis vet school large animal clinic. part of the duties involved reching his hand up the nether regions of cows and bulls. not sure why, and I don't want to know.

HopeydaFish
08-03-2005, 10:58 PM
I was watching a television show awhile ago about strange jobs, and one of the guys on the show had the worst job I can possibly imagine. He was a "diver" at a waste treatment plant. They had these huge vats of human waste that were being treated before being flushed back out to the system. Every so often the tank would need repairs from the inside, or a pipe would get clogged, or what have you, and this guy would have to thrown on a wet suit and dive into the human waste to do his work.

RunDownHouse
08-03-2005, 11:03 PM
American Express Financial Advisor.

smb394
08-03-2005, 11:05 PM
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American Express Financial Advisor.

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Well, if we're going in this direction, I should add Mutual Fund Accountant.

HopeydaFish
08-03-2005, 11:37 PM
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American Express Financial Advisor.

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Well, if we're going in this direction, I should add Mutual Fund Accountant.

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I worked in retail for 7 years. Some days being paid to swim around in human waste would have seemed like a treat.

Talk2BigSteve
08-04-2005, 01:59 AM
Hospital Enema Giver

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tinga81
08-04-2005, 02:09 AM
fluffer.

Stellastarr
08-04-2005, 04:44 AM
I'd say the guy that has to clean up all the porta-pottys.

08-04-2005, 05:16 AM
I knew a guy who worked for the agriculture department (DPI in Australia), part of his job was to go around collecting semen samples from bulls and pigs. You basically wait until they're mounting a female and stick a cup over as they blow their load.

edit: Here's a linky (http://www.thepigsite.com/FeaturedArticle/?Display=510) for you deviants.

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Before attempting to collect a boar, clip the long hairs on the sheath because it interferes with the collection process. During the actual collection process, patience is again important. Allow the boar to mount and make a few copulatory thrusts, extend the penis and display an erection. The corkscrew end of the penis is grasped with a bare or gloved hand. If gloves are used they should not be latex because chemicals on these type gloves are spermicidal. After a few moments, the boar will cease thrusting and begin to ejaculate. Semen is collected into a thermos. The gel fraction should be filtered out of the ejaculate during collection using gauze or cheesecloth, which has been placed over the mouth of the thermos. The grip on the penis should not be loosened during ejaculation, which on average requires <font color="red">5 to 6 minutes.</font> Once semen is collected it should be protected from abrupt temperature changes, water, soap residues, nicotine, or sunlight, each of which can damage or kill sperm cells. Semen handling procedures are described in Levis (1989

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DasLeben
08-04-2005, 05:36 AM
Car salesman. Probably anything else in the unholy world of commission sales, too.