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ddubois

08-03-2005, 04:22 PM

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What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.

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wh1t3bread

08-03-2005, 04:27 PM

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Let me hear you say, this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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imported_The Vibesman

08-03-2005, 04:29 PM

Anything by Dave Matthews Band.

tdarko

08-03-2005, 04:34 PM

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Anything by Dave Matthews Band.

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i will take it one further...anything by john mayer. i win.

jakethebake

08-03-2005, 04:37 PM

WackityWhiz

08-03-2005, 04:42 PM

ICP

[censored] everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic

Eminem

[censored] [censored] ass bitch [censored], shooby-de-doo-wop
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees

ptmusic

08-03-2005, 04:42 PM

Many lyrics that spell out the letters of words:

R O C K in the U S A

Livin' in a C I T Y

S A F E T Y .... Safety Dance!

M E T H O D O F L O V E ... it's a method of modern love

S A T U R D A Y night! (ok this one was decent fun)

Mostly the over 30 crowd will remember the above (with a cringe).

-ptmusic

jakethebake

08-03-2005, 04:43 PM

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Many lyrics that spell out the letters of words:

R O C K in the U S A

Livin' in a C I T Y

S A F E T Y .... Safety Dance!

M E T H O D O F L O V E ... it's a method of modern love

S A T U R D A Y night! (ok this one was decent fun)

Mostly the over 30 crowd will remember the above (with a cringe).

-ptmusic

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Pretty much the only way to do Y M C A though.

CollinEstes

08-03-2005, 04:44 PM

So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I.
you know that if we are to stay alive.
Then see the peace in every eye.
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
I want to know right now what will it be.
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,
Will it be yes or will it be sorry?
He showed up all wet on the rainy front step.
Wearing shrapnel in his skin.
And the war he saw lives inside him still,
It's so hard to be gentle and warm.
The years pass by and now he has granddaughters
You look at me from across the room
You're wearing your anguish again
Believe me I know the feeling
It sucks you into the jaws of anger.
So breathe a little more deeply my love
All we have is this very moment
And I don't want to do what his father,
and his father, and his father did,
I want to be here now.
So open up your morning light,
And say a little prayer for I
You know that if we are to stay alive,
Then see the love in every eye.

Rotating Rabbit

08-03-2005, 04:45 PM

Des'ree
LIFE

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

ptmusic

08-03-2005, 04:48 PM

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Many lyrics that spell out the letters of words:

R O C K in the U S A

Livin' in a C I T Y

S A F E T Y .... Safety Dance!

M E T H O D O F L O V E ... it's a method of modern love

S A T U R D A Y night! (ok this one was decent fun)

Mostly the over 30 crowd will remember the above (with a cringe).

-ptmusic

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Pretty much the only way to do Y M C A though.

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Yeah, I thought of that one, plus PYT, but I think those go in another (more acceptable) category because they are acronyms. For some reason, those songs don't make me cringe as much. Except when I feel like jackass for spelling out YMCA at a wedding because every other jackass in the room is doing it. I hate myself sometimes.

-ptmusic

TheMainEvent

08-03-2005, 04:49 PM

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wait till you see my...

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razor

08-03-2005, 04:49 PM

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro

See the tree, how big it's grown,
but friend, it hasn't been too long it wasn't big.
I laughed at her and she got mad,
the first day that she planted it was just a twig.
Then the first snow came and she ran
out to brush the snow away so it wouldn't die.
Came runnin' in all excited,
slipped and almost hurt herself, I laughed 'til I cried.
She was always young at heart,
kind a dumb and kind a smart and I loved her so.
I surprised her with a puppy,
kept me up all Christmas eve two years ago.
And it would sure embarrass her when
I came home from working late 'cause I would know
that she'd been sittin' there cryin
over some sad and silly late, late show.
And Honey, I miss you and I'm being good.
And I'd love to be with you if only I could.
She wrecked the car and she was sad
and so afraid that I'd be mad but what the heck.
Though I pretended hard to be,
guess you could say she saw through me and hugged my neck.
I came home unexpectedly
and found her crying needlessly in middle of the day.
And it was in the early spring
when flowers bloom and Robins sing, she went away.
And Honey, I miss you and I'm being good.
And I'd love to be with you if only I could.
Yes, one day while I wasn't home,
while she was there and all alone, the angels came.
Now all I have is memories
of Honey, and I wake up nights and call her name.
Now my life's an empty stage
where Honey lived and Honey played and love grew up.
A small cluod passes over head
and cries down in the flower bed that Honey loved.
See the tree, how big it's grown...(fading)

sfer

08-03-2005, 05:16 PM

She's cold as ice....paradise!
And the feeling....was a nice.

AngryCola

08-03-2005, 05:18 PM

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Let me hear you say, this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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This is what I was going to post. It's an awful song.

miajag81

08-03-2005, 05:28 PM

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She's cold as ice....paradise!
And the feeling....was a nice.

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Choppin' broccoliiiii!!!
Choppin' broccolaaaahhhh!!!

PassiveCaller

08-03-2005, 05:30 PM

Brainwalter

08-03-2005, 05:36 PM

asofel

08-03-2005, 05:38 PM

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Let me hear you say, this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This [censored] is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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The title of this thread made me think of this.

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so true...when i first heard that, i couldn't believe she seriously wrote those lyrics....just kinda shook my head and sighed....

Wintermute

08-03-2005, 05:40 PM

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R O C K in the U S A

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Don't ever dis John Cougar

MagicMan08

08-03-2005, 06:35 PM

This thread is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

AllIn3High

08-03-2005, 06:39 PM

No Limit

by 2 Unlimited

Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
no, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit!
No no limits, we'll reach for the sky!
No valley to deep. No mountain too high.
No no limits, we'll reach for the sky,
we do what we want and we do it with pride.
Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
Hard to the core, I feel the floor.
When I'm on stage, yo, ya answer more.
I'm on the edge, I know the ledge,
I work real hard to collect my cash!
Tick tick ticka tick take your time,
when I'm goin' I'm goin' for mine.
Open your ears and you will hear it.
I tell you this 'cause there's no limit!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no, no, no there's no limit!
Ow! Hey yay yeah hey hey!
Now, now, hey yeah yeh hey hey! Hoo!
No limits allowed, cause there's much crowd,
microphone check as I choose my route.
I'm playing on the road; I've got no fear,
the south from my mouth is on record here.
There never will be no mountain too high.
Reach the top, touch the sky!
They tried to diss me cause I sell out...
I'm making techno and I am proud!

The Goober

08-03-2005, 07:36 PM

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off."

First time I heard this [censored] on the radio, I thought it was some sort of joke. Then the next thing I know its the big hit of the summer /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Harv72b

08-03-2005, 07:42 PM

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Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

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Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [[who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out?

When the party was nice, the party was bumpin’ [Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo]
And everybody havin' a ball [Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo]
I tell the fellas "…start the name callin'…" [Yippie Yi Yo]
And the girls report to the call the poor dog show down [ha ha ha ha]

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back ruffy, Get that scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel [pant]

I'm gonna tell myself I might not get angry [Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo]
To any girls calling them canine [Haye!! Yippie, Yi, Yo]
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" [Yippie Yi, Yo]
You fetch a woman in front and her mans behind [ha ha ha ha]
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]
Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]
Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]
Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back ruffy, Get that scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my mind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do…ah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
[Repeat to fade]

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RRRRICK

08-03-2005, 07:45 PM

Empty spaces fill me up with holes
Distant faces with no place left to go
Without you within me I can’t find no rest
Where I‘m going as anybody’s guest

I try to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I‘m going to be is
Incomplete

Voices tell me I should carry on
But I am swimming in an ocean all alone
Baby my baby it’s written on your face
You still wonder if we made a big mistake

I try to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I‘m going to be is
Incomplete

I don’t mean to drag it on
But I can’t seem to let you go
I don’t want to make you face this world alone
I wanna let you go

I try to go on like I never knew you
I’m awake but my world is half asleep
I pray for this heart to be unbroken
But without you all I‘m going to be is
Incomplete

The Back Street Boys make me wanna puke.
Watching the film clip with the volume up is enough to make you wanna hang yourself

jesusarenque

08-03-2005, 08:37 PM

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeah you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeh, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I feel that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.

tbach24

08-03-2005, 08:48 PM

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wait till you see my dick

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This song is so awesome. Hater.

Matty

08-03-2005, 08:51 PM

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."

- Voltaire

I think that Toby Keith song about America looking to pick a fight qualifies.

Alobar

08-03-2005, 09:05 PM

That little midget guy who sang the thong song. Cisco. Tho Im sure thats not how he spelled it since to be a cool rapper you gotta spell your name all stupid, so it was prolly Cisqo or something. But yeah, anyway, "thong th-th-th-thong"

Dominic

08-03-2005, 09:12 PM

anything by R. Kelly.

Everytime I see a vidoe or hear a song of his I think it's a MadTV spoof of a real song. But it's not.

Has anyone been more talentless and horrible a songwriter than him and sold more records??

SossMan

08-03-2005, 09:17 PM

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She's cold as ice....paradise!
And the feeling....was a nice.

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Choppin' broccoliiiii!!!
Choppin' broccolaaaahhhh!!!

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there was this lady i knew
if i didn't know her
she'd be the lady.....
.......
........
i didn't know

she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin chopin chopin ch chchch chc hc chc hcch brokol iii ahhhh

miajag81

08-03-2005, 09:33 PM

Anything by 50 Cent. Anyone who actually likes his stuff deserves to be shot in the face.

TheCroShow

08-03-2005, 09:36 PM

50 Cent is great, I went to see him an Eminem (along with G-Unit and D12) in San Antonio last weekend, AWWWWEEEESSOOOMMMME SHOW! Put down the haterade son /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Anything by Celine Dion, I'm embarassed that she is Canadian.

The Gwen Stefani track, i'll bet 99% of you do not understand what it means by "The xxxx is bananas." Stop the hate

EliteNinja

08-03-2005, 09:42 PM

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Anything by 50 Cent. Anyone who actually likes his stuff deserves to be shot in the face.

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50 Cent is great, I went to see him an Eminem (along with G-Unit and D12) in San Antonio last weekend, AWWWWEEEESSOOOMMMME SHOW! Put down the haterade son /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Anything by Celine Dion, I'm embarassed that she is Canadian.

The Gwen Stefani track, i'll bet 99% of you do not understand what it means by "The xxxx is bananas." Stop the hate

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Celine Dion > 50 Cent

TheCroShow

08-03-2005, 09:42 PM

oh no you di'i'nt

miajag81

08-03-2005, 09:43 PM

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Celine Dion > 50 Cent

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sad but true.

MCS

08-03-2005, 09:45 PM

What if you like both 50 and Celine Dion?

ddubois

08-03-2005, 09:51 PM

I like 'Don't worry, Be Happy'. /images/graemlins/frown.gif The lyrics are definately trite, but that's rather appropriate given the theme of the song, and they surely aren't as ridiculously stupid as most of the songs in this thread.

Actually, upon further reflection, most of radio nowadays is an embarrasment to our species. Not just the lyrics, but the topic matter. It must have been nice to grow up in a time when the radio was playing songs like "My Girl". Today every song is clearly about either explicit sexual acts, gold-digging whores, cheating on your signifigant other, or all of the above.

CD56

08-03-2005, 09:55 PM

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50 Cent is great, I went to see him an Eminem (along with G-Unit and D12) in San Antonio last weekend, AWWWWEEEESSOOOMMMME SHOW! Put down the haterade son /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Anything by Celine Dion, I'm embarassed that she is Canadian.

The Gwen Stefani track, i'll bet 99% of you do not understand what it means by "The xxxx is bananas." Stop the hate

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I'm in that 99%, care to enlighten me?

plaster8

08-04-2005, 06:28 AM

A Neil Diamond classic ...

I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
not even the chair

Dave Barry had a bad lyric contest years ago -- I believe this was the winner. Dumbest lyric in music history.

Chairman Wood

08-04-2005, 06:38 AM

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S A T U R D A Y night! (ok this one was decent fun)

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It is ridiculous but everytime I hear this song I'm in love with it for a week.

nervous

08-04-2005, 07:20 AM

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Celine Dion > 50 Cent

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sad but true.

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no

nervous

08-04-2005, 07:20 AM

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What you gon&#8217; do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I&#8217;ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.

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Black Eyed Peas Rule and that song has a cool rhythm.