Do you deny a crying girl a cold piece of pizza?

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I was somehow just reminded of a funny situation from freshman year that involved the bitchiest girl I've ever met. What's your line here?

For a little background, I lived in a dorm during my freshman year at Cornell. At the end of my hallway lived a girl we'll call 'Natalia' -- to be blunt, she's a huge bitch. Snotty, selfish, materialistic, and hated by most of floor.

On one of the first nights of the year, she had invited the entire floor into her room for some drinks before our respective Friday evenings would commence -- nice gesture, right? Wrong. She was charging people $2.50 for shots out of a $30 bottle of vodka that her parents gave her before she left from home. There were at least 30 shots in the bottle, and she hadn't paid a dime for it. Bitch.

At any rate, a few of the guys on the hall and I were playing pok... uhh, cribbage in the lounge at the end of the hall one night, and we'd ordered a pizza. None of us were that hungry, so there were three fairly cold pieces sitting in the box when our friend Natalia walked in hysterically crying about something totally inconsequential and meaningless.

Now as much as the girl is a bitch, I don't usually see a reason to unnecessarily rub salt in people's wounds -- so I basically gave her half-hearted sympathetic apologies while paying her little to no attention.

At this point, between sobs, our depressed and binge-happy floormate asked me for a piece of pizza.

I'm not usually a cold or heartless person, but I really wanted to charge her $2.50 for the damn thing.

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[TheMainEvent]

Need pics

[DasLeben]

As much as I'd like to say I'd charge her for it, I personally would just give her a slice. I tend to be pretty generous with food, beer, etc.

Plus, you giving her a slice means that you're taking the high road. It's +EV for sure.

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[Lady Dont Tekno]

I'd give her a piece laying the foundation for a future hate-[censored].

LDT

[jackdaniels]

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I just voted for you being stupid in that poll he linked...

As far as your poll goes it depends on how big of a dick i felt like looking to everyone that early in the year.

[jakethebake]

I thought you were giving up making polls? /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[jakethebake]

This is entirely dependent on whether you would at any point have an opportunity to tap it, or tap any of her friends.

[ptmusic]

I'd give her a piece, but I'd probably toss in a joke about $2; hopefully she'd realize how her bitchy behavior is the source of many of her problems.

Of course, I'd leave out the joke if I determined she was a candidate to push the infamous Cornell suicide rate one notch higher.

-ptmusic

[pearljam]

I think this really depends on how much of a bitch she is. I am a horrible person, so I would probably charge her regardless.

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jake, once again, you need to curb your own gimmick account!

i'm out of control!

[jakethebake]

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I think this really depends on how much of a bitch she is. I am a horrible person, so I would probably charge her regardless.

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Take it out in trade.

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I just voted for you being stupid in that poll he linked...

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ty

[pearljam]

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I think this really depends on how much of a bitch she is. I am a horrible person, so I would probably charge her regardless.

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Take it out in trade.

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I dont get it.

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I just voted for you being stupid in that poll he linked...

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ty

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np.

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I think this really depends on how much of a bitch she is. I am a horrible person, so I would probably charge her regardless.

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Take it out in trade.

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I dont get it.

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One slice of pizza has to be worth at least...four blow jobs.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I think this really depends on how much of a bitch she is. I am a horrible person, so I would probably charge her regardless.

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Take it out in trade.

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I dont get it.

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Your girlfriend does. Ask her.

[BottlesOf]

Honestly, I couldn't vote. I really could see this either way. It would depend how awful she, and how upset she was at the time...

[tolbiny]

If your gonna be a dick, skip the 2.50 thing, just flat out say - I'd rather throw it away than give it to you.

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If your gonna be a dick, skip the 2.50 thing, just flat out say - I'd rather throw it away than give it to you.

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I like this better.

[meep_42]

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I dont get it.

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Your girlfriend does. Ask her.

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Well played.

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[tolbiny]

Personally i would just give it to her - its adecent thing to do thta doesn't cost you anything- being a dick to people when someone has only marginally been a dick to you is -ev. save that [censored] up for someone who really deserves it.

Edit : the only problem with this approach is if she is annoying and will think that you are friends now.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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If your gonna be a dick, skip the 2.50 thing, just flat out say - I'd rather throw it away than give it to you.

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Nah. This is definitely being more of a dick, but it's only being a dick. Asking for $2.50 is also being a dick, but it has the added benefit of pointing out her bitchiness.

[jakethebake]

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If your gonna be a dick, skip the 2.50 thing, just flat out say - I'd rather throw it away than give it to you.

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Nah. This is definitely being more of a dick, but it's only being a dick. Asking for $2.50 is being also being a dick, but it has the added benefit of pointing out her bitchiness.

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Plus the revenue opportunity.

[M2d]

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a more effective response would be "why would you link a tubgirl pic to my topic?" guarantee no one's clicking it then.

[RacersEdge]

I would taunt and tease her some over what the price of the pizza should be - do some fake calculations - drag it out a little - then give her a piece.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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If your gonna be a dick, skip the 2.50 thing, just flat out say - I'd rather throw it away than give it to you.

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Nah. This is definitely being more of a dick, but it's only being a dick. Asking for $2.50 is being also being a dick, but it has the added benefit of pointing out her bitchiness.

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Plus the revenue opportunity.

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Yes. This too. For the record, if I were to get $2.50 from her, I'd put it directly into the pot for the current p*ker hand.

[Popinjay]

Retaliation never helps solve a problem but taking the high road sometimes does.

[meep_42]

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a more effective response would be "why would you link a tubgirl pic to my topic?" guarantee no one's clicking it then.

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Until they mouseover the link and see it's to a 2+2 forum post...

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[M2d]

Natalia is an either or name. either a huge warthog chick or a total hottie. we need pics before be can decide.

[jakethebake]

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Retaliation never helps solve a problem but taking the high road sometimes does.

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Untrue

[PassiveCaller]

You need a poll to grow some [censored] balls. Tell her to buy her own pizza with the money she ripped off the floor for and then decide you're hungry and eat a slice. If you're feeling especially drunk or mean remind her that eating every time she is in a bitchy mood is what probably has gotten her to this stage to begin with.

The only reason to show compassion here is if she's well liked by the rest of the girls on the floor and/or you think it will hurt you chances getting laid with those girls.

[asb165]

What dorm, and what sorority did she join. Then I can give my answer.

CU '00

[dtbog]

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CU '00

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w00t!

Mews Hall... opened the year you left, I think? or the year after?

She joined DG.

[asb165]

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CU '00

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w00t!

Mews Hall... opened the year you left, I think? or the year after?

She joined DG.

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Yeah, I was there back when every [normal] freshman lived on West Campus.

Although charging for booze is weak sauce, you give her the piece of pizza. Although only one. Most of the Cornell girls don't need them, although DG, if it is still the same, is pretty hot as a whole. So she can have one piece.

[jason_t]

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You're gone. I hope [censored] can ban your real account too.

[DMBFan23]

wow what a ninja bump, [censored] has been all over those today.

[CallMeIshmael]

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This is entirely dependent on whether you would at any point have an opportunity to tap it, or tap any of her friends.

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[diebitter]

No I couldn't deny her. The tears of a woman never, ever fail on me /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[JordanIB]

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CU '00

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w00t!

Mews Hall... opened the year you left, I think? or the year after?

She joined DG.

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Throw her in Beebe Lake.

[canis582]

I never thought shiip was an appropriate comment for a post until I read this one.

[AlphaWice]

give her a hug, and then kiss her on the cheek, she will be confused
then throw away the pizza and kiss her on the mouth

[SCfuji]

2.50? man thats nice. id charge as much cash as she had on her so she wouldnt be able to purchase the pizza slice and would be crying and hungry.

[bernie]

It kinda depends on if you bought the pizza or you all did. If you all went in on it, then it's kind of a majority rule deal.

If you bought it...

I'd charge her. No way in hell is she getting anything for free that I paid for myself.

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so I basically gave her half-hearted sympathetic apologies

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Given your description of her, I wouldn't have even done this for her. Unless it was a prelude to me telling her the price for a piece.


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