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gulebjorn
08-03-2005, 03:04 PM
Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

jakethebake
08-03-2005, 03:08 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

asofel
08-03-2005, 03:09 PM
that which we do not discuss.

CrazyEyez
08-03-2005, 03:11 PM
No such thing. Get in, get out. As quickly as possible.

Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 03:14 PM
Lately, it's been Harrington on... uhh... cars.

gulebjorn
08-03-2005, 03:18 PM
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Lately, it's been Harrington on... uhh... cars.

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And I thought I was the only one...

Those problems really are the perfect modular length.

Pasta the night before = 1 problem. Steak = 2 probs. Spicy food: 3 and up...

Rushmore
08-03-2005, 03:20 PM
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No such thing. Get in, get out. As quickly as possible.

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You were close.

There's no need to be rushing, just do your damned business.

And there's certainly no need to be reading, eating, doing your taxes, or playing video games.

My friend the cartoonist once drew a beautiful panel where the protagonist is sitting on the toilet, there's a television on, he's got headphones on, he's masturbating, eating a cheeseburger, there's a beer on the floor next to him, and he is weeping.

Sometimes, you just gotta do one thing at a time, for the sake of dignity, if nothing else.

08-03-2005, 03:26 PM
Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

MoreWineII
08-03-2005, 03:27 PM
Anything that keeps me entertained for about five minutes, no more no less.

Usually ends up being a magazine of some kind. Mad Magazine is a good one, I have some stupid best-of Mad Magazine book that I thumb through most of the time. If I forget a mag, it's a shampoo bottle or a toothpaste tube or something.

Reading a real book is a bummer because you get caught up in it and end up sitting on the pot for an hour even after you're done shitting.

Yeti
08-03-2005, 03:27 PM
My laptop.

stabn
08-03-2005, 03:32 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

gulebjorn
08-03-2005, 03:32 PM
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No such thing. Get in, get out. As quickly as possible.


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There's no need to be rushing, just do your damned business.

And there's certainly no need to be reading, eating, doing your taxes, or playing video games.

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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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Anything that keeps me entertained for about five minutes, no more no less.


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Okay, I see three possible explanations for this:

1) You eat less meat.
2) You drink less alcohol.
3) You are -25.

Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 03:42 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

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Yes. They were in there before. HEFAP isn't bad, either.

stabn
08-03-2005, 03:45 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

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Yes. They were in there before. HEFAP isn't bad, either.

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I can see that working ok as well. I'm not really sure what i'm going to read in there next. Maybe Zee's book that i've never gotten around to reading.

gulebjorn
08-03-2005, 03:46 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

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Yes. They were in there before. HEFAP isn't bad, either.

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Harrington on cars as well as HEFAP?

What are you? A speed limit or no speed limit driver?

gulebjorn
08-03-2005, 03:47 PM
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Reading a real book is a bummer because you get caught up in it and end up sitting on the pot for an hour even after you're done shitting.

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I'd say you let yourself get carried away to fast /images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

Either that, or you read REALLY good books.

WackityWhiz
08-03-2005, 03:52 PM
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My laptop.

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correct answer (you pay ~30 bucks a month for access to a virtual 'magazine', no need for anything else)

jakethebake
08-03-2005, 03:54 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

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I keep those in there, but not for reading. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

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Yes. They were in there before. HEFAP isn't bad, either.

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Harrington on cars as well as HEFAP?

What are you? A speed limit or no speed limit driver?

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Limit, but I don't think there's much more for me to do in CO unless I start playing tournaments (the max bet here is $5), so I'm giving it a shot and it's kind of fun.

stabn
08-03-2005, 03:56 PM
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Men's magazines, of course.

But after you turn the last of those soccer/car/hot chick pages, what's next?

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I keep p*ker books in there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Mason's poker essays books are perfect for this.

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I keep those in there, but not for reading. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Down tiger.

Los Feliz Slim
08-03-2005, 03:59 PM
New York Times Sunday Magazine is my all-time favorite.

I cannot begin to fathom people who don't read in the bathroom. If I need to go at a restaurant or something, I read random things in my wallet.

08-03-2005, 04:02 PM
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No such thing. Get in, get out. As quickly as possible.


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There's no need to be rushing, just do your damned business.

And there's certainly no need to be reading, eating, doing your taxes, or playing video games.

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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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Anything that keeps me entertained for about five minutes, no more no less.


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Okay, I see three possible explanations for this:

1) You eat less meat.
2) You drink less alcohol.
3) You are -25.

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I don't eat meat everyday, but I do eat it.
I drink like a fish.
I am 30.

MissOt
08-03-2005, 04:02 PM
listening to my ipod while playing brick on it

johnnycakes
08-03-2005, 04:58 PM
Devil's Larder: A Feast by Jim Crace (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0312420897/qid=1123102629/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1099799-4968160?v=glance&s=books&n=507846)

hobbsmann
08-03-2005, 05:09 PM
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My laptop.

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Exactly, to get hands of...ugh...solitare in.

Slow Play Ray
08-03-2005, 05:17 PM
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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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stinkypete
08-03-2005, 06:47 PM
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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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do you guys not wipe?

ChipWrecked
08-04-2005, 05:46 AM
I never used to when I was single. Now, that's "daddy's time".

08-04-2005, 10:18 AM
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Dude, I never read in the bathroom. Its always a hit and run. 1 min max. Unless i am sick.

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do you guys not wipe?

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1 min includes complete wiping

Clarkmeister
08-04-2005, 11:00 AM
Readers Digest.