Porno pet peeves?

[MoreWineII]

I'm sure this has been done before, but some really crappy porno I watched last night left me feeling irritated and discouraged.

Couple of mine from last night:

- Multi-guy porn. Why? Seeing five dudes try to stuff their dicks in various holes in porno that is obviously aimed towards males is silly. Is there any hetero guy that wants to see that? 3 girls, one guy = good, 3 guys, one girl = stupid.

- Stupid annoying cameramen. If you've seen bangbus or cumfiesta, you know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to jack off to this [censored], I don't need the cameraman to make stupid jokes during that time. It's like...hot sex. Yay, boner time! Stupid cameraman joke/commentary. Flaccid. I could turn down the volume, but the sounds the chicks make is hot to me.

- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo.

- Guys choking or beating the [censored] out of a chick during sex. Again, different strokes for different folks, but I'm getting way too much porn with violent scary dudes in it.

There's a few to start.

[jakethebake]

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- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo.

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In general I agree with this one. If they wanna zoom for a second or two that's fine. But prolonged shots where that's all you see through the whole scene is just annoying, expecially if you get the idea that it would be a great scene otherwise.

[lucas9000]

in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

"Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must."


Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[RacersEdge]

Disagree/Agree/Disagree/Agree

[RunDownHouse]

These aren't pet peeves.

[benza13]

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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This is probably the second worst type of scene. 1st is when the guy is choking the girl, or gagging scenes where the girl needs a towel or bucket for all the [censored] she is gagging up.

[touchfaith]

I hate it when asses get in the way of cameo apperances from TV sitcom stars...

"There I am......there I am.......there I am..."

I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

Also, if you ever watch spamo vison, or edited porn, for some reason they edit it as to show a scene with a close up of the guy's face for like a minute. WTF??

[HopeydaFish]

I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.

[MoreWineII]

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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Honestly, I don't need to see the guy's face at all. I understand there's a need for a dick to be in the scene, but that's as far as I wanna go with it.

To respond to the lesbian pron post, I have a hard time with lesbo stuff. Sure its hot in its own particular way, but there's something about a girl getting [censored] by a dude that is way hotter (to me)

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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[lucas9000]

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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Honestly, I don't need to see the guy's face at all. I understand there's a need for a dick to be in the scene, but that's as far as I wanna go with it.

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women usually want to see the guy though.

[HopeydaFish]

I haven't seen this often, but it does seem to be appearing more and more in porn: A girl tossing a guy's salad. It always makes me gag and instantly kills whatever wood I've achieved.

[RacersEdge]

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I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.

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I kind of like that....

[lucas9000]

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Also, if you ever watch spamo vison, or edited porn, for some reason they edit it as to show a scene with a close up of the guy's face for like a minute. WTF??

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i've seen this happen in unedited stuff. they'll cut to the dude's face for like 30 seconds while he grimaces or makes some other lame expression. this is definitely the worst. at least make it a shot that includes the girl as well so we're not forced to see the stupid guy.

[lucas9000]

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I haven't seen this often, but it does seem to be appearing more and more in porn: A girl tossing a guy's salad. It always makes me gag and instantly kills whatever wood I've achieved.

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i almost mentioned this as well, but i haven't seen it much (thank god), so i didn't know if it was common.

[MoreWineII]

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I haven't seen this often, but it does seem to be appearing more and more in porn: A girl tossing a guy's salad. It always makes me gag and instantly kills whatever wood I've achieved.

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Yeah, ew.

[mslif]

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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Honestly, I don't need to see the guy's face at all. I understand there's a need for a dick to be in the scene, but that's as far as I wanna go with it.

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women usually want to see the guy though.

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Not really. Girls look better. Guys aren't usually that good looking. The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen

[CollinEstes]

All of these remind me of that blog someone posted awhile back that is about a porn video clerk. Pretty interesting including a movie called V8. Use your imagination.

[HopeydaFish]

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I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.

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I kind of like that....

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Well, that's why it's in there...guys like you that will pop a nut at the thought of a guy spitting into a girl's [censored]. I just really hate the sound of somebody spitting.

[jakethebake]

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The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen

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What was this word? I didn't think either dick or cock were censored?

[mslif]

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The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen

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What was this word? I didn't think either dick or cock were censored?

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I was not sure if those were or not. Since they are not then [censored] meant dick.

[lucas9000]

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The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen

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What was this word? I didn't think either dick or cock were censored?

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I was not sure if those were or not. Since they are not then [censored] meant dick.

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so wait did you actually type out "[censored]" originally?

[HopeydaFish]

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I haven't seen this often, but it does seem to be appearing more and more in porn: A girl tossing a guy's salad. It always makes me gag and instantly kills whatever wood I've achieved.

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i almost mentioned this as well, but i haven't seen it much (thank god), so i didn't know if it was common.

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Hopefully this isn't the next new "in" thing in porn. 15 years ago you wouldn't see much anal, now it's in almost every video. I've been seeing it more and more lately. I'm not a huge fan of watching a guy lick a girl's [censored], but a girl licking a guy's [censored] is a way too gross for my liking.

Ugh...I saw some "amateur" stuff last week where a girl was doing this to a guy...and his crotch and [censored] was covered in hair. Dingleberries anyone? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Mr_J]

1. No d!cks thanks.
2. Don't wanna hear a guy making noise.
3. Don't wanna see a guy pull it back out and cum on the lady.
4. Don't want girls that look like they're faking it, doing that 'nasty porn style' faces.

Porn only needs to be hot girls getting with each other and the occasional boob fondle/lick and 69.

[RunDownHouse]

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I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

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Sorry, but good porn has to have a dick in it. All-girl can be good, too, but even the best lesbian porns only compete at the level of average normal porn.

[mslif]

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The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen

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What was this word? I didn't think either dick or cock were censored?

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I was not sure if those were or not. Since they are not then [censored] meant dick.

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so wait did you actually type out "[censored]" originally?

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yes I did... I was not sure if it would pick it up or not and I did not want the mods to think I was trying to circumvent the censorship.

[Buckmulligan]

Here are several -
-Women with nonsymetrical tatoos.
-Videos with no cum shot
-Videos with a cum shot but the chick has to basically drool to produce a fluid that resembles semen to compensate for the guy's tiny wad.
-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

[jakethebake]

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Here are several -
-Women with nonsymetrical tatoos.
-Videos with no cum shot
-Videos with a cum shot but the chick has to basically drool to produce a fluid that resembles semen to compensate for the guy's tiny wad.
-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

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These are good, but I'll add that I really don't want to see any tattoos at all. Also, I don't want to see cum coming back out of her mouth with or without saliva added to it.

[HopeydaFish]

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Here are several -
-Women with nonsymetrical tatoos.
-Videos with no cum shot
-Videos with a cum shot but the chick has to basically drool to produce a fluid that resembles semen to compensate for the guy's tiny wad.
-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

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The last one in your list is the worst...especially when the movie file is more than a few minutes long. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[pearljam]

I hate all pornos that include a guy because I end up getting jealous of him and then I end up getting depressed, then before I even finish I end up lieing down and vegging for 4 hours.

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I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

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Sorry, but good porn has to have a dick in it. All-girl can be good, too, but even the best lesbian porns only compete at the level of average normal porn.

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Au Contraire mon frere. You have not seen good lesbo porn, then. Get one with chicks w/ strap ons, and you get the benefits of guy / girl, without the effin dude.

[jakethebake]

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I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

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Sorry, but good porn has to have a dick in it. All-girl can be good, too, but even the best lesbian porns only compete at the level of average normal porn.

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Au Contraire mon frere. You have not seen good lesbo porn, then. Get one with chicks w/ strap ons, and you get the benefits of guy / girl, without the effin dude.

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This is the only lesbo porn worth watching.

[Senor Cardgage]

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Au Contraire mon frere. You have not seen good lesbo porn, then. Get one with chicks w/ strap ons, and you get the benefits of guy / girl, without the effin dude.

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I don't find strap-ons sexy in the least.

Also, chicks with any kind of piercing below the belt really turn me off.

[lucas9000]

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I'll add that I really don't want to see any tattoos at all.

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krystal steal's tattoo is HOT. that being said, tattoos anywhere on the front of a girl are totally unacceptable. i also dislike tattoos on the asscheeks (example: jenna jameson's "heart breaker" tattoo...it's terrible).

[jackdaniels]

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The size of their [censored] is really what needs to be seen

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What was this word? I didn't think either dick or cock were censored?

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I was not sure if those were or not. Since they are not then [censored] meant dick.

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so wait did you actually type out "[censored]" originally?

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yes I did... I was not sure if it would pick it up or not and I did not want the mods to think I was trying to circumvent the censorship.

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Thats what happens when this place gets too mod happy! This is like the dictatorial regime where you are never sure what is ok and what is not - you wind up being so careful you start second guessing every decision you make...

I can't believe you typed out [Censored] (good catch Jake!) - it is simply a sad reflection on the new modding policies when a poster is so scared of doing something wrong (because the rules were never spelled out properly!), that he changes what he is going to say even when he doesn't need to!

Shame on you OOT mods! Shame on this new policy of fear!

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[Alobar]

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- Stupid annoying cameramen. If you've seen bangbus or cumfiesta, you know what I'm talking about. I'm trying to jack off to this [censored], I don't need the cameraman to make stupid jokes during that time. It's like...hot sex. Yay, boner time! Stupid cameraman joke/commentary. Flaccid. I could turn down the volume, but the sounds the chicks make is hot to me.


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This is EXACTLY what I was going to type when I read the topic. I dont even DL [censored] from bangbus anymore because the camera man is sooooooooooo bad. Cumfiesta isnt usually bad, but that guy from bang bus makes it so I cant even wank off. ugh!

Other pet peeves are totally hot porn that gets ruined by sick [censored]. Like a SUPER georgeus woman getting [censored] all sexy, and then the guy starts slapping her around and shoving her own underwear in her mouth, or will pull out and make her stretch her arsehole wide open and spit in it. ugh....wtf??

[meep_42]

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"Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must."


Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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You're really missing this 'random' concept.

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[WackityWhiz]

This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

[mslif]

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This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

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NASTY!!!! I think I am going to be sick

[jakethebake]

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This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

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NASTY!!!! I think I am going to be sick

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Why would you click that? Seriously, why?

[stabn]

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This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

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NASTY!!!! I think I am going to be sick

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Why would you click that? Seriously, why?

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So he could complain.

[RunDownHouse]

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Get one with chicks w/ strap ons, and you get the benefits of guy / girl, without the effin dude.

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-Videos with no cum shot

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Its the money shot for a reason, and its not because male porn actors are well paid.

[Toro]

Fake boobs that look all rubbery and wrinkled and zits on the sluts ass.

[benza13]

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-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

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Forgot about this one, yea, this is huge pet peeve. One of the best features of internet pron, and it doesn't work sometimes.

[Iplayragstoo]

It really makes me sick when do the shot from behind the guys ass..the one where his balls are slapping against the girls ass...this usually happens the girl is on her back, and they are below his waist....

[HopeydaFish]

Yeah, zits are a definite turnoff. I also saw some "professional" porn the other day where a girl had what looked to be a nicotine patch on her ass. She couldn't remove it for the scene?

[astroglide]

gapes, dps, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, piledriver, etc in addition to most of what's been mentioned already

[WackityWhiz]

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It really makes me sick when do the shot from behind the guys ass..the one where his balls are slapping against the girls ass...this usually happens the girl is on her back, and they are below his waist....

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yea definately... follows the same lines as the sweet DP where the d00ds balls are rubbin together, makes me sick.

Or when a girl is blowing 2 guys and the guys are both eager to get some sucky sucky and they are rubbing their cocks together inside her mouth... sick as hell.

Or when they are going for the sweet bukkake from both sides and one guy shoots the other guys knob... SICK

any of these could be reposts, i haven't read the whole thread so sorry in advance

[CollinEstes]

Could have been her birth control.

[jakethebake]

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Yeah, zits are a definite turnoff. I also saw some "professional" porn the other day where a girl had what looked to be a nicotine patch on her ass. She couldn't remove it for the scene?

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It was covering up her herpes sore.

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Yeah, zits are a definite turnoff. I also saw some "professional" porn the other day where a girl had what looked to be a nicotine patch on her ass. She couldn't remove it for the scene?

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For some reason it annoys me when a girl has a band-aid on. Or if she has fake nails, and one nail is missing.

[DavidC]

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- Streched and/or close-up orifice shots. Maybe to some people a guy prying open a chick's vag or [censored] with his fingers for a close-up shot is hot. Not for me, that's effin' sick. Less close-ups overall would be a good thing, imo.

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In general I agree with this one. If they wanna zoom for a second or two that's fine. But prolonged shots where that's all you see through the whole scene is just annoying, expecially if you get the idea that it would be a great scene otherwise.

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[ddubois]

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I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits

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I've noticed this has become much more common in porn over the years. Ten years ago, none of the porn I saw had this spitting. Now every porn I see has the girls spitting on the guys wang like in was on fire and they were trying to put it out. It doesn't really bother me, per se, but it does seem kind of odd and pointless, as I would think the act of performing the oral combined with gravity would naturally transfer sufficent fluids.

[ddubois]

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Guys choking

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Do you mean choking as in with their hand around her neck, or as in grabbing the back of her head and shoving their wang in farther than she might like? As for the former, apparently some folks claim that cutting off oxygen increases thed potency of the climax, although I'm not going to find out for myself. As for the latter, I wish I had the courage to try it. >:) I think my wife would probably vomit on me if I did. 8(

[youtalkfunny]

Girls who are obviously faking it.

Yeah, I know they're ALL faking it. I don't mind.

I just hate it when they are terrible at faking it.

[NoTalent]

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This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

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omfg. If any of you have been tempted to click this---DONT /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[oneeye13]

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I haven't seen this often, but it does seem to be appearing more and more in porn: A girl tossing a guy's salad. It always makes me gag and instantly kills whatever wood I've achieved.

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i was about to complain about how you never see the chicks eating ass

[astroglide]

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i was about to complain about how you never see the chicks eating ass

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seriously? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[tonypaladino]

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This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

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Eh,

It's just a little gross. Nothing disturbing.



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[MelchyBeau]

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-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

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Try this trick

go to run and type mplayer2. This brings up the old media player from back in the day. Movies that you can't fast forward or rewind using the new media player, you can with the old.

Have fun, and remember to keep your keyboard clean.

Melch

[kurosh]

I like multi-guy porn. I think there's something hot about one chick getting [censored] roughly by 2-3 guys. But this is only a matter of preference, I don't think it's something 'wrong' with porn.

I *HATE* when they zoom in on the face of the guy when he's orgasming. WTF? NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.

I think the point of porn should be to get a hot mental sexual environment for you (if that makes sense?) It's not seeing the actual pussy that turns most people on. It's the hot girl that wants sex. It's the idea of this beautiful girl moaning and enjoying herself.

[masse75]

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This is definately #1 on my pet peeve list...

Not safe for ANYTHING... (http://qinetiq.nl/movies/qinetiq_rough.html)

you have been warned

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Eh,

It's just a little gross. Nothing disturbing.



omfg. If any of you have been tempted to click this---DONT /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

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Can we just get a description?

[TxSteve]

it can't be described

i watched a few minutes of it about 30 minutes ago and i am still a little naseous.

no..i'm not kidding

[MagicMan08]

uhhhh....no

[HopeydaFish]

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it can't be described

i watched a few minutes of it about 30 minutes ago and i am still a little naseous.

no..i'm not kidding

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If you watch it until the end, you get to watch a guy shooting himself in the head. Sadly, it's probably the least disturbing part of the video.

[Blarg]

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in addition to what you've mentioned, i really hate it when they show a guy eating a girl out. i don't want to see a close up of some dude's face. show me some hot chick eating out another hot chick.

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Agreed. I don't particularly want to watch a guy's tongue adventures. Girls doing it, that's fine. Guys -- ugh. Well, maybe it's for the women watchers or something.

[Blarg]

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I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.

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Yeah, this whole spit thing is weird. I still have a WTF reaction to that. I guess that's popular or whatever now. Seems stupid to me.

[Blarg]

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I haven't seen this often, but it does seem to be appearing more and more in porn: A girl tossing a guy's salad. It always makes me gag and instantly kills whatever wood I've achieved.

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Agreed. This is something I do not need to see.

[Blarg]

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I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

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Sorry, but good porn has to have a dick in it. All-girl can be good, too, but even the best lesbian porns only compete at the level of average normal porn.

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Disagree. Lesbo porn with dildos rules all.

[Blarg]

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Here are several -
-Women with nonsymetrical tatoos.
-Videos with no cum shot
-Videos with a cum shot but the chick has to basically drool to produce a fluid that resembles semen to compensate for the guy's tiny wad.
-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

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These are good, but I'll add that I really don't want to see any tattoos at all. Also, I don't want to see cum coming back out of her mouth with or without saliva added to it.

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Tatoo factor is a big turn-off for me too.

[Blarg]

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Get one with chicks w/ strap ons, and you get the benefits of guy / girl, without the effin dude.

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-Videos with no cum shot

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Its the money shot for a reason, and its not because male porn actors are well paid.

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I think the cum shots are lame. But especially the ones that go on forever, especially when the guy sits there yanking his own crank endlessly. That's cool if you're bi-sexual I guess.

[DasLeben]

Biggest pet peeve: the guy making noise. Don't make any. Just do your thing and let the girl get the spotlight, damnit.

[Blarg]

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gapes, dps, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, piledriver, etc in addition to most of what's been mentioned already

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Cowgirl? You don't like girls on top? And so much that it's actually a peeve?

Wow, that's umm ... I dunno, I just can't imagine how you could not like it when they're on top.

[HopeydaFish]

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I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.

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Yeah, this whole spit thing is weird. I still have a WTF reaction to that. I guess that's popular or whatever now. Seems stupid to me.

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I was watching "Pornucopia" last night (it's a show about the porn industry) and they were showing a director directing a porn shoot. "Spit in her [censored]" was one of the memorable instructions that he gave.

[Blarg]

And now after all my comments, my biggest pet peeves.

First is endless reaction shots of guys. Sometimes you see a guy getting a rare great blowjob for only a few seconds, and literally a minute on various reaction shots of his face. WTF? I'd prefer not to even know he has one. And where the hell did that BJ run off to? Oop, now it's over, oh well.

Second is more along kind of the same line -- misdirected emphasis. This is when you get endless pans across walls and down staircases and such. WTF? it isn't Architectural Digest, it's friggin' porn. And no, it's NOT ART.

Finally, this isn't quite so bad but can easily get ridiculous -- again, a misdirection of emphasis -- don't spend a lot of time shooting the girl's boobs if she's giving a BJ, or her butt. Once we've seen what they look like, we're good on that, no point dwelling on it. Cut to the chase! I don't want to see HIS face or HER ass when a BJ is going down. I don't want a close-up showing that they're holding hands. I don't need to see that the veins are popping in the roided up biceps he spent an hour pumping before he started pumping the girl. Less "art" and idiotic diversions, please! It's just porn dammit -- how hard could that be?

[garyjacosta]

I hate it when the girls do a bad job of talking dirty on camera. Keep to the moaning and panting. If you were meant to have lines you probably wouldn't be getting spanked by a one eyed midget with a fish right now.

[ononimo]

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gapes, dps, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, piledriver, etc in addition to most of what's been mentioned already

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Cowgirl? You don't like girls on top? And so much that it's actually a peeve?

Wow, that's umm ... I dunno, I just can't imagine how you could not like it when they're on top.

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i found that one strange too ... i mean who doesn't like breasts bouncing up and down?

[DasLeben]

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It's just porn dammit -- how hard could that be?

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Pun intended? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Blarg]

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I hate it when the girls do a bad job of talking dirty on camera. Keep to the moaning and panting. If you were meant to have lines you probably wouldn't be getting spanked by a one eyed midget with a fish right now.

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heheh

Pet peeves:

Excessive overdubbing on the soundtrack. Especially when the "sounds" have absolutely nothing to do with what is actually going on. If you're going to add moaning and groaning later, at least make it possible - if the chick has something stuffed halfway down her throat, she's not going to be begging for more at that particular moment.

Apathy. Too many actors mailing it in, some of the directors just don't care and the video companies will release it anyway.

Boring scenes. See "apathy".

I agree with whoever it was above who said male actors who don't shut the [censored] up.

[Matt Flynn]

I hate all the nudity.

[AncientPC]

-gagging / vomiting during BJs
-spitting

[BeerMoney]

When guys dicks touch.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Hahaha, nh.

[smokingrobot]

this probably in here somewhere, but the loud male part. i cant stand when the guy is making all these noises and saying stupid [censored].

it just drives me nuts.

stfu and let the girl make all the noise.

[morgan180]

-facial close up of the guy - completely unnecessary

-ass shot of the guy at inopportune times

[astroglide]

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ass shot of the guy at inopportune times

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what would be an opportune time for that?

[Cyrus]

shot. All self-respecting porno movies feel they have to show the clientele that, hey, the guy is really coming, see for yourself.

Raise your hands everyone who finds it a sexual turn-on watching other guys shooting their load all over the place and the camera. Come on, don't be shy.

[4thstreetpete]

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When guys dicks touch.

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seriously, i hate that one too. Like wtf!!!
Like the girl would be blowing 2 guys at the same time and then rub their dicks together wtf!!!

[Blarg]

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shot. All self-respecting porno movies feel they have to show the clientele that, hey, the guy is really coming, see for yourself.

Raise your hands everyone who finds it a sexual turn-on watching other guys shooting their load all over the place and the camera. Come on, don't be shy.

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I've always thought it was stupid to show a guy pulling out to come. Almost as stupid as showing the girl moaning as if just lying there while he comes on her was the height of ecstasy. No particular turn-on there.

[Huhmare]

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- Multi-guy porn. Why? Seeing five dudes try to stuff their dicks in various holes in porno that is obviously aimed towards males is silly. Is there any hetero guy that wants to see that? 3 girls, one guy = good, 3 guys, one girl = stupid.

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This is especially nasty when there is something like ten guys and one chick. Three of the guys are maybe [censored] the woman, but rest of them are just spanking the monkey in a circle.

TURNS ME OFF

[morgan180]

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ass shot of the guy at inopportune times

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what would be an opportune time for that?

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no time is ever a good time - but i was thinking when you go from a nice shot of the chicks tits or something and then a quick cut to the guys ass just catches you off gaurd and is highly disturbing.

[Blarg]

I'd be very surprised if that's not why they do it.

[BeerMoney]

Also, I think there should be more time spent after the money shot is delivered on the woman's face. They should show the clean up or show her making brownies or something with her new present.