Joke

[Boris]

Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!""Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom. "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive."

[gumpzilla]

In a similar vein, I always thought it was kind of strange to have CERN set up in Geneva, what with Switzerland being so neutral.

[asofel]

http://www.life.uiuc.edu/plantbio/260/dispersal/15a-Wind-tumbleweed.jpg

[mmbt0ne]

Joule per second are you talking about?

[Boris]

I dont' get it.

[asofel]

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc264.jpg

[Ogre]

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I dont' get it.

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i hope your joking

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

"What did one indie kid say to the other indie kid?"
"What?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!"

[Boris]

I'm not joking. And I don't know WTF is up with the chirping crickets pic either.

[asofel]

http://www.viterbo.edu/library/quietzone/Images/quietzone.jpg

[BottlesOf]

potd

[Boris]

OK. I figured it out. My joke is funny. Your pics are OOT non-sequitors. Not funny. not obnoxious. just there, for no particular reason in this thread.

[Duke]

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I'm not joking. And I don't know WTF is up with the chirping crickets pic either.

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When Rain Man meets Danger Barch.

~D

[stabn]

http://www.thewaterpage.com/images/nilebasin.gif

[ClaytonN]

The number 1 walks in to meet his therapist, number 5.

"5, I don't even know what I am anymore. I don't even know if I'm 1, 2, or even one tenth of what I am".

The therapist replies "Well, my friend, it is fairly easy to see what the problem is. You're two tenths."

[Boris]

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...Danger Barch.

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OK then. back to Google for me.

[asofel]

http://home.wish.net/~zamerc/Simon%20&%20Garfunkel%20-%20Sounds%20of%20silence%20-%20Inside.jpg

[Duke]

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...Danger Barch.

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OK then. back to Google for me.

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He was the borderline retarded kid in Million Dollar Baby. You are not him in my analogy.

~D

[CrazyEyez]

You are killing me. I already saved the tumbleweeds and crickets pics.

[Freakin]

deleted... i guess i should have posted it after i wrote it.

Freakin

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Is it really comign to this?

Ok, a Sodium atom (like many other elements) is neutrally charged. It has the same number of protons (postively charged particles) as it does electrons (negatively charged particles). If it lost an electron, then it would become a positively charged ion.

Freakin

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Take it to The Trainwreck, n00b!

[jakethebake]

I like root beer.

[BottlesOf]

No, that's not it. He's saying your joke isn't funny, and posting pics to represent silence, i.e. no one laughing.

The tumbleweeds are a classic image used a lot in old Warner Bros. cartoons.

[asofel]

we have a winner /images/graemlins/wink.gif

although the subsequent jakethebake like confusion is much more funny than my original reply...

[gumpzilla]

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No, that's not it. He's saying your joke isn't funny, and posting pics to represent silence, i.e. no one laughing.

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You really think Boris didn't know what asofel was getting at? I think that's unlikely.

[-Skeme-]

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http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc264.jpg

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I swear I posted this on another message board in a similar situation. Nice work.

[asofel]

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No, that's not it. He's saying your joke isn't funny, and posting pics to represent silence, i.e. no one laughing.

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You really think Boris didn't know what asofel was getting at? I think that's unlikely.

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that's what i was wondering too...its either incredible unintentional comedy or Boris really set things up nicely...either way, pretty damn funny...

[imported_The Vibesman]

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http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc264.jpg

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I have this record. It's really good. You never hear Buddy Holly on the radio anymore.

[Boris]

Yea, yea, I knew what you were tryin to say. mmm hmmmm.