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ThaSaltCracka
08-03-2005, 12:43 AM
[21:32] MuRn214: rememebr you talking about that road trip idea thing?
[21:32] MuRn214: for me
[21:32] ThaSaltCracka: yeah, you doing ity?
[21:32] MuRn214: yeah
[21:32] MuRn214: me and a friend went to montana
[21:32] MuRn214: to golf
[21:32] ThaSaltCracka: nice, where in MT?
[21:32] MuRn214: his dad who is cool came with too
[21:32] MuRn214: red lodge
[21:32] ThaSaltCracka: where is that?
[21:32] MuRn214: and we stay in this condo thing on the course
[21:32] MuRn214: western in mountainous area
[21:33] MuRn214: and this super hot chick is staying next to us
[21:33] MuRn214: the only one in red lodge
[21:33] MuRn214: i hang out with her all day after ditching my friend haha
[21:33] MuRn214: the next day i call her up
[21:33] MuRn214: me her and my friend go into town
[21:33] MuRn214: shes super hot, looks like 18
[21:33] MuRn214: SHES [censored] 12
[21:34] ThaSaltCracka: BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
[21:34] MuRn214: hearing that was worse than getting kicked in the nuts
[21:34] MuRn214: my friend laughed so hard
[21:34] ThaSaltCracka: OMG i AM SO TEMPTED TO POST THIS [censored]
[21:34] MuRn214: cause he was there when i asked her how old she was
[21:34] MuRn214: i was gonna
[21:34] MuRn214: but no picture
[21:34] MuRn214: you gotta see this
[21:34] MuRn214: girl
[21:34] MuRn214: its nuts
[21:34] ThaSaltCracka: haha, funy man
[21:35] MuRn214: i said nothing, walked to my bike (we all biked to town) and biked home
[21:35] ThaSaltCracka: Hey that has happened to all of us man
[21:35] MuRn214: never talked to her again
[21:35] MuRn214: 12 was the last thing i heard from her mouth
[21:35] ThaSaltCracka: its hard to tell how old girls are
[21:35] MuRn214: good thing i didnt plug it
[21:35] MuRn214: no
[21:35] MuRn214: this was out of the question
[21:35] ThaSaltCracka: especially when they have titties
[21:35] MuRn214: shes like the female version of jack (robin williams character)
[21:35] MuRn214: huge tits
[21:35] MuRn214: huge ass
[21:35] MuRn214: i was soooooooooo mad

2+2 wannabe
08-03-2005, 12:48 AM
lame

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 01:18 AM
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no wonder you have like 20 posts a day.

Tron
08-03-2005, 01:23 AM
Humorous.

mmbt0ne
08-03-2005, 01:25 AM
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[21:35] MuRn214: i said nothing, walked to my bike

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I laughed hardest at this. Just the visual.

asofel
08-03-2005, 01:34 AM
so she's about 2 years younger? do it up dude.

ThaSaltCracka
08-03-2005, 01:37 AM
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[21:35] MuRn214: i said nothing, walked to my bike

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I laughed hardest at this. Just the visual.

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Tron
08-03-2005, 01:44 AM
Hold on, I'm confused... Is riskwise saying that he possesses a picture, but isn't posting it?

FOR SHAME!

ThaSaltCracka
08-03-2005, 01:46 AM
naw, he doesn't have one. He said he would have posted it if he had one, mostly to prove that he isn't a dirty pedophile /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Tron
08-03-2005, 01:50 AM
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naw, he doesn't have one. He said he would have posted it if he had one, mostly to prove that he isn't a dirty pedophile /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Yeah... I don't doubt him, but I am slightly amazed. I remember having been attracted for 14-year-olds (EDIT: Like LeatherFace's fine offspring /images/graemlins/grin.gif) when I was 17, but never a 12-year-old. Except for when I was 12... And maybe 13, 14, and 15.

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 01:57 AM
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[21:35] MuRn214: i said nothing, walked to my bike

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I laughed hardest at this. Just the visual.

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dude the only reason we biked is cause town is so close and the other option was his parents minivan.

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so she's about 2 years younger? do it up dude.

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im 17. but i can see how the comment on the bikes would throw you off.

i ended up getting on my friends 16 yr old sister's friend. sssssssshhhhhhh...

ThaSaltCracka
08-03-2005, 01:57 AM
I have definitely seen girls before that looked much older than 12. Its happens, rarely though.

Willluck
08-03-2005, 02:13 AM
you're only 17, don't you play Party 3/6(6-max) I have you in my DB as 18/14/3 after 100+ clearly TAG stats.

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 02:19 AM
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you're only 17, don't you play Party 3/6(6-max) I have you in my DB as 18/14/3 after 100+ clearly TAG stats.

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no, my 20 year old brother plays 3/6...
whats your point about those stats?
im asking cause i had NO idea intelligent people play 3/6, i am still convinced its impossible to have a losing session on there if you play longer than 3 hours.

Willluck
08-03-2005, 02:26 AM
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i am still convinced its impossible to have a losing session on there if you play longer than 3 hours.


[/ QUOTE ] ROTFLMAO

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 03:04 AM
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i am still convinced its impossible to have a losing session on there if you play longer than 3 hours.


[/ QUOTE ] ROTFLMAO

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whats your sn, i bet ill remember it if you have 100+ hands with me.

asofel
08-03-2005, 03:10 AM
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i am still convinced its impossible to have a losing session on there if you play longer than 3 hours.


[/ QUOTE ] ROTFLMAO

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yea...no kidding...

riskwise...talk to someone who's played for a living...then you'll realize how dumb this statement is...

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 03:17 AM
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i am still convinced its impossible to have a losing session on there if you play longer than 3 hours.


[/ QUOTE ] ROTFLMAO

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yea...no kidding...

riskwise...talk to someone who's played for a living...then you'll realize how dumb this statement is...

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not as dumb if you pick up on the sarcasm.

asofel
08-03-2005, 03:22 AM
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i am still convinced its impossible to have a losing session on there if you play longer than 3 hours.


[/ QUOTE ] ROTFLMAO

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yea...no kidding...

riskwise...talk to someone who's played for a living...then you'll realize how dumb this statement is...

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not as dumb if you pick up on the sarcasm.

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never EVER being sarcastic myself, I suppose my sarcasm detector isn't as advanced as yours. That, or it wasn't said well originally....

Ogre
08-03-2005, 03:29 AM
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i ended up getting on my friends 16 yr old sister's friend. sssssssshhhhhhh...

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NNNNNNOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE you didn't

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 03:30 AM
im gonna go with my sarcasm being far superior to yours.

Ogre
08-03-2005, 03:59 PM
wait, its not that one girl i saw with you a week ago was it?

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 04:03 PM
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wait, its not that one girl i saw with you a week ago was it?

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ThisHo
08-03-2005, 07:11 PM
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im gonna go with my sarcasm being far superior to yours.

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If only I were as smart now as I was when I was 17. Man, I knew [censored] EVERYTHING back then. Ahhhh - good times. I'm not sure that I was ever smart enough to mistake a 12yr old for "available" though.

ThisHo

Riskwise
08-03-2005, 08:53 PM
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im gonna go with my sarcasm being far superior to yours.

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If only I were as smart now as I was when I was 17. Man, I knew [censored] EVERYTHING back then. Ahhhh - good times. I'm not sure that I was ever smart enough to mistake a 12yr old for "available" though.

ThisHo

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you must not have been around girls very often for the last couple of years.

tbach24
08-03-2005, 08:55 PM
It's tricky identifying age sometimes.

Example (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3035153&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=14&amp;fpart=1)

razor
08-03-2005, 09:11 PM
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im gonna go with my sarcasm being far superior to yours.

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I'm gonna go with...

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ThisHo
08-04-2005, 03:14 AM
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im gonna go with my sarcasm being far superior to yours.

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If only I were as smart now as I was when I was 17. Man, I knew [censored] EVERYTHING back then. Ahhhh - good times. I'm not sure that I was ever smart enough to mistake a 12yr old for "available" though.

ThisHo

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you must not have been around girls very often for the last couple of years.

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you are correct ... I think however that you missed the true point of my post. Reread for comprehension - consider it practice for the SAT.

ThisHo