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tdarko
08-03-2005, 12:24 AM
a homosexual and a heterosexual (figured i would be PC with all the sensitivity in the hot tub lately) live together in a house. it starts to burn to the ground, who lives and why?

pokerdirty
08-03-2005, 12:28 AM
the [censored], because he's already flaming.

AZK
08-03-2005, 12:30 AM
Idiot.

The [censored] because he already has his [censored] packed.

tdarko
08-03-2005, 12:30 AM
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the [censored], because he's already flaming.

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wrong but good guess.

tdarko
08-03-2005, 12:31 AM
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The [censored] because he already has his [censored] packed.

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thata boy.

2+2 wannabe
08-03-2005, 12:33 AM
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the [censored], because he's already flaming.

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this is a way better answer than the "real" answer

08-03-2005, 12:40 AM
Lame,

Better Jokes,

Q: Why to gays use ribbed condoms?

A: Better Traction in the Mud...

Q: How to you make a gay guy scream twice during sex?

A: (#1)Stick it in his pooper, then (#2) Wipe you dick off on his window treatment.

08-03-2005, 12:44 AM
Oh and thanks for the joke, on my...I mean Big Steve's birthday!

2+2 wannabe
08-03-2005, 12:44 AM
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Lame,

Better Jokes,

Q: Why to gays use ribbed condoms?

A: Better Traction in the Mud...

Q: How to you make a gay guy scream twice during sex?

A: (#1)Stick it in his pooper, then (#2) Wipe you dick off on his window treatment.

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here comes the banning....

08-03-2005, 12:45 AM
Can you ban a gay person for making a gay joke, it would be like banning a black person for using the n-word.

2+2 wannabe
08-03-2005, 12:49 AM
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Can you ban a gay person for making a gay joke, it would be like banning a black person for using the n-word.

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agreed

if a black person used the n-word they'd get banned

Alobar
08-03-2005, 12:53 AM
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Lame,

Better Jokes,

Q: Why to gays use ribbed condoms?

A: Better Traction in the Mud...

Q: How to you make a gay guy scream twice during sex?

A: (#1)Stick it in his pooper, then (#2) Wipe you dick off on his window treatment.

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whats lame is that last joke. Its a total rip off of the "how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice" joke.

Talk2BigSteve
08-03-2005, 12:56 AM
Woo Hoo Someone unblocked my account!!!

The Joke is funny.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

AZK
08-03-2005, 02:00 AM
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whats lame is that last joke. Its a total rip off of the "how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice" joke.

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?

mmbt0ne
08-03-2005, 02:03 AM
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whats lame is that last joke. Its a total rip off of the "how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice" joke.

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[censored] her til she bleeds, then wipe it on her teddy bear.

tdarko
08-03-2005, 02:04 AM
instead of wiping your d*ck on the window treatment you are wiping it on the little girls teddy bear, yeah sick i know.

Willluck
08-03-2005, 02:08 AM
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whats lame is that last joke. Its a total rip off of the "how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice" joke.

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[censored] her til she bleeds, then wipe it on her teddy bear.

[/ QUOTE ]Good god, I just got a boner.

08-03-2005, 02:13 AM
What's the difference between a homosexual and a feezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it!

I'm all in b!tches (no pun intended)

08-03-2005, 02:14 AM
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What's the difference between a homosexual and a feezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it!

I'm all in b!tches (no pun intended)

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and yes this is the best joke on this thread!

zephed
08-03-2005, 07:15 AM
75% of all gay men were born that way...










the other 25% were sucked in.

ChoicestHops
08-03-2005, 07:25 AM
This is a 5 star thread.

ChipWrecked
08-03-2005, 07:27 AM
Holy [censored], Hops, what are you doing out of bed? Just get home from the party?

ChoicestHops
08-03-2005, 07:41 AM
Hey Chip.

Actually I woke up at 3am this morning and couldnt go back to sleep so Im drinking coffee and grinding sit n go's. I haven't kicked it in awhile either, it's depressing /images/graemlins/frown.gif