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arod15
08-03-2005, 12:06 AM
My friend critiziced my girlfriend approved list of girls i can cheat on her with.
1)Jessica Alba
2)Eva Longoria
3)Halle Berry
4)A. Jolie
5)Scarlet Johansson

Am i missing someone? Whats your thoughts?
I dont know what im thinking my list is perfect its all relative anyway......
2+2 wannabe
08-03-2005, 12:06 AM
2-4 suck
ThaSaltCracka
08-03-2005, 12:23 AM
I would replace 5 with Biel, and most likely make her #2.
arod15
08-03-2005, 12:25 AM
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I would replace 5 with Biel, and most likely make her #2.

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I was considering replacing her with Shana.....
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 12:25 AM
Have you considered Marissa Miller? She gets overlooked a lot, but I think she's got to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet. What were your friend's criticisms? What does your gf say?
Punker
08-03-2005, 12:25 AM
Remove Jolie, replace with Portman.
Clarkmeister
08-03-2005, 12:28 AM
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My friend critiziced my girlfriend approved list of girls i can cheat on her with.
1)Jessica Alba
2)Eva Longoria
3)Halle Berry
4)A. Jolie
5)Scarlet Johansson

Am i missing someone? Whats your thoughts?
I dont know what im thinking my list is perfect its all relative anyway......

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Why not make it 5 chicks you have a chance with. That's the +PV play.
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 12:30 AM
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My friend critiziced my girlfriend approved list of girls i can cheat on her with.
1)Jessica Alba
2)Eva Longoria
3)Halle Berry
4)A. Jolie
5)Scarlet Johansson

Am i missing someone? Whats your thoughts?
I dont know what im thinking my list is perfect its all relative anyway......

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Why not make it 5 chicks you have a chance with. That's the +PV play.

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Yes. Make it 5 chicks you both know and that she can have a new reason to hate.
RRRRICK
08-03-2005, 12:43 AM
Rhona Mitra is the hottest woman on the planet IMO
Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta, Jessica Alba also get me motivated
fsuplayer
08-03-2005, 12:47 AM
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Have you considered Marissa Miller? She gets overlooked a lot, but I think she's got to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

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you sir are correct.
MCS
08-03-2005, 12:52 AM
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My friend critiziced my girlfriend approved list of girls i can cheat on her with.
1)Jessica Alba
2)Eva Longoria
3)Halle Berry
4)A. Jolie
5)Scarlet Johansson

Am i missing someone? Whats your thoughts?
I dont know what im thinking my list is perfect its all relative anyway......

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Why not make it 5 chicks you have a chance with. That's the +PV play.

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Good thinking, but chicks you have a chance with are excluded. Which makes any attempt to put them on the list a -PV play.
Clarkmeister
08-03-2005, 12:53 AM
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Good thinking, but chicks you have a chance with are excluded. Which makes any attempt to put them on the list a -PV play.

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Well, they may be excluded with *your* girlfriend, but I'm not making any assumptions in today's day and age.
Maulik
08-03-2005, 12:55 AM
Alex, you are a tool.

Eva is airbrushed.



p.s. now listening to Oingo Boingo - Stay.


holla
MCS
08-03-2005, 12:56 AM
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Good thinking, but chicks you have a chance with are excluded. Which makes any attempt to put them on the list a -PV play.

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Well, they may be excluded with *your* girlfriend, but I'm not making any assumptions in today's day and age.

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My girlfriend acknowledges I have a chance with every chick on the planet. Therefore, I have no list of five. I am beyond it.
Clarkmeister
08-03-2005, 12:59 AM
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My girlfriend acknowledges I have a chance with every chick on the planet. Therefore, I have no list of five. I am beyond it.

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There's a difference between her acknowledging that you have a chance other women and her approving of you actually following through with screwing one of them.
08-03-2005, 01:01 AM
Uh, she's offended because you didn't list her mom; all girls want to hear that. After all, they're going to look like her in about 20 years.
MCS
08-03-2005, 01:10 AM
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My girlfriend acknowledges I have a chance with every chick on the planet. Therefore, I have no list of five. I am beyond it.

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There's a difference between her acknowledging that you have a chance other women and her approving of you actually following through with screwing one of them.

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Well, it was really supposed to be a semi-sarcastic, semi-self-deprecating joke anyway. I don't even have a girlfriend, sort of. I think.

With my last GF I actually did have a list of five /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Clarkmeister
08-03-2005, 01:11 AM
doh!
stretch22
08-03-2005, 02:33 AM
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My friend critiziced my girlfriend approved list of girls i can cheat on her with.
1)Jessica Alba
2)Eva Longoria
3)Halle Berry
4)A. Jolie
5)Scarlet Johansson

Am i missing someone? Whats your thoughts?
I dont know what im thinking my list is perfect its all relative anyway......

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Do you not know how to spell Angelina? Nice cover.
private joker
08-03-2005, 02:50 AM
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Have you considered Marissa Miller? She gets overlooked a lot, but I think she's got to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

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you sir are correct.

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What is wrong (http://www.orionre.com/OrionPeople/Pages/MarissaMiller.html) with you guys?

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oneeye13
08-03-2005, 02:58 AM
my list would be 4 of her friends and her mom
Macdaddy Warsaw
08-03-2005, 03:03 AM
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Have you considered Marissa Miller? She gets overlooked a lot, but I think she's got to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

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you sir are correct.

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What is wrong (http://www.orionre.com/OrionPeople/Pages/MarissaMiller.html) with you guys?

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But seriously, WTF is wrong with you guys? (http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/gallery/popup/marisa_06.jpg)

I mean, she's not ugly, but she's nowhere near superhot.
Duke
08-03-2005, 03:11 AM
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Have you considered Marissa Miller? She gets overlooked a lot, but I think she's got to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

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you sir are correct.

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What is wrong (http://www.orionre.com/OrionPeople/Pages/MarissaMiller.html) with you guys?

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But seriously, WTF is wrong with you guys? (http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/gallery/popup/marisa_06.jpg)

I mean, she's not ugly, but she's nowhere near superhot.

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Which trailer park does she live in?

~D
lucas9000
08-03-2005, 08:23 AM
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Remove Jolie, replace with Portman.

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this is the most retarded thing i have ever heard.
lucas9000
08-03-2005, 08:25 AM
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Am i missing someone?

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replacing eva with salma is a good start.
Aces McGee
08-03-2005, 09:31 AM
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Remove Jolie, replace with Portman.

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This is totally off-topic, but does anyone else think it's weird wwhen women are referred to by their last names?

-McGee
jakethebake
08-03-2005, 09:38 AM
Wrong Jessica. Biel should be on every list of 5.

Oh yea. And....


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jakethebake
08-03-2005, 09:40 AM
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But seriously, WTF is wrong with you guys? (http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/gallery/popup/marisa_06.jpg)

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I don't know who she is, but if that's her best then she's very meh. She looks like some barfly in that pic, very worn out.
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 09:46 AM
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But seriously, WTF is wrong with you guys? (http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/gallery/popup/marisa_06.jpg)

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I don't know who she is, but if that's her best then she's very meh. She looks like some barfly in that pic, very worn out.

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That's very much not her best and I agree she doesn't look all that great in that shot. Tivo the SI Swimsuit Special on Spike some time and I think you'll have to agree with me. Also, I'm sure you can find some good shots in any of the last several SI Swimsuit Issues as well as the Victoria's Secret catalogue.
Stellastarr
08-03-2005, 03:58 PM
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Wrong Jessica. Biel should be on every list of 5.

Oh yea. And....


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Jessica Biel is not hot. EWWWW
jakethebake
08-03-2005, 04:00 PM
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Jessica Biel is not hot. EWWWW

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You should be stoned to death.
Paluka
08-03-2005, 04:01 PM
On a list like this, you are better off just using first names. Leaves you a lot more options down the line.