I'm looking for a good...

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

paperweight. Can anyone recommend a good one?

[Creole]

The space shuttle

[jakethebake]

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paperweight. Can anyone recommend a good one?

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Jeremy has to be good for something.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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The space shuttle

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Yeah... how's that going for you guys over there?

[gulebjorn]

Try a cowbell.

[WackityWhiz]

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[Laomedon]

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[squeek12]

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The space shuttle

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Yeah... how's that going for you guys over there?

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There was a representative from Lockhead Martin on the local New Orleans news saying that there would continue to be more than enough work to go around in response to layoff rumors. The plant is located squarely inside the anus of America, New Orleans East, which I never visit and couldn't care less about its local economy.

[BoogerFace]

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Quick! Here's a brick, name 5 things you can do with it!

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[jakethebake]

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Quick! Here's a brick, name 5 things you can do with it!

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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Quick! Here's a brick, name 5 things you can do with it!

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Well done.

[durron597]

link (http://cgi.ebay.com/BINIONS-HORSESHOE-Custom-POKER-CARD-GUARD-PAPERWEIGHT_W0QQitemZ6197838932QQcategoryZ573QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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The space shuttle

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Yeah... how's that going for you guys over there?

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There was a representative from Lockhead Martin on the local New Orleans news saying that there would continue to be more than enough work to go around in response to layoff rumors. The plant is located squarely inside the anus of America, New Orleans East, which I never visit and couldn't care less about its local economy.

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I know. I worked there for three months earlier this year. The area truly is a dump. However, you may be a little more worried about it if you knew how many quite high-paying jobs it provides to your area. A lot of the people who work there live in places like Metairie, Kenner, and downtown.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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link (http://cgi.ebay.com/BINIONS-HORSESHOE-Custom-POKER-CARD-GUARD-PAPERWEIGHT_W0QQitemZ6197838932QQcategoryZ573QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

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A poker card guard? What the hell do you do with that (besides rhyme)?

[squeek12]

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The area truly is a dump. However, you may be a little more worried about it if you knew how many quite high-paying jobs it provides to your area. A lot of the people who work there live in places like Metairie, Kenner, and downtown.

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Yeah, you're right, and you spelled Metairie correctly, bonus. I guess what I should have said is that I wouldn't be the slightest bit remorseful if New Orleans East vanished into non-existence, leaving behind only Six Flags and Eastover Country Club.

[AngryCola]

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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I had one of those, but my neighbor broke into my house and stole it about 10 years ago.

[durron597]

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A poker card guard? What the hell do you do with that (besides rhyme)?

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You asked for a paperweight? wt[c] dude.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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A poker card guard? What the hell do you do with that (besides rhyme)?

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You asked for a paperweight? wt[c] dude.

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Oh. I was thrown off - I didn't know what you would be doing guarding poker cards? I don't now - I don't play poker.





I'm sorry - I made a horrible, horrible joke and it was not funny. It was poorly delivered and in poor taste.

[tek]

Books by Phil Helmuth and Phil Gordon

[EliteNinja]

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omg! It's pokerjo!