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WackityWhiz
08-02-2005, 02:36 PM
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"I've been in a lot of bad situations in the past, but this one tops them all. Last night was my 21st birthday party and things got really out of hand..."
dtbog
08-02-2005, 02:36 PM
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"I've been in a lot of bad situations in the past, but this one tops them all. Last night was my 21st birthday party and things got really out of hand..."
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"bisonbison walked out with a tray of drinks, and the next thing I knew..."
DemonDeac
08-02-2005, 02:38 PM
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"I've been in a lot of bad situations in the past, but this one tops them all. Last night was my 21st birthday party and things got really out of hand..."
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"bisonbison walked out with a tray of drinks, and the next thing I knew..."
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"I was drunk as hell and began blowing chunks. The only problem being that..."
dtbog
08-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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"I was drunk as hell and began blowing chunks. The only problem being that..."
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*NO 'CHUNKS IS MY DOG' JOKES*
battschr
08-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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"I've been in a lot of bad situations in the past, but this one tops them all. Last night was my 21st birthday party and things got really out of hand..."
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"bisonbison walked out with a tray of drinks, and the next thing I knew..."
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"I was drunk as hell and began blowing chunks. The only problem being that..."
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Chunks was the name of the doorman. However, I soon realized that...
tdarko
08-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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"I was drunk as hell and began blowing chunks. The only problem being that..."
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"peachy was looking fine as hell in that mini-skirt..."
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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"I've been in a lot of bad situations in the past, but this one tops them all. Last night was my 21st birthday party and things got really out of hand..."
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"bisonbison walked out with a tray of drinks, and the next thing I knew..."
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"I was drunk as hell and began blowing chunks. The only problem being that..."
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"The chunks were actually blowing me, which is only a problem if..."
dtbog
08-02-2005, 02:40 PM
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Chunks was the name of the doorman.
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grr, i was too late
WackityWhiz
08-02-2005, 02:45 PM
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"I've been in a lot of bad situations in the past, but this one tops them all. Last night was my 21st birthday party and things got really out of hand..."
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"bisonbison walked out with a tray of drinks, and the next thing I knew..."
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"I was drunk as hell and began blowing chunks. The only problem being that..."
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Chunks was the name of the doorman. However, I soon realized that...
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I was tripping on these delicious weed brownies my grandma gave me...
Anyway, the brownies and drink are affecting me and I'm now thinking about having fun w/ Mom.
MrTrik
08-02-2005, 03:46 PM
But morpheus just took her to McDonald's for a double quarter pounder without onions ...
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But morpheus just took her to McDonald's for a double quarter pounder without onions ...
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...which I salted to taste with my secret sauce
samjjones
08-02-2005, 04:45 PM
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But morpheus just took her to McDonald's for a double quarter pounder without onions ...
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...which I salted to taste with my secret sauce
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With that work done, I decided to visit my favorite NYC steakhouse where I bumped into...
MrTrik
08-02-2005, 05:33 PM
Monica Lewinsky who was hawking freshly scented cigars ...
J Mac
08-02-2005, 05:45 PM
I quickly grabbed one of the cigars and got the hell out of there as I was late for my skinny dipping date with Kurosh’s girlfriend
MrTrik
08-02-2005, 05:47 PM
especially because Kurosh's girlfriend was originally trained by Monica...
KungFuSandwich
08-02-2005, 10:58 PM
but then everyone lost interest
BusterStacks
08-02-2005, 11:03 PM
after learning that kurosh's girlfriend had a penis.
WackityWhiz
08-02-2005, 11:39 PM
Big Steve wasn't sure if he should make a run at shemale, or just let it slide. Either way, he was gettin with IT.
Harv72b
08-02-2005, 11:40 PM
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Big Steve wasn't sure if he should make a run at shemale, or just let it slide. Either way, he was gettin with IT.
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Yes, gettin' with the entire Information Technologies department. Especially that sexy new...
JoePro
08-02-2005, 11:53 PM
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Yes, gettin' with the entire Information Technologies department. Especially that sexy new...
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... USB memory card reader, that he found in the back of the stockroom. That's when...
edtost
08-03-2005, 12:20 AM
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... USB memory card reader, that he found in the back of the stockroom. That's when...
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...HE PROCEEDED TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO MY ANKLES AND THIS IS THE DELICATE PART AGAIN. HE USED MY SOFT FLESH TO PLEASURE HIMSELF....
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... USB memory card reader, that he found in the back of the stockroom. That's when...
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...HE PROCEEDED TO PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO MY ANKLES AND THIS IS THE DELICATE PART AGAIN. HE USED MY SOFT FLESH TO PLEASURE HIMSELF....
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...by ramming it up my poop chute...
prez2032
08-03-2005, 04:06 AM
Fortunately, the Turd Burglar stopped by right at this moment and then...
WackityWhiz
08-03-2005, 08:51 AM
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Fortunately, the Turd Burglar stopped by right at this moment and then...
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took my place in front of Big Ol' Stevie. I ran out of there as soon as I could, happy to keep my butthole a virgin.
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Fortunately, the Turd Burglar stopped by right at this moment and then...
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took my place in front of Big Ol' Stevie. I ran out of there as soon as I could, happy to keep my butthole a virgin.
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Then all of a sudden your virgin ass runs into "Sir Richard Pump-a-Loaf"
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