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yabastid
08-01-2005, 05:08 PM
Even when self inflicted.
My stupidity today has gotten so revolting that I must punish myself. Even though everything inside me tells me what I'm about to do is so stupid and donkish my brain sends an impulse to my hand and the following results.

Feel free to ignore, flame, tell me I suck, any of the above. I throw myself at the mercy of this forum . . .

***** Hand History for Game 2460866207 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:14454332 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Monday, August 01, 16:44:31 EDT 2005
Table Table 14945 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: DustinHill ( $555 )
Seat 2: lulemanden ( $460 )
Seat 4: zandy52 ( $865 )
Seat 7: ScudMsl47 ( $475 )
Seat 8: tigre77 ( $4085 )
Seat 9: yabastid ( $1560 )
Trny:14454332 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to yabastid [ 5s As ]
DustinHill folds.
lulemanden folds.
zandy52 folds.
ScudMsl47 folds.
tigre77 raises [200].
yabastid calls [150].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Ah, 6d ]
tigre77 bets [125].
yabastid raises [350].
tigre77 raises [450].
yabastid calls [225].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
>You have options at Table 14511 Table!.
tigre77 is all-In [3260]
yabastid is all-In [735]
** Dealing River ** [ 2h ]
tigre77 shows [ Js, Ac ] a pair of aces.
yabastid shows [ 5s, As ] a pair of aces.
tigre77 wins 2525 chips from side pot #1 with a pair of aces with jack kicker.
tigre77 wins 3120 chips from the main pot with a pair of aces with jack kicker.
yabastid finished in sixth place.
yabastid has left the table.

***** Hand History for Game 2460822786 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:14454128 Level:3 Blinds(25/50) - Monday, August 01, 16:34:55 EDT 2005
Table Table 14920 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: FatsH ( $935 )
Seat 2: JSES72 ( $3780 )
Seat 4: swakop ( $1235 )
Seat 5: ForsterJD ( $1425 )
Seat 7: yabastid ( $625 )
Trny:14454128 Level:3
Blinds(25/50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to yabastid [ 7h 7d ]
yabastid: jesus
yabastid is all-In [625]
FatsH calls [625].
JSES72 calls [625].
swakop folds.
ForsterJD folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, 2c, Qh ]
FatsH checks.
JSES72 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
FatsH checks.
JSES72 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
FatsH checks.
JSES72 checks.
FatsH shows [ As, Kd ] a pair of eights.
JSES72 shows [ 9s, 9h ] two pairs, nines and eights.
yabastid doesn't show [ 7h, 7d ] two pairs, eights and sevens.
JSES72 wins 1950 chips from the main pot with two pairs, nines and eights.
yabastid finished in fifth place.
gg
yabastid has left the table.

***** Hand History for Game 2460592062 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:14452777 Level:5 Blinds(75/150) - Monday, August 01, 15:41:07 EDT 2005
Table Table 13969 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: SloopyOhio ( $1675 )
Seat 4: slow_turtle ( $1710 )
Seat 5: HellaWut9 ( $1885 )
Seat 7: Unowhatigot ( $1540 )
Seat 8: yabastid ( $1190 )
Trny:14452777 Level:5
Blinds(75/150)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to yabastid [ As Ah ]
slow_turtle folds.
HellaWut9 folds.
Unowhatigot calls [150].
yabastid raises [300].
SloopyOhio folds.
Unowhatigot calls [225].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Jh, Qh ]
yabastid is all-In [815]
Unowhatigot calls [815].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
yabastid shows [ As, Ah ] a pair of aces.
Unowhatigot shows [ Ts, Qd ] two pairs, queens and tens.
Unowhatigot wins 2530 chips from the main pot with two pairs, queens and tens.
yabastid finished in fifth place.
yabastid has left the table.
The Small Blind left the table. The Dealer button remains in place.
Game #2460593919 starts.

Ever have one of these days? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

tigerite
08-01-2005, 05:10 PM
First one you should fold preflop, 2nd a raise is fine, but not a push. 3rd you need to stop being fancy with AA and get all, or most of your chips in preflop. I find it works better..

yabastid
08-01-2005, 05:15 PM
Oh, I know what I'm doing wrong even as I do it. I just feel like being an ass.hole today. Somebody please shoot me /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

ZeroPointMachine
08-01-2005, 05:47 PM
Step away from the mouse!!!!

Or find a couple real cheap ring games and raise with any two the same color...

Sometimes the mindset to grind it out at SNGs is just not there. That's okay if you accept it. But playing like crap, hoping the cards will magically fall into place because your too tired/lazy/pissed off to play like you know how, IS NOTHING BUT STUPID.

It's okay to spend some of that hard earned money having fun. But half-assed playing SNG tournies is not anybody's idea of fun.

sahala
08-01-2005, 06:08 PM
At this rate I suggest spending the money on booze.

Shilly
08-01-2005, 06:40 PM
I thought you were a 2+2er. I gave you a "Sup Bro?" today but you didn't respond.

My name on Empire is Shillzor.

microbet
08-01-2005, 06:40 PM
I wouldn't have played the second and third one the same way, but I don't see how they are horrible or anything.

yabastid
08-01-2005, 06:44 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Step away from the mouse!!!!

Or find a couple real cheap ring games and raise with any two the same color...

Sometimes the mindset to grind it out at SNGs is just not there. That's okay if you accept it. But playing like crap, hoping the cards will magically fall into place because your too tired/lazy/pissed off to play like you know how, IS NOTHING BUT STUPID.

It's okay to spend some of that hard earned money having fun. But half-assed playing SNG tournies is not anybody's idea of fun.

[/ QUOTE ]

You are right. Thanks for the reply. Slowly getting my focus back.

yabastid

yabastid
08-01-2005, 06:45 PM
[ QUOTE ]
At this rate I suggest spending the money on booze.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

yabastid
08-01-2005, 06:46 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I thought you were a 2+2er. I gave you a "Sup Bro?" today but you didn't respond.

My name on Empire is Shillzor.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry. May have just missed it. Never do it intentionally. Sup, Bro!! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

brimstone1
08-01-2005, 10:16 PM
I know you as a solid $22 player...

What happened? Is the money causing a pain?
You can always send some to me if so /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Joking aside, hope you recover.
These hands look more like "I'm tired... but I gotta play.. but I'm tired... but I gotta play" sorta thing. Get a good night's sleep, wake up refreshed. Have some OJ, sit down, and play your best tomorrow /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

g'luck

(I second the booze idea by the way.)

Iamafish
08-01-2005, 10:24 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Oh, I know what I'm doing wrong even as I do it. I just feel like being an ass.hole today. Somebody please shoot me /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to do this same [censored]. Still do with cash games, trying to get out of it.