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08-01-2005, 10:53 AM
Eighteen months ago he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. He did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However my friend discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes he made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then resurfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no helpfiles and he has to try and guess the problem himself.

Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle that came with the original system needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games he wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to his Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Tough one? Any suggestions???

RunDownHouse
08-01-2005, 11:03 AM
I don't understand why he doesn't just uninstall Wife 1.0 after securing MS Money and all his data. That would seem better than - not to mention honest and straightforward - risking installing Mistress 2000 at the same time.

WackityWhiz
08-01-2005, 11:03 AM
HAHA nice

WackityWhiz
08-01-2005, 11:05 AM
External Hard Drive could solve all your problems.

The once and future king
08-01-2005, 11:11 AM
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For example, any mistakes he made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then resurfaced months later.

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Many a true thing was said in jest.

PokerGoblin
08-01-2005, 11:18 AM
I don't know about Greece but in America when fiance 1.0 evolves into wife 1.0 you have to click the 'I accept' option to the licensing agreement when prompted.

With the 'free sex' throw in no user ever reads the licensing agreement, we just blindly click.

Very funny stuff, nice work.

PG

08-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Well, he could install Divorce 1.0, these programs are very cheap here in Greece, but then he must install also Freedom 1.0 which is a very good anti-virus program but it cost a lot.

touchfaith
08-01-2005, 11:26 AM
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RunDownHouse
08-01-2005, 11:29 AM
Oh. That sucks. Boo to the OP.

The once and future king
08-01-2005, 11:37 AM
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Nice (http://www.cedownloads.co.uk/boards/viewthread.php?tid=120) cut/paste (http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/archive/index.php/t-29573.html) from (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-77151.html) just (http://mac.bus.usu.edu/MISC/fun/techsupport.htm) about (http://www.neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/pricing/t149121.html) every (http://www.laughingwolf.co.uk/jokes/computers/techsupport.htm) forum (http://www.pommey69.com/male/male20.htm) on (http://www.bangingtunes.com/forum/topic/t16296) the (http://hellomate.typepad.com/hello_mate/2002/08/technical_probl.html) internet (http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/lindamaroney/DearHelpdesk.htm) .

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Well I dont look at any other forums. Who made you the original content police. STFU.

08-01-2005, 11:46 AM
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Nice (http://www.cedownloads.co.uk/boards/viewthread.php?tid=120) cut/paste (http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/archive/index.php/t-29573.html) from (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-77151.html) just (http://mac.bus.usu.edu/MISC/fun/techsupport.htm) about (http://www.neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/pricing/t149121.html) every (http://www.laughingwolf.co.uk/jokes/computers/techsupport.htm) forum (http://www.pommey69.com/male/male20.htm) on (http://www.bangingtunes.com/forum/topic/t16296) the (http://hellomate.typepad.com/hello_mate/2002/08/technical_probl.html) internet (http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/lindamaroney/DearHelpdesk.htm) .

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Well I dont look at any other forums. Who made you the original content police. STFU.

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Thank you. I only wanted to entertain you.:(

FouTight
08-01-2005, 12:22 PM
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External Hard Drive could solve all your problems.

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The problem with this is, this joke is so old, there was no such thing as external harddrives.

Bulldog
08-01-2005, 04:29 PM
Wrong forum.

stabn
08-01-2005, 04:31 PM
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