gonna go C/T tonight, +help? PJN, you there? this one's for you.

[bholdr]

I need help. it's my own damn fault, but maybe PJN is here and has some simple solution.
( I know what you're thinking: PJN? hmmm... drug content... well, you're right!)

an old freind showed up from... um.. out of town with some, you know... 'yeao.' (sp? how to spell 'yea-o'?) 'the white christ', nose candy.. I'm "packin' my beak" as the saying goes... they call it "the white pony", and (according to: a bunch of squares, IMHO. (http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/cocainecrack/l/blsldiccocaine.htm)) "Bernie's gold dust" (<---WTF!?) but i call it: "baking-soda packed, dirty-ass ,ghetto, but somehow very strong, kinda speedy, up-all-night-no-matter-what bolivian 'fakey flake'"

...and we did a couple grams tonight and got nice and numb... talked really fast, drank a bit, smoked WAY too many ciggerettes, a big fat cohiba (aaarrrrgggss *drooling a la homer simpson* cubans...) and a hookah that he bought in iran or somewhere crazy like that... lebanon, maybe? I was hemmoraging money at 2/4 stud at the time and loving it)

he met a gal (such a player- i don't get how he does it EVERY TIME... must get boring after a while, right? whatever, no one here knows. heh, /images/graemlins/tongue.gif OOT!) and now I'm alone and still smoking too many ciggerettes but typing too fast instead of talking. so, in order to stay busy and calm down a bit, the rest of this post will be (largely unintelligible and sans-point) stream of conciousness writing, which i used to like a lot. DANGER... 100 word sentances coming... probably... here:

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OH SHT (<--- profanity filter circumvented... kinda.. sry, but how is that done? Can i learn how when i reach C/T? someone tell me [/whining])
WWOW I'M CLOSE... anyone care...? anyone?

I just looked at another post and i am 9 shy of Carpal/Tunnel; i don't know weather to be proud or ashamed... i am so getting there tonight. definitly. i need to make smaller posts: Yea(o)!


there was more here, but it just keeps writing itself, so i'm splitting it into post to bost my post cound and thus get to C/T and maybe some cred here. do i have cred? someone? [/stupid inside joke that probably won't translate to writing very well, sry.]



B-eeeyyooowww [<---the sound of a race car speeding by, imo, the best nickname i've ever had and an approiate one for toinight's little "Happy powder" well... binge. might as well say it]



...oh yeah... how can i get toi sleep easily/ soon? (say, for example, if i wanted to) OOT! carpal/tunnel, bitches! SIIHP!

[bholdr]

this one's already a little dated... i took a little break and went and got some gatoraide, and the teenage mutant noinja turtles are on. i used to love that stuff.

my day:

8am: waking up in my VW buw at the ocean (w/ cute and sexy [they are different, cute and sexy... rare to find both, imo.] but thus-far good ol' long time platonic femle freind [even rarer, imho)] /images/graemlins/smile.gif

10am: surfing /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/cool.gif (<---it's pretty cool)

noon: stop surfing and take off wetsuit. /images/graemlins/frown.gif (i need a 'gross smiley and one for 'i am damn near hypothermic' one too- water was like 55 degreed f) I sell my surfboard tho this REALLY hot gymnast/outdoorsy/23yo/cool/fun/...

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...lesbian: and she's with a hot, but older freind of mine that i ran into at the beach. i gave the dyke (hate that word, but it's what she asked me to use, even though she was pretty/feminine) my board to ride and my old-school surfer buddy gave her a lesson. she cauget some little rides and didn't want to give the old crappy board back, so i sold it to her for $40, which, though super-cheap for a stick, is about right for that POS. i'm buying another anyway) i'm gonna make a post about surfing and how everyone here should try it. like it'll happen. heh. ya' lazy bastard degenerate gamblers... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif OOT!

dammit. i'm considering re-thinking my radical-lefty bleeding heart (or so says me boss- it's amazing that i got hired.)tolerance for homosexuality. nah. that's still hot, i guess.

anywhoo:

3pm... leave the ocean and drive for four hours, smoking pot and listening to my (still platonic- i'm not even trying, here, guys... i'm such a loser) freind sing. she IS janis joplin. great rock 'n roll voice. my old school buddy mostly slept in the back with his shedding, gross, ass hole dog. still fun, though /images/graemlins/smile.gif

7:10 PM catch the ferry back to seattle. nice little break. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

9pm: dinner at applebees. fish and chips. garbage, but a good gut-bmb after working my ass off in the water all weekend.

10pm: drop off my freind. she said something in a... funny voice... about going surfing again, 'without your freind'. hmmm.

11pm: run into world travelling coke-head buddy

11:15pm: YYYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEEEEAAA AAOOOOO! WOAH! it's been a while. i love it, but i'm starting to remember why i only do it less than once a year. numbness. talking. cigs. lighting one.... NOW! ahhh... there is a little more white lightning on my desk. i guess i will not be sleeping tonight, but that's okay... i'll feel like crap and drink red bulls tommorow, catch up oin some little stuff that needs fixing (i HATE plumbing- nothing like and get my month's worth of bad sleep schedule back on track by going to sleep at like 6pm and waking up at 8am tuesday. no more drugs for a while. i am totally admitting to illegal stuff, here, i hope nobody on this forum wants to screw me... like you could. i think my bosses actually think i do a lot more drugs than i do- i'm a lightweight these days. they are very tolerant because i'm like the single competent person at my position (building super) that I know, at least. i saved them a lot of money on the plumbing this week. like 2k. i wish i could see some of that. and who knows? i might be some 14 year old pimply/fat kid lying my ass of for the only attention i can get. i write well for a teenage grommett, no?

12pm lose money at poker. talk really fast and too much about stupid things. my freing was telling innapropriate stories about his wife and their sexyual adventures overseas. japan mostly, i think. the kinky freak. pervert. sicko. lucky dog.

3am: NOW. posting on oot. thinking about my freind. and my other friend. thinking about being really stupid and calling her (the former freind). i KNOW she's down with the "Bazulco"... you know, "Merk"...

NO. BAD IDEA B. cool, cute, platonic female freinds that i can be comfortable with and talk about ANYTHING (like this morning's lazy-in-bed talk/musings cupping farts and smelling them, dutch ovens, why i can't seem to hook up with a girl that's hot AND smart- i get one or the other- and so on and so forth ) with are too hard to come by. and i think she just didn't like my buddy much. he can be a bit of a trip. but, then again, SHE'S the trip. a real nut-but-in-a-good-way gal. actress from new york, and both her vocation and the location really show in her attitude and our interaction....

lookit that...

i wrote a little prose: "actress from new york, and both her vocation and the location really show in her attitude and our interaction"

i suppose 'interaction' is an awkwrd, semi rhyme, semi onomonopeia. infarction? that's like a heart attack, though, right? heart attack. huh. i shouldn''t do this crap.

...kinda rolls off the tounge nicely. mmmm... tounge.


OK- I'mm never gonna get to C/T if i don't stop this post.

BACK ON TOPIC ALREADY: (yea(o)! i had a topic, remember... i don't have a snowball's chance in hell of sleeping on this crappy/yet-strong "Schmeck"... anybody have a trick? PJN? you up?

[bholdr]

Five more to Carpal Tunnel... at this rate, i might not make it. better hurry up and make some crappy little posts.

i guessi could always just...

BUMP! (and... bump! zzzzzing!).


oh yeah... is anybody there? i feel like i'm talking to myself here, which, i suppose, is not a particularly healthy habit to get into. maybe all of my posts are the internet-equlivant of talking to myself, as i rarely read the responses unless they're from a poster i like or respect.

but, i like you all tonight (except JaketheBake.), so please respond and i'll do the same. not that i won't keep going anyway. o/u on this thread getting locked? do they lock threads for drug content, pointless space-wasting, marginally-entertaining sleep-deprived BS ramblinging? inging? wtf? attention whoring? [/attention whoring]


-Beyyyoooowwww...

ps- just kidding about jakethebake. i like him, too...tonight.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif oops.. birds singing. er... this morning. gonna be a long day, but i deserve it.

[bholdr]

but if i did where would i waste my time when i'm supposed to be working?

If i wasn't four posts from carpal tunnel, i'd soooo be... doing something else right now. dunno what, but it'd probably be cooler than staring at a screen and being ignored by my so-called 'online freinds'. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! [/ pathetic strung out whining] somebody PM me if i'm just making an ass out of myself. i can't really tell right now, but i suppose i don't really care either. posting high=good fun. lame, but still fun.

so, some thoughts about this stupid place.

> I have actually met a couple people here that i JUST MIGHT be willing to consider maybe hanging out with in real life. stabn's cool, even though he totally pushed me off of a pair of eights in a 1/2 stud home game. still mad about that one, and i WILL be a (THE) mainiac nezt time i play with him and KJS (also a cool cat). still haven't hung out with anyone from the forums (that i know of) in a non-poker (or pre-poker/post-poker) situation. Vulturesrow said he'd go have a beer and talk politics when he comes to twon this month, but after reading this thread i wonder if he (a troglodyte neandrathal conservative, straight-arrow military-guy. total square. /images/graemlins/grin.gif j/k) still will. i think so. he might not see this. SHHH!!

>I have probably wasted about 100 hours here while playing poker and net-surfing (not anywhere near as cool as surfing-surfing). if that costs me one table (i only have ONE monitor, and it's not even a 2100fp! /images/graemlins/mad.gif i have NO cred.) out of four, and i win (SAMPLE SIZE) 3BB/100 at 2/4 stud/8 at 75 h/hr that's... hmmmm my math's not working right now... calculator? okay, it's cost about $300 to talk at myself. fair enough.

>I have learned a LOT of really intresting stuff here. not nessecarily useful or the best use of my time, occasionaly disgusting, but always interesting... stuff. this is my site for finding disgusting (just WRONG) things to email my buddy on the addy that i KNOW his woman reads. heheheeeh. well... it was fun till she asked to be on my 'list' for that stuff. i have no list and i only send out links to tubgirl to screw with people that have done the same to me. anyway, }}}edit: (HEY YOU THERE! WANT $20? the first person to PM me with the subject line: "I read your whole thread because i'm as/more bored as/than you" or something to that extent.... has ANYone read it?... anyway, i will not sleep till i get a PM and somebody gets $20 on pokerstars or paradise for reading these thousand-odd words i've cranked out tonight... include a SN. be over 18 please- i'm totally a wet blanket when it comes to underage gambling. sry, but no. I just won a big pot ($280- at 5/10 stud/8. yeeehaaa.) ...one more of those and i'll be even for the night! jesus, you know what my opponents need? MORE ace high-flushes.... [/bitching about variance] and am feeling like blowing some dough for my own sick little entertainment. seriously. $20. not kidding. if someone does i'll post a screenshot so i'll be taken seroiusly when i offer up some cash. unlike SOME posters... kangkungfu, i'm lookin' at you, here. k-hole. my haiku was great. GREAT. i was hoping for an eazy 100 clams, and even though some crap was chosen as the winner, i am a little pissed about writing haikus for free. geez. heh. maybe i'll write a haiku right now.i think i will. it'll be my next post. [/edit])[/i] it's good to have this kind of space, where the posters all seem to visit somethingawuful, killsometime, etc, and post the good stuff. no wading through stupid crap that must be funny to SOMEONE and boring spammy adware infested 'free' online porn. thanks, OOT!

> a couple of years ago i met a guy who was a professional voice talent. his big claim to fame was being the voice of leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle frm the original cartoo. it's on right now, i hadn't seen it since i was like 14 years old. (yes i was into TMNT at 14, don't ask why, i don't know. hadn't discovered pot and girls yet, i guess.)... anyway, it's creeping me out because it's his voice and isn't cartoony at all. very surreal and a little bizarre.

> i like using bullet points because i think it makes my posts look like i've put some thought into it, and people tend to read the whole thing (<---assumption, but whatever) because they think it's all related/relavant/important for comprehenson, etc.... works, huh?


jesus. three more. maybe i'll wait for tommorow.

[jakethebake]

This thread made my stomach hurt.

[bholdr]

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This thread made my stomach hurt.

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that's funny, this thread made my nose hurt. i don't like you anymore. libertarians... jeez. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[bholdr]

no one reads my thread
though i'm carpal-tunnel now
i get no respect



i'm done for tonight
and probably the whole week
i really need sleep



here is all you need:
stick it in her pooper, noob
put me on ignore


that's a lot of typing
i think i just like writing
gonna stop now



we have a winner: i didn't think anyone would read all hat crap i just posted... but SOMEONE did:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/bholdr/winnerallinbluffcokenoight.jpg

coke is -EV, imho. GN and GL OOT. maybe i'll never come back. 2500 is a nice round number. laters...


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...oh, i'll be back. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[KDawgCometh]

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This thread made my stomach hurt.

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and my brain

[IndieMatty]

Kids, heed my words, drugs are much cooler then this. I promise you.

[asofel]

I was pretty entertained by this...although I think it confirms my decision to never try this particular stuff /images/graemlins/wink.gif