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ChipWrecked
07-31-2005, 09:14 PM
because she has something she needs to tell you.
IggyWH
07-31-2005, 09:15 PM
This is a definite no...

and since you know she wants to tell you something bad, you be pro-active and tell her you're dumping her for a 50 year old lunch lady. You leave the situation 1 up.
Dynasty
07-31-2005, 09:21 PM
Your girlfriend wants you to stop making stupid posts about her on internet message boards. If you don't, she'll dump you.

Do you stop?
ChipWrecked
07-31-2005, 09:22 PM
One hour late for that train, huh.
PokerBob
07-31-2005, 11:44 PM
nothing good can come from this
Popinjay
07-31-2005, 11:46 PM
Hell no! Ricky Lake however is a yes.
joeski19
08-01-2005, 12:06 AM
Can you kick her ass? Cuz your gonna have to throw down.
HtotheNootch
08-01-2005, 12:09 AM
That's why God invented boating accidents.
David04
08-01-2005, 07:36 AM
I have a feeling your girlfriend is a redneck. Please go on the show. I think it would make great entertainment.
jakethebake
08-01-2005, 08:21 AM
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nothing good can come from this

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However, if you decide to do it, please tell us when to watch.
ChoicestHops
08-01-2005, 08:24 AM
Im from Arkansas and I wouldn't even do this. That is saying alot.
Spota
08-01-2005, 08:39 AM
So which family member is she sleeping with? Your mother, father, or your sister?
RubberDucky
08-01-2005, 08:45 AM
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So which family member is she sleeping with? Your mother, father, or your sister?

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and just to make sure, check and see if your pets have been a little happier lately
jakethebake
08-01-2005, 08:47 AM
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So which family member is she sleeping with? Your mother, father, or your sister?

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and just to make sure, check and see if your pets have been a little happier lately

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I'm getting dibs on the "at least she's not sleeping with the livestock" but to use it now may be premature.
maxfisher
08-01-2005, 09:11 AM
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because she has something she needs to tell you.

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Jerry Springer? are you in a time warp?
David04
08-01-2005, 09:13 AM
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because she has something she needs to tell you.

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Jerry Springer? are you in a time warp?

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Dude. Every morning, 9 EST. The WB. You'll thank me later.
ChipWrecked
08-01-2005, 11:08 AM
Failed Paternity Test! (If you didn't get this in your email last month) (http://www.funlol.com/funpages/failed-paternity-test.html)
dtbog
08-01-2005, 11:24 AM
I voted no.

Not because I don't trust my girlfriend, but because my actual girlfriend would never drag me on national television to tell me something.

If she was the type to do such a thing, I wouldn't trust her at all.