View Full Version : Messing w/ mom on my 21st Bday
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 12:56 PM
So my mom is at the gym right now working out, figured I'd go stock up on beer. So if she holds me to one beer per day (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2756564&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1), I'll be done in 54 days.
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Talk2BigSteve
07-31-2005, 01:02 PM
LOL Happy Birthday! Now blow out your candles!
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Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif
gorie
07-31-2005, 01:04 PM
funny. happy bday !
PoBoy321
07-31-2005, 01:05 PM
A) The one beer per day stipulation sucks
B) The amount of beer you have in your fridge is weak.
C) You drink piss.
Harv72b
07-31-2005, 01:08 PM
Seriously, man....there will be many, many nights where you're too broke/too drunk/too disinterested/partying in Texas and you're stuck drinking Coors Light. Your 21st birthday shouldn't be one of them.
Get some real beer. Preferably, have your friends buy you some real beer. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Happy birthday!
Sightless
07-31-2005, 01:09 PM
Coors Light is not beer...
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 01:10 PM
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C) You drink piss.
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Me and my friends are going to drink this beer + lots more at a party tommorow night.
Should I have bought newcastle or pyramid hefeweizen and spent $70?
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 01:11 PM
Alright, posting this picture was a bad idea.
I am clearly not hardcore enough for a bunch of internet poker dorks...
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PoBoy321
07-31-2005, 01:11 PM
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Should I have bought newcastle or pyramid hefeweizen and spent $70?
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Personally, I would've gone for something like Yuengling, or my new favorite microbrew, Smuttynose Brown, but yeah. If you're not going to spend money on good beer on your 21st birthday, when ARE you gonna get decent beer?
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 01:13 PM
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Personally, I would've gone for something like Yuengling, or my new favorite microbrew, Smuttynose Brown, but yeah. If you're not going to spend money on good beer on your 21st birthday, when ARE you gonna get decent beer?
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Well personally, you're not me.
I'm going to get decent beer when I don't drink a twelve pack (if this isn't cool enough for you, i'll drink 20...no, 50!) in one night.
ChoicestHops
07-31-2005, 01:13 PM
Nothing wrong with Coors Light. It's not my favorite American brew, but it gets you drunk.
Happy birthday.
PoBoy321
07-31-2005, 01:13 PM
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I am clearly not hardcore enough for a bunch of internet poker dorks...
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I don't know about you, but I spend most of my day sitting around playing poker and drinking beer. That's why I started playing poker, so that I could make money and get drunk at the same time, all in the comfort of my own home.
PoBoy321
07-31-2005, 01:16 PM
Oh wait, you're planning on drinking all of that in one night? I thought that there was some type of "one beer per night" rule. Sure, if you're gonna be binge drinking, drink whatever. My point was that if you're only gonna have one beer a night, get decent beer. But I guess that rule your mom made doesn't matter? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
Lazymeatball
07-31-2005, 01:16 PM
BOO HOO HOO, the guy's 21 and can buy as much beer as he wants for the first time in his life, why do all you internet beer snobs have to rail on him for buying Coors Light, something whose main purpose is to deliver booze in to him in order to get krunked and still remain mildy palatable. You don't sip this stuff and then discuss the combination of malt and hops with your hipster friends, you swill it, chug it, shotgun it, pound it, and beer bong it down in a wild degenerate orgy of consumption.
WackityWhiz
07-31-2005, 01:21 PM
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BOO HOO HOO, the guy's 21 and can buy as much beer as he wants for the first time in his life, why do all you internet beer snobs have to rail on him for buying Coors Light, something whose main purpose is to deliver booze in to him in order to get krunked and still remain mildy palatable. You don't sip this stuff and then discuss the combination of malt and hops with your hipster friends, you swill it, chug it, shotgun it, pound it, and beer bong it down in a wild degenerate orgy of consumption.
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excellent
mmbt0ne
07-31-2005, 01:27 PM
Nicely done.
"Messing w/ mom on my 21st Bday"
Don't shoot so low bro. At least look for someone your age.
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 01:31 PM
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"Messing w/ mom on my 21st Bday"
Don't shoot so low bro. At least look for someone your age.
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lol, yeah I just broke up with a girl I've been seeing for 2+ years, and I'm going out tonight in Del Mar, the bars are populated by 50% 18-25 year olds and 50% 35-45 year olds. yum yum.
Sorry to hear you broke up with your g/f. Go cast your rod tonight.
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 01:35 PM
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Sorry to hear you broke up with your g/f. Go cast your rod tonight.
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In case there was any confusion, I actually broke up with her.
But yeah, still sad to end such a long relationship. That bitch just really wanted to do a porn orgy with her ex boyfrind (kidding, obviously other reasons).
jakethebake
07-31-2005, 01:44 PM
Happy Birthday, Sponger. And what a coincidence!
Mason Hellmuth
07-31-2005, 01:46 PM
Happy birthday Jake!
And Sponger I guess.
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 01:47 PM
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Happy Birthday, Sponger. And what a coincidence!
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hahahaha, happy birthday jake. It seems like you get a year older every day. How old are you now, 283?
Eurotrash
07-31-2005, 01:50 PM
happy 21st, sponger. don't listen to the haters -- have an extra silver bullet for me.
bd8802
07-31-2005, 01:55 PM
The beer with the celery makes this pic awesome.
TylerD
07-31-2005, 01:59 PM
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Sorry to hear you broke up with your g/f. Go cast your rod tonight.
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In case there was any confusion, I actually broke up with her.
But yeah, still sad to end such a long relationship. That bitch just really wanted to do a porn orgy with her ex boyfrind (kidding, obviously other reasons).
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That would have been a great gag but you spoit it with the parenthesis.
Happy Birthday.
MarkL444
07-31-2005, 02:04 PM
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Alright, posting this picture was a bad idea.
I am clearly not hardcore enough for a bunch of internet poker dorks...
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dont listen to these idiots. just about everyone around here at least used to like coors/bud/miller light and most probably still do.
SuitedSixes
07-31-2005, 02:19 PM
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So my mom is at the gym right now working out,
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SmileyEH
07-31-2005, 02:24 PM
happy birthday sponger. Beer in the vegetable drawers is key.
-SmileyEH
Buckmulligan
07-31-2005, 02:25 PM
what the [censored]. I'm with the haters on this one. You have one 21st birthday and a million days in which you can legally get hammered on coors/bud/miller/[censored]. Get hammered on some real brew (even at the risk of getting sick) on that special day.
SomethingClever
07-31-2005, 02:27 PM
Happy birthday.
Don't listen to the haters. Coors Light is the perfect beer when you want to simply drink an obscene number of cans.
Me (with 3 friends, at some crappy casino in Vegas): How much is Coors Light?
Bartender: $1.
Me (doing some quick math): We'll take 12. And 8 shots of tequila.
Soul Daddy
07-31-2005, 02:42 PM
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Me and my friends are going to drink this beer + lots more at a party tommorow night.
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Because you're doing shots tonight, right?
CORed
07-31-2005, 02:52 PM
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A) The one beer per day stipulation sucks
B) The amount of beer you have in your fridge is weak.
C) You drink piss.
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Calling Coors Light piss is an insult to piss.
durron597
07-31-2005, 03:21 PM
What a terrible choice for 21st birthday beer. My first beer (after turning 21 ::innocent::) was a Guinness/Bass Black & Tan. Mmm good.
astroglide
07-31-2005, 04:37 PM
living with your parents at the age of 21 is messing with them plenty
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 04:44 PM
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living with your parents at the age of 21 is messing with them plenty
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I can't come home for the summer?
astroglide
07-31-2005, 05:07 PM
i have genetic instructions to kill and eat my children if they live in my house after the age of 19
Boris
07-31-2005, 06:12 PM
happy birthday!
pls post pic of your mom.
RunDownHouse
07-31-2005, 07:57 PM
Good god, you're being ultra-defensive in this thread. Yes, Coors Light is an awful, awful beer. Yes, that's ok if you're just looking to get hammered. No, that's not ok if you're celebrating a big event.
I'm surious about this whole living at home during the summer thing, since I didn't do it while I was in school. I can understand doing it under certain circumstances, like if you really get along with your parents, or you couldn't afford a place/want to save up over the summer, but if its too restricting, why put up with it? I guess this is just a trivial complaint?
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 08:09 PM
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I'm surious about this whole living at home during the summer thing, since I didn't do it while I was in school. I can understand doing it under certain circumstances, like if you really get along with your parents, or you couldn't afford a place/want to save up over the summer, but if its too restricting, why put up with it? I guess this is just a trivial complaint?
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I get along with my mom, I also get along well with my high school friends and I like living in San Diego over living in Santa Barbara. Also, my college friends apparently feel the same way because none of my roomates and only a few of my other friends are there right now.
I am not saving up, in fact my room right now is empty at a price of $412.50 a month.
arod15
07-31-2005, 08:16 PM
What about shots any limits there?
oneeye13
07-31-2005, 08:32 PM
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So my mom is at the gym right now working out
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no she's not
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 08:40 PM
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So my mom is at the gym right now working out
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no she's not
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wtf? ok what is she doing then...
MelchyBeau
07-31-2005, 08:43 PM
what part of San Diego?
Melch
KungFuSandwich
07-31-2005, 08:49 PM
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I am clearly not hardcore enough for a bunch of internet poker dorks
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F' them all man. If they wanna piss on your birthday party just so they can try to look cool on a freakin message board then tell them to go sodomize a goat. People who talk that much about the pros and cons or different beers are just posers.
mblax10
07-31-2005, 09:33 PM
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[ i'll drink 20...no, 50!) in one night.
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Wade Boggs once drank 64 beers on a cross country flight. You step it up a little and one day you may get a call from Cooperstown.
ClaytonN
07-31-2005, 09:34 PM
Sup bro could drink two kegs during halftime and still collapse the pocket like no other. All hail sup bro.
Voltron87
07-31-2005, 09:35 PM
the beers in the green drawers are an excellent touch, nh
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 09:44 PM
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what part of San Diego?
Melch
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Del Mar/Carmel Valley
MelchyBeau
07-31-2005, 09:45 PM
i'm in Poway. If i actually knew you i'd give you a few bottles of liquor from my stock
Melch
oneeye13
07-31-2005, 09:48 PM
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So my mom is at the gym right now working out
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no she's not
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wtf? ok what is she doing then...
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haggling for a teabaggling
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 09:50 PM
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So my mom is at the gym right now working out
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no she's not
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wtf? ok what is she doing then...
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haggling for a teabaggling
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"we are not working out, we are definitely [censored]...there are no stairmaters or treadmills in this room"
"there are no dumbells in here there are just my balls"
Seriously, she goes to the gym like 4x a week.
kerssens
07-31-2005, 09:51 PM
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So my mom is at the gym right now working out
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no she's not
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wtf? ok what is she doing then...
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haggling for a teabaggling
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"we are not working out, we are definitely [censored]...there are no stairmaters or treadmills in this room"
"there are no dumbells in here there are just my balls"
Seriously, she goes to the gym like 4x a week.
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awesome
BigBaitsim (milo)
07-31-2005, 10:13 PM
1) You drink shitty beer.
2) Since your Mom's probably about my age, I'd really appreciate a pic.
Thanks
tbach24
07-31-2005, 10:13 PM
Happy bday. Are you going to do the 24 shots thing? Or just drink lots of beer?
Sponger15SB
07-31-2005, 10:16 PM
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Happy bday. Are you going to do the 24 shots thing? Or just drink lots of beer?
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Just drink beer. A few of my good friends are out of town/just getting back in town today so we are just going to be doing some casual drinking at a pizza place/brewery and hang out. Tommorow night we're going to have a small party and I will be drinking as much as possible without passing out standing up.
ClaytonN
07-31-2005, 10:19 PM
Have fun. Make sure to make clear with your friends that you don't want to die of alcohol poisoning. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
tbach24
07-31-2005, 10:20 PM
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Have fun. Make sure to get everclear and get wicked wasted /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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FYP
ClaytonN
07-31-2005, 10:24 PM
You're retarded.
Does your mom have a nice ass?
sinfulslick18
07-31-2005, 10:48 PM
happy birthday
Gallopin Gael
07-31-2005, 10:51 PM
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Should I have bought newcastle or pyramid hefeweizen and spent $70?
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yes
oh, and happy birthday.
Lawrence Ng
07-31-2005, 11:34 PM
Singing to the tune of Stacy's Mom...
Sponger's mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want and I've waited sooo long,
Sponger can't you seeeee, that you're just not the one for meeee..
I've known it along.... and I'm in love with Sponger's mom...
la la la la..la la laaaa la...
Lawrence
TheWorstPlayer
08-01-2005, 12:00 AM
To go with the general theme of this thread:
What type of shitty cereal do you eat, man? Get some good stuff, you loser. You're 21. You can't eat that [censored].
bugstud
08-01-2005, 12:03 AM
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Should I have bought newcastle or pyramid hefeweizen and spent $70?
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yes
oh, and happy birthday.
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Very glad to open the thread and not see something sexual. VERY glad.
ViolentGandhi
Alobar
08-01-2005, 12:59 AM
Im gunna hate on you too. Not cuz Im some snobby [censored] who likes to drink beers no one has ever heard of so I can pretend I'm cool. But because you drink Coors lite, and because where I grew up only hick rednecks drank coors lite, and you are one of my more favorite posters, so I hold you to a higher standard of coolness, than a hick redneck. Go buy some real piss beer like Miller lite /images/graemlins/smile.gif
oh yeah, and happy b-day
Dominic
08-01-2005, 01:55 AM
Coors Light is not beer. It's watered down rocky mountain goat piss masquerading as alcohol. It is consumed by un-cultured college boys who yell "WOOO HOOOO" for no apparent reason and think that a 3-kegger that last the weekend is the ultimate in party entertainment.
Dude, if you're going to drink - be a man. Drink something that'll grow whiskers on your chest. Coors Light is for the guys who don't actually like beer yet but they don't want to be left out of the oh-so-fun beer blasts that will have them puking on a stranger's lawn at 4AM.
That is all.
Durs522
08-01-2005, 03:01 AM
Drink the Coors Light and enjoy it. 21st birthday = quantity > quality.
Happy B-day.
Durs
ChipWrecked
08-01-2005, 05:05 AM
I suppose you're still at the clubs now. I would have told you to tell the 35 year-olds it's your 21st birthday. You would have been lucky to survive till sunrise.
RubberDucky
08-01-2005, 05:22 AM
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Have fun. Make sure to make clear with your friends that you don't want to die of alcohol poisoning. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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nothing to joke about there at all, Happy b-day, take a few shots, have a few beers, and get laid by some frosty chick
cookie
08-01-2005, 07:04 AM
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BOO HOO HOO, the guy's 21 and can buy as much beer as he wants for the first time in his life, why do all you internet beer snobs have to rail on him for buying Coors Light, something whose main purpose is to deliver booze in to him in order to get krunked and still remain mildy palatable. You don't sip this stuff and then discuss the combination of malt and hops with your hipster friends, you swill it, chug it, shotgun it, pound it, and beer bong it down in a wild degenerate orgy of consumption.
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"BOO HOO HOO, the guy's 21 and can buy as much beer as he wants for the first time in his life"
You have to be 21 to buy beers in USA?
Aha... ahahaha....
Your laws are obviously retarded /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
But nice post anyway...
jakethebake
08-01-2005, 07:21 AM
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Very glad to open the thread and not see something sexual. VERY glad.
ViolentGandhi
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who knows what will happen after a few beers though.
boedeker
08-01-2005, 09:44 AM
Definitely! Whatever happened to "Never Fills You Up, Never Lets You Down!"
Sponger15SB
08-01-2005, 09:51 AM
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But because you drink Coors lite, and because where I grew up only hick rednecks drank coors lite, and you are one of my more favorite posters, so I hold you to a higher standard of coolness, than a hick redneck. Go buy some real piss beer like Miller lite
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I find this post completely hilarious because in this thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2999024&Fo rum=f1,f6,f30,f24,f7,f8,f10,f2,f4,f3,f21,f5,f25,f9 ,f22,f23,f11,f12,f13,f14,f34,f26,f15,f16,f17,f18,f 19,f31,f27,f33,f32,f20&Words=miller&Searchpage=0&L imit=25&Main=2998913&Search=true&where=bodysub&Nam e=5654&daterange=1&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=& oldertype=&bodyprev=#Post2999024), I almost made fun of you for drinking miller lite instead of something like coors light or bud, and being dissapointed because you are one of my favorite posters.
how cute are we?
BTW, last night we went to a pizza place/microbrew to hang out and only me and 2 other friends drank cause the 4 girls had work the next day, and I got a pint for free from the bartender when we ordered our first pitcher.
If anyone has been to Pizza Port in San Diego please reply and let it be known that these beers are really good...
Lagunitas, California honey, Carlsbad Chronic, Yellowtail (this isn't a local beer though, right?)
Tonight will be the real drinking at a friends house.
billyjex
08-01-2005, 10:02 AM
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Tonight will be the real drinking at the bars in Pacific Beach
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fyp
Sponger15SB
08-01-2005, 10:07 AM
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Tonight will be the real drinking at the bars in Pacific Beach
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fyp
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or not
Bradyams
08-01-2005, 10:36 AM
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Coors Light is not beer. It's watered down rocky mountain goat piss masquerading as alcohol. It is consumed by un-cultured college boys who yell "WOOO HOOOO" for no apparent reason and think that a 3-kegger that last the weekend is the ultimate in party entertainment.
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You're god damn right.
WOOOO HOOOO!!
ChipWrecked
08-01-2005, 11:02 AM
Yeah, drink real beer, like Budweiser.
The only beer filtered through genuine Clydesdale kidneys.
dtbog
08-01-2005, 11:03 AM
So what happened when your hot mother came home to find a fridge full of beer?
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