Sphinctre bleaching?

[Blarg]

I just saw the Saturday Night Live "news" segment, where they make fun of news events and sometimes make them up -- but this one sounded like they weren't kidding. Now that's something I never thought of. Supposedly some sort of skin bleaching to lighten the skin around the anus. Googling, I found a discussion including this:

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The good news on sphincter bleaching is that it's safer than anything involving general anaesthetics or fat-vacuuming gizmos. The bad news is that you could be in for a lifetime of skid marks. The chairwoman of the Australian Medical Association's ethics committee, Rosanna Capolingua, says the use of harsh bleaching substances could cause anal burning and scarring. This, in turn, could lead to anal incontinence or an inability to pass stools at all.

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Okay, for all the OOT guys and other pooper stickers who rate supermodels as 7.5's, have we developed a valid new criteria to judge women by -- the paleness of the anus? Others as well, discuss.

[Lazymeatball]

Yea, this was a good topic of debate on Howard Stern about a month ago when they had some pornstar demonstrating her freshly bleached spinctre. People still watch SNL?

[Blarg]

When nothing better's on.

People still listen to Howard Stern?

I used to listen to him every day, but haven't heard him in years now. Just saw his movie "Private Parts," though. Pretty good.

[fimbulwinter]

they can do it now by enzymatic action as well.

i know a professor who knows the postbac who made the plasmid.

and i'm not kidding.

fim

[Blarg]

Amazing to me that anyone would ever have thought of something like this, much less that others would get on board.

[vulturesrow]

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Amazing to me that anyone would ever have thought of something like this, much less that others would get on board.

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The sheer obsessiveness of people with their appearance never ceases to amaze me.

[ChipWrecked]

See the link I Was Courtney Cox's [censored] (http://www.corpse.org/issue_10/ficciones/soloway.html)

[HopeydaFish]

Ugh...I wonder if Crest will be coming out with "Hoop White Strips" to keep up with the fad? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[manpower]

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See the link I Was Courtney Cox's [censored] (http://www.corpse.org/issue_10/ficciones/soloway.html)

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Now where the [censored] do you come up with a link like that?

[ChipWrecked]

I can't remember, but it's one of my favorite things on the web. The author is a producer for 'Six Feet Under' now.

[manpower]

Ha, sweet. Reminds me of the 'diaries of a porn video clerk' or whatever it was.

[wacki]

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Amazing to me that anyone would ever have thought of something like this, much less that others would get on board.

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If I was into getting/giving rim jobs, which I'M NOT, I would definitely want it. Knowing your partner is clean there is a huge plus. Though obviously many don't care.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Amazing to me that anyone would ever have thought of something like this, much less that others would get on board.

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If I was into getting/giving rim jobs, which I'M NOT, I would definitely want it. thinking your partner is clean there is a huge plus. Though obviously many don't care.

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fyp... looks are deceiving.

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[gorie]

i want to try this ! would clorox achieve the desired results ?

[kerssens]

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i want to try this ! would clorox achieve the desired results ?

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only one way to find out...please post results.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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i want to try this ! would clorox achieve the desired results ?

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I think you should find out, and report back to OOT. I guarantee you it would be a popular thread.

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[bugstud]

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i want to try this ! would clorox achieve the desired results ?

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I think you should find out, and report back to OOT. I guarantee you it would be a popular thread.

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probably only with pics

[cbfair]

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Ha, sweet. Reminds me of the 'diaries of a porn video clerk' or whatever it was.

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Thanks man! I searched for that topic and came up with this (http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php) . I've only read the first of four pages and can't wait to get to more later. Truly entertaining [censored].

[manpower]

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Ha, sweet. Reminds me of the 'diaries of a porn video clerk' or whatever it was.

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Thanks man! I searched for that topic and came up with this (http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php) . I've only read the first of four pages and can't wait to get to more later. Truly entertaining [censored].

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Yep, that's it. Enjoy.

[Matty]

Now that I think about it, a bleached sphincter would look a lot better ..

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

I want to see pictures, dammit.

[Matty]

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I want to see pictures, dammit.

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[Alobar]

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See the link I Was Courtney Cox's [censored] (http://www.corpse.org/issue_10/ficciones/soloway.html)

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that could quite possibly be the most amazing thing ive ever read on the internet

[wacki]

I wasn't going to read it. But because of your statement, I have to.

[Blarg]

It reads like an awful lot of chick lit of the last decade or so. Cute but rapidly tedious.

[MrTrik]

I don't know if any of you watched a series back in the early 90s (or so) called Twin Peaks. It starred a cute woman named Lara Flynn Boyle who went on to date Jack Nicklaus. Well one of our morning drive time radio shock jock shows here went on a 2-3 day rant on a story they found in some obscure woman's magazine where Lara talks at length about getting her bleaching and how much it improved her sex with Jack. The general consensus of the show's personalities concluded she must have a lot of filching and rimming in her life and that Jack really wants what he wants to be cleaner looking. It was very Stern like ranting.

Come to think of it, this was happening back when Stern tried to come into this market and unseat the best performing local morning show in the nation and ended up failing.

[maxfisher]

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they can do it now by enzymatic action as well.

i know a professor who knows the postbac who made the plasmid.

and i'm not kidding.

fim

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i've seen nice ones and not nice ones, and now i wonder if the nice ones had this procedure. im currently re-evaluating things

[swolfe]

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I wasn't going to read it. But because of your statement, I have to.

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it's really hilarious...and very palahniuk-esque.

[ChipWrecked]

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Lara Flynn Boyle who went on to date Jack Nicholson.

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FYP

Golf fan not quite awake yet /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Blarg]

I'm always amazed at how shamelessly celebrities feed the publicity machine. I mean, once you start telling people about your favorite bizarre practices with your butthole, what's left?

[tek]

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It starred a cute woman named Lara Flynn Boyle who went on to date Jack Nicklaus.

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Thanks for the image of Jack Nicklaus "driving" it home. I hope I can get rid of that thought before lunch /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[ChipWrecked]

Haw Haw.

This whole thread was sick. I even had the thought that hydrogen peroxide would not only be safer, it would provide that tickly feeling as well.

[MrTrik]

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Lara Flynn Boyle who went on to date Jack Nicholson.

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FYP

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Yup. I get the two names mixed up all the time. I was talking about the actor though, not the golfer.