Taking a crap every morning

[Lawrence Ng]

It seems I have to do it. Do you?

Lawrence

[MrTrik]

On some mornings it's the highlight of my day.

[11t]

Gotta eat that fiber.

I crap 3x every morning if I have been drinking.

[johnc]

11am. Every am. You could set a watch to it.

[gorie]

yes and then i usaully feel like i have to go again but rarely do because i don't want to be later for work than i already am. then it usually goes away until lunch.

[Eurotrash]

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yes and then i usaully feel like i have to go again but rarely do because i don't want to be later for work than i already am. then it usually goes away until lunch.

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did you really have to reply to this thread? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[gorie]

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yes and then i usaully feel like i have to go again but rarely do because i don't want to be later for work than i already am. then it usually goes away until lunch.

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did you really have to reply to this thread? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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no but i thought you might enjoy reading my poopilicious response.

see the butt wiping thread for more info.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

C'mon Gorie, girls don't poop.

[gorie]

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C'mon Gorie, girls don't poop.

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why does everyone keep saying i'm a girl ? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

and actually i lied i rarely poop at lunch. but sometimes i'll think about it.

p.s. i've always wondered what that stuff was in the tubgirl pic ?????!!!!!!!!

[Blarg]

Only when my system is perfectly regular, which doesn't happen unless I eat a ton of fiber. Often it happens after my first substantial meal of the day, though, and that's often lunch.

[UCF THAYER]

I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

[gorie]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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depends, what color is it ?

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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I used to do this too. Then for about a month, I had to crap, honestly, 3-5 times a day.

Now I go daily, usually in the evening.

-Craig

[UCF THAYER]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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depends, what color is it ?

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poop color.

[gorie]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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depends, what color is it ?

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poop color.

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hmm, you should seriously consider seeing a doctor.

[UCF THAYER]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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depends, what color is it ?

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poop color.

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hmm, you should seriously consider seeing a doctor.

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I assume you're joking, not really sure though. It's not been a recent thing, is it just slow metabolism?

[gorie]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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depends, what color is it ?

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poop color.

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hmm, you should seriously consider seeing a doctor.

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I assume you're joking, not really sure though. It's not been a recent thing, is it just slow metabolism?

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yeah i was just being dumb, i don't know if it's anything to worry about or not.

[EliteNinja]

When I get into a regular schedule during school, I poop in the morning right after breakfast.

It's craptacular!

[Blarg]

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I only poop once every 2-3 days or so. Is there something wrong with me?

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My mother used to do questionnaires for a hospital asking people about their diet, pooping habits, etc. From what she told me, how often you poop is strongly correlated with colon cancer and some other cancers(I forget which ones) and disease conditions.

Apparently once a day is considered a healthy norm, and your chances of getting colon cancer and other problems shoots up very rapidly once you get up past every two days.

I'm one of those guys who normally goes every 2 or 3 days or even less, and it doesn't matter how much food I eat, strangely enough. I can get painfully, uh...packed. I remember going 10 days without a poop once, and have very often gone 4 and 5 days without one.

That's one reason why I've started eating lots of raw veggies every day. The fiber really helps, and there's definitely a carryover effect I've found in my system when I don't eliminate frequently - I do feel more foggy and forgetful, more tired, grouchy, etc. Who knows how all the nerves and things in your body are connected with things as subtle as emotions and metabolism and general energy level, but emptier is better, from what I can tell.

If you're only going every 2 or 3 days, you could probably do yourself a favor by eating more fibrous veggies like red cabbage(good in salads), carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, etc., especially raw, and/or cutting back heavy junk foods, and/or taking some Metamucil or other fiber product with psyllium husks or other fiber. There's nothing so good about carrying extra waste in your body that you wouldn't be better off without it. I certainly feel way, way better now that I don't crap a six-pound giant iron brick every few days and just take quick and easy daily poops now instead.