View Full Version : This should probably be a PM to Boris
Ulysses
07-30-2005, 05:53 PM
Hey Boris,
Where the f is my hundred dollars? Do you think you can just avoid me forever? Do you think I don't see through your ruse of inviting me to a baseball game, conveniently "forgetting" the fact that I'm in NYC that weekend? Then, when I'm in town, all of a sudden you have a "wedding" to go to? Give me a f'in break man. Get your sorry ass to SF and give me my goddamn money RIGHT NOW.
The bet, BTW, was whether or not casinos had to pay out winnings (slot jackpots, for example) to underage gamblers. Stupid Boris was positive they did.
I knew Boris was a deadbeat the instant I saw him.
The Gift Of Gab
07-30-2005, 06:16 PM
Last weekend I spotted some of Boris's friends at a nice restaurant. He paid me back very quickly with no prompting at all.
Obviously, he is holding out for some hot double-or-nothing prop bet action.
Ulysses
07-31-2005, 12:21 AM
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Obviously, he is holding out for some hot double-or-nothing prop bet action.
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That would make him dumber than he looks.
Boris
08-03-2005, 06:49 PM
hi clown. I thought about transferring the money to you via Pokerstars. But then I thought that just wouldn't be right. I have alot of pennies in my penny jar and I sure as heck ain't paying Coinstar juice to make them liquid. let's talk at the end of the month and see if we can find a time to settle up.
citanul
08-03-2005, 06:51 PM
Boris clearly didn't watch enough full house.
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-03-2005, 06:51 PM
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hi clown. I thought about transferring the money to you via Pokerstars. But then I thought that just wouldn't be right. I have alot of pennies in my penny jar and I sure as heck ain't paying Coinstar juice to make them liquid. let's talk at the end of the month and see if we can find a time to settle up.
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I think what he's trying to say is you should bring a wheelbarrow.
Boris
08-03-2005, 06:52 PM
what's full house?
TheMainEvent
08-03-2005, 06:52 PM
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Boris clearly didn't watch enough full house.
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Wow. somebody beat me to this one and somehow I'm not surprised.
asofel
08-03-2005, 06:59 PM
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what's full house?
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I dub thee jake for the day.
(sorry jake, too many easy ones to peg you with today...)
Boris
08-03-2005, 07:07 PM
I never had TV when I was growing up. The pop culture references are killers for me.
asofel
08-03-2005, 07:09 PM
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I never had TV when I was growing up. The pop culture references are killers for me.
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ahh...well that's probably a good thing as i'm guessing the lack of brain crack has left you with considerably better functioning gray matter...
whiskeytown
08-03-2005, 07:15 PM
paying off a $100 debt in change is good
paying it off in pennies is better
paying it off in Canadian change - the best - /images/graemlins/grin.gif
RB
Boris
08-03-2005, 07:17 PM
hey I like that idea. Maybe I'll pay him with canadian pennies. Do we figure the exchange rate on the day the wager was made or on the day of payment?
J.A.Sucker
08-03-2005, 07:19 PM
That's a lot of a$$ pennies...
J.A.Sucker
08-03-2005, 07:21 PM
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ahh...well that's probably a good thing as i'm guessing the lack of brain crack has left you with considerably better functioning gray matter...
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Umm,... no. Then again, maybe.
J.A.Sucker
08-03-2005, 07:22 PM
I got him in a prop bet once, and he paid me on the spot. Maybe it's because I have firearms and you're just a puzzy who lives in San Francisco.
Ulysses
08-03-2005, 07:57 PM
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hey I like that idea. Maybe I'll pay him with canadian pennies. Do we figure the exchange rate on the day the wager was made or on the day of payment?
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F that, buddy. We'll come up with some other wager so you can give me $200. I'm off to NYC Sat, catch you in a couple of weeks.
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I got him in a prop bet once, and he paid me on the spot. Maybe it's because I have firearms and you're just a puzzy who lives in San Francisco.
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Firearms are a key. Few people fuk with me, and those that have.....
And I really love the Ruger mini-30 I recently purchased. It has a 3-9 x 36a Swarovski scope on it and I can blow the eyeball out of a Mountain Goat with this rifle at 150 yards.
-Zeno
asofel
08-03-2005, 08:01 PM
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I never had TV when I was growing up. The pop culture references are killers for me.
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ahh...well that's probably a good thing as i'm guessing the lack of brain crack has left you with considerably better functioning gray matter...
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Umm,... no. Then again, maybe.
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hahaha, well said.
wacki
08-03-2005, 08:23 PM
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I got him in a prop bet once, and he paid me on the spot. Maybe it's because I have firearms and you're just a puzzy who lives in San Francisco.
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This post is awesome.
On a side note, recognizing the names of all the posters in a thread is a rare thing this day in age. This thread is my favorite of the week.
asofel
08-03-2005, 08:33 PM
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I got him in a prop bet once, and he paid me on the spot. Maybe it's because I have firearms and you're just a puzzy who lives in San Francisco.
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This post is awesome.
On a side note, recognizing the names of all the posters in a thread is a rare thing this day in age. This thread is my favorite of the week.
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so very true. if only this was a normal post from OOT...
whiskeytown
08-03-2005, 08:46 PM
my grandpa did that to my mom one time - a $50 bet, but he saved Canadian change (which is fairly plentiful in MT, but not in CA, where she lives) - pretty useless payout...LOL
Grandpa didn't like losing bets - /images/graemlins/grin.gif
RB
ThaSaltCracka
08-03-2005, 09:08 PM
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I got him in a prop bet once, and he paid me on the spot. Maybe it's because I have firearms and you're just a puzzy who lives in San Francisco.
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This post is awesome.
On a side note, recognizing the names of all the posters in a thread is a rare thing this day in age. This thread is my favorite of the week.
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so very true. if only this was a normal post from OOT...
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samjjones
08-04-2005, 09:43 AM
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Hey Boris,
Where the f is my hundred dollars? Do you think you can just avoid me forever? Do you think I don't see through your ruse of inviting me to a baseball game, conveniently "forgetting" the fact that I'm in NYC that weekend? Then, when I'm in town, all of a sudden you have a "wedding" to go to? Give me a f'in break man. Get your sorry ass to SF and give me my goddamn money RIGHT NOW.
The bet, BTW, was whether or not casinos had to pay out winnings (slot jackpots, for example) to underage gamblers. Stupid Boris was positive they did.
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You should have just kicked him in the balls because that is the worst bet I have ever heard.
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