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Dynasty
07-30-2005, 05:29 PM
Somebody on Ebay is now selling a piece of toast (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5601561868) with the likeness of Albus Dumbledore on it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/2f_1_b.jpg

Here's the message on Ebay.

As I made my breakfast, I continued to sob uncontrollably. Learning of Dumbledore's death made it hard to concentrate on anything else. My stomach was in knots... I didn't want to eat but I knew that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So I went about fixing my breakfast as normally as I could (under the circumstances,I'm sure you understand)..

As my toast popped out I realized that it was HIM!!..

It was Dumbledore!!

He never really left me...

He was on my TOAST!!

I knew he was too important to Hogwarts, and the gang, to be gone for good! He's got so much unfinished business, and he needs help getting back to Hogwarts! Dumbledore's kindness and friendship should be experienced by all. I cannot be selfish and keep him to myself.

Say NO to He-who-must-not-be-named!

Show your loyalty to Dumbledore by giving him a chance to return where he belongs! Help him get there.

Remember if you win, please put him back on ebay, and give him a chance to travel some more! He must continue to look for the remaining horcruxes, and help Harry Potter defeat He-who-must-not-be-named once and for all!

dtbog
07-30-2005, 05:33 PM
From the auction:

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Over 100 hits so far.. I see there's lots of interest in this auction.. So I want to sweeten the pot! As a bonus, I will tell you who I think R.A.B. is!!!!

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WOO HOOO... ALMOST 200 HITS!!! AND SOO MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS .. IT'S MIND BLOWING! THANKS SO MUCH !!

I ALSO HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THE FAKE LOCKET.. IF YOU WIN I WILL TELL ALL MY SECRETS!


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Holy jesus. LOL

IggyWH
07-30-2005, 05:33 PM
When I read the topic, I thought to myself "I must not be cool because I don't have a damn clue who Professor Dumbledore is."

After reading this though, I realize I am in fact cool for not knowing who he is. Thanks for the self-esteem builder!

Matty
07-30-2005, 05:38 PM
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When I read the topic, I thought to myself "I must not be cool because I don't have a damn clue who Professor Dumbledore is."

After reading this though, I realize I am in fact cool for not knowing who he is. Thanks for the self-esteem builder!

[/ QUOTE ]Five bucks says you're a snotty Slytherin.

SpearsBritney
07-30-2005, 05:39 PM
Fess up Dynasty

dtbog
07-30-2005, 05:40 PM
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Five bucks says you're a Hufflepuff.

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FYP

mmbt0ne
07-30-2005, 05:43 PM
Good thing this toast is around. BECAUSE HE DIES IN THE LATEST BOOK!!!

SpearsBritney
07-30-2005, 05:44 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matty
07-30-2005, 05:50 PM
you bitch.

Dynasty
07-30-2005, 05:51 PM
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Good thing this toast is around. BECAUSE HE DIES IN THE LATEST BOOK!!!

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Amateur

Guy Spoils Ending of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince at Barnes & Noble (http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash)

Borscht Kills Smuppy Video (http://www.deviantart.com/view/20901361/)

Video: Hanks Gets Spoiled (http://hankspotter.ytmnd.com/)

Eurotrash
07-30-2005, 05:54 PM
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Good thing this toast is around. BECAUSE HE DIES IN THE LATEST BOOK!!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU BITCH!


YOU BITCH!

TimTimSalabim
07-30-2005, 05:54 PM
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Good thing this toast is around. BECAUSE HE DIES IN THE LATEST BOOK!!!

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Thank you, Captain Obvious.

mmbt0ne
07-30-2005, 05:54 PM
Wow, those guys are definitely a step or two above me. I wasn't even the first person in this thread to give it away. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

LeatherFace
07-30-2005, 06:09 PM
He'd make alot more money if he said it was jesus.

ChipWrecked
07-30-2005, 07:44 PM
Hopefully no one would wee on this the way they did the Virgin Mary on that wall in Chicago.

david050173
07-30-2005, 07:57 PM
This has golden palace written all over it.