I just got off the phone with God...

[CallMeIshmael]

And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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anybody got a hand basket? I'm going to need it...

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[siccjay]

It can't be that bad.

[jason_t]

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I stopped right here; this does not compute.

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[jason_t]

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How is he these days?

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Hey! Awesome! Another totally lame gimmick account!

[KDawgCometh]

c'mon jason, you know that you let out a slight laugh before you wrote that post

[jason_t]

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Nope. After that I thought: I know whose gimmick account this is and I expected better from him. His rhythm is broken. He's losing his touch. He's done and should retire while still somewhat on top.

[djoyce003]

come on, the first one was reasonably funny. I loved the terets (sp?) girl.

[CallMeIshmael]

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come on, the first one was reasonably funny. I loved the terets (sp?) girl.

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I hope you enjoy it as you writhe for an eternity! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[istewart]

Wedding Crashers preview?

[CallMeIshmael]

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Wedding Crashers preview?

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Nah, I saw a commercial for it during the daily show.

[kerssens]

Next time you talk to God, tell him I said "pop goes the weasel" ..... he'll know what it means.

[ClassicBob]

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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But the original introduced the immortal quote "I once dropped a cigar ash on his carpet...He made me pick it up...with my anus."

[jakethebake]

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[Bulldog]

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Yes, explanation please. I can't come up with a rule that was broken by this post.

[baby-jesus]

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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This is true. He told me there were too many groin jokes.
Now. I need to be changed.

[moondogg]

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Yes, explanation please. I can't come up with a rule that was broken by this post.

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I guess it offended some uptight hypersenstive douchebag atheist.

[Wes ManTooth]

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes baby jesus cry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Pocket Trips]

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I'm not exactly sure why but this actually made me LOL for a good minute or so

[baby-jesus]

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I figured that this went without saying.

[CCass]

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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What parts of the movie didn't D. Sklansky like?

[jakethebake]

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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What parts of the movie didn't D. Sklansky like?

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And why is Mat crying?

[PokerBob]

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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You needed God to tell you that?

[somethingstupid]

tell him i think he's rad

[DasLeben]

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I thought this was going to be a DXM trip report. Bastard.