Would you let your GF star in a porn orgy?

[Sponger15SB]

My girlfriend has been offered $500 to be the star of a massive gangbang, there are suppose to be as many as 100 guys at the place. She will be expected to perform the wobbly pelican, fitting as many dicks inside her mouth as possible, blowing several guys in a line, double stuffing, beer bongs filled with cum, etc.

The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend. They went out a few years ago, but it was nothing serious. I don't even know if they had sex, and that is part of the problem for me. I think she only wants to do this so she can blow and [censored] him and stuff. She claims that she isn't going to get any excitement out of all of the sex that day, and that she is only doing it for the money. There is also a good chance that she is going to be blindfolded and gagged for a good bit of time, so she might not even know she is [censored] him. How can I be so sure though? I trust her a lot, but this seems like a little too much for me to handle.

What is the correct play in this situation? Should I sit back and do nothing or should I let her star in this film? Any and all advice are welcome.

[DasLeben]

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[Voltron87]

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FUNNIEST POST EVER

[AngryCola]

D-

Too predictable and obvious.

EDIT-

Other people think this is funny? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
That explains the results of the "Best Comedy of the last 30 Years" polls.

[PITTM]

sounds trustworthy to me. id say give her a ring.

rj

edit: 8k posts too, well done.

[Yeti]

vnh

[shant]

Awesome.

[Reef]

pIz0n3e2WWd!!!11!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

She's not getting paid very much. Tell her she'll make more if she does gay porn.

[Piiop]

Are you participating in the gangbang?

[MoreWineII]

You beat me to it, my post making fun of all these ridiculous girlfriend threads wasn't going to be as well-thought out as yours though. gg.

[Hal 2000]

Read this at the same time I'm watching COPS with drunks trying to outrun them, and rolling their cars into ditches. Life is good.

[mslif]

I literally laughed out loud in my office! I really want to know what that is though:

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perform the wobbly pelican

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[asofel]

I've been waiting for you...obvious, but still funny.

[Sponger15SB]

It is when a chick is blowing 1 guy up front, and then she is jacking off two guys on the side.

[mslif]

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It is when a chick is blowing 1 guy up front, and then she is jacking off two guys on the side.

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That's talent!

[Piiop]

Wobbly (http://www.chesterimages.com/wobbly/)

So, it doesn't have anything to do with this?

[Willluck]

Not brilliant, but I chuckled. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Wobbly (http://www.chesterimages.com/wobbly/)

So, it doesn't have anything to do with this?

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I am very scared to click on this.

[Sponger15SB]

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Wobbly (http://www.chesterimages.com/wobbly/)

So, it doesn't have anything to do with this?

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I am very scared to click on this.

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Its hardcore porn, like goatse.cx but 10x worse. Its like rape, but with murder.

NSFW

[MagicMan08]

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Read this at the same time I'm watching COPS with drunks trying to outrun them, and rolling their cars into ditches. Life is good.

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AWESOME

[kipin]

Where can I download this bukkake fest?

[2+2 wannabe]

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Would you let your GF star

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i got this far

boring.....

[The once and future king]

On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

[gorie]

yes, i don't see what the fuss is about. it's just porn.

[bholdr]

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My girlfriend has been offered $500 to be the star of a massive gangbang, there are suppose to be as many as 100 guys at the place. She will be expected to perform the wobbly pelican, fitting as many dicks inside her mouth as possible, blowing several guys in a line, double stuffing, beer bongs filled with cum, etc.

The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend. They went out a few years ago, but it was nothing serious. I don't even know if they had sex, and that is part of the problem for me. I think she only wants to do this so she can blow and [censored] him and stuff. She claims that she isn't going to get any excitement out of all of the sex that day, and that she is only doing it for the money. There is also a good chance that she is going to be blindfolded and gagged for a good bit of time, so she might not even know she is [censored] him. How can I be so sure though? I trust her a lot, but this seems like a little too much for me to handle.

What is the correct play in this situation? Should I sit back and do nothing or should I let her star in this film? Any and all advice are welcome.

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lmao. nh.

[Sponger15SB]

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On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

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A few months ago there were tons of posts that were like "is <x> gay?" and then El Diablo made a post about whether it was gay for Bruiser and Daryn blowing eachother before the WPT event they played in even though they were just doing it to make themselves relaxed. (did I get the gist of that post right?)

Anyways I tried to search for it and couldn't find it (can someone??), but that was my motivation.

[razor]

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On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

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That about sums it up.

[BeerMoney]

This is "definitely a gray area". Since you trust her, ya, its definitely cool.

[ddollevoet]

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The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend.

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[eric5148]

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[Luv2DriveTT]

[censored] her.

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[KDawgCometh]

only if she lets you do an orgy with a bunch of female porn stars in return


funny thread, got a good chuckle out of it

[ihardlyknowher]

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My girlfriend has been offered $500 to be the star of a massive gangbang, there are suppose to be as many as 100 guys at the place. She will be expected to perform the wobbly pelican, fitting as many dicks inside her mouth as possible, blowing several guys in a line, double stuffing, beer bongs filled with cum, etc.

The only problem is that one of the guys is her ex-boyfriend. They went out a few years ago, but it was nothing serious. I don't even know if they had sex, and that is part of the problem for me. I think she only wants to do this so she can blow and [censored] him and stuff. She claims that she isn't going to get any excitement out of all of the sex that day, and that she is only doing it for the money. There is also a good chance that she is going to be blindfolded and gagged for a good bit of time, so she might not even know she is [censored] him. How can I be so sure though? I trust her a lot, but this seems like a little too much for me to handle.

What is the correct play in this situation? Should I sit back and do nothing or should I let her star in this film? Any and all advice are welcome.

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Only if she agrees to stab you with a knife and bitch about her jeans later.

[Lawrence Ng]

You definitely know how to live up to your title bro.

Post that pic where the girl is giving you a dry BJ. I love that pic.

Lawrence

[ILL34GL3]

[ QUOTE ]
D-

Too predictable and obvious.

EDIT-

Other people think this is funny? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
That explains the results of the "Best Comedy of the last 30 Years" polls.

[/ QUOTE ]
Swear to God this chick here is the most bitter bitch I've ever seen on a forum.

[The once and future king]

[ QUOTE ]
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On the one hand it is predictable, but on the other hand it needed to be said. You said it well.

C- for originality but B+ for composition.

[/ QUOTE ]

A few months ago there were tons of posts that were like "is <x> gay?" and then El Diablo made a post about whether it was gay for Bruiser and Daryn blowing eachother before the WPT event they played in even though they were just doing it to make themselves relaxed. (did I get the gist of that post right?)

Anyways I tried to search for it and couldn't find it (can someone??), but that was my motivation.

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I forgot.

Overall Z- because gut sliders/shark biscuits/speedbumps suck donkeys.