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asofel
07-28-2005, 04:26 PM
For those who don't know, its a blue collar comedy reference regarding people who say stupid [censored]...

This morning as I was getting a sausage/egg/cheese/onion bagel, I heard a lady say:


"What's in the mushroom and cheese omelette?"

"Mushroom and cheese"

"Oh!"


I looked at her for a moment, shook my head, and walked out.
Riskwise
07-28-2005, 04:38 PM
i tend to look at at people who say "heres your sign" for a second, shake my head, and walk out.
jakethebake
07-28-2005, 04:39 PM
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i tend to look at at people who say "heres your sign" for a second, shake my head, and walk out.

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My dad still says this, and that's pretty much what I do when he says it.
asofel
07-28-2005, 04:52 PM
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i tend to look at at people who say "heres your sign" for a second, shake my head, and walk out.

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funny. really.

i didn't say it. it was a quick subject related to what she said. if you don't find what she said funny, oh well.
astroglide
07-28-2005, 05:51 PM
wtf are you talking about? "here's your sign"?
codewarrior
07-28-2005, 05:56 PM
"Signs, signs.... everywhere there's signs......"
Brainwalter
07-28-2005, 05:57 PM
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wtf are you talking about? "here's your sign"?

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For those who don't know, its a blue collar comedy reference regarding people who say stupid [censored]...
astroglide
07-28-2005, 06:09 PM
i had to google just to realize what 'blue collar comedy' was
GrandmaStabone
07-28-2005, 09:48 PM
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"What's in the mushroom and cheese omelette?"

"Mushroom and cheese"



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I [censored] hate it when people say [censored] like this to me (I am talking about the restaurant workers response NOT the lady's question). She is asking what ELSE is in the omelett BESIDES mushroom and cheese. Is there any onion? Peppers? etc.

You stupid [censored] pricks try so hard to be sarcastic and smarter than everyone else that you interpret things incorrectly.
MagicMan08
07-28-2005, 10:02 PM
Agreed with the above statement.
Nottom
07-28-2005, 10:27 PM
Git-R-Done!
pokerdirty
07-28-2005, 10:45 PM
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i had to google just to realize what 'blue collar comedy' was

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...

here's your sign
jakethebake
07-29-2005, 08:10 AM
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She is asking what ELSE is in the omelett BESIDES mushroom and cheese. Is there any onion? Peppers? etc.

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I hate people that don't ask the question they want answered.
battschr
07-29-2005, 08:13 AM
...and I hate the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and everything associated with it.
moondogg
07-29-2005, 08:17 AM
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...and I hate the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and everything associated with it.

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Ron White's standup is pretty good. IMHO, he's the one redeeming aspect, and he obviously has the good sense to stay away from that damn TV show.
ChipWrecked
07-29-2005, 08:48 AM
When I ran a photo lab, I got these quite often:

Customer: I'd like a 5X7 of this.
Me: Great.
Customer: How big is that?


Customer: I'd like this developed in an hour.
Me: OK, we'll have it ready at 3:45.
Customer: What time is it now?
asofel
07-29-2005, 09:58 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


"What's in the mushroom and cheese omelette?"

"Mushroom and cheese"



[/ QUOTE ]


I [censored] hate it when people say [censored] like this to me (I am talking about the restaurant workers response NOT the lady's question). She is asking what ELSE is in the omelett BESIDES mushroom and cheese. Is there any onion? Peppers? etc.

You stupid [censored] pricks try so hard to be sarcastic and smarter than everyone else that you interpret things incorrectly.

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No.

I wasn't trying to be "smart", "sarcastic", or anything along those lines. She wasn't asking what else came in it. She just wanted to know what was in a "mushroom and cheese" in the omelette section. There's no saving that. Its dumb. As jake said, if you want to know what else is in it, fine, then say that.
NutzyClutz
07-29-2005, 10:55 AM
1) i'll have the #1 combo to go. WILL THAT BE TO GO?
2) I'll have ten big macs and four fries. WILL THAT BE TO GO?
3) I'll have two $1 double cheeseburgers that will be all. WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES?
4) Sign seen "Tattooing while you wait"
5) I'll have a table for one please. JUST ONE
6) WHAT TIME DID THE LAST BUS COME?
7) HEY IS THAT YOU?
8) Where are you? I"M OVER HERE
9) The hairstylist "IS THAT TOO SHORT?"
10) Policman "DO YOU KNOW WHY I STOPPED YOU"
11) Caller at 5 in the morning. "DID I WAKE YOU?"
12) May I speak to Mr Bigwig, WHO"S CALLING, nutzyclutz, LET ME SEE IF HE"S IN"