ANY line from ANY song or movie to describe how you feel now...

[WackityWhiz]

Shampoo is better, I go on first to clean the hair

Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth

Oh really fool

Really

:fighting:

Shower time, I'm looking forward to some good ones when I come back

[ClaytonN]

What's a good song to describe feeling "I'm single again and college starts in 2 weeks" /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[coffeecrazy1]

"Humans are not meant to sit in cubicles all day worrying about TPS reports." -Peter Gibbons

[Shajen]

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Harry: That's a special feeling Lloyd.

[Maulik]

i'm a loser baby

[Hamish McBagpipe]

You had best unf&ck yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh$t down your neck.

[ptmusic]

"Under Pressure"

".... and you cannot handle Pressure"

I'm starting bschool tomorrow, and the advance reading is very dense and very lengthy. There will be pop quizzes, cold-calling, and papers due in this 3 long day "boot camp" opening weekend. I will probably pull near-all nighters for the next three nights.

I'm freaking out a bit right now.

-ptmusic

[cbfair]

Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Weasley, Weasley.

Don't know if it describes the way I feel right now, but it sure is a catchy tune. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[wayabvpar]

"There is literally no one in the world I don't hate right now!"- Toby Ziegler, TWW

[Sightless]

I am Jack's wasted life.

[WackityWhiz]

"that's me masterbating in the shower. This is going to be the highlight of my day."

kevin spacey in american beauty

[imported_The Vibesman]

I'll have a hard time missin' you baby, with my pistol in your mouth.
You may be thinking of travelling north, woman, but your brains are staying south.


Sorry - feeling a bit surly today. Bad beats.

[SpearsBritney]

What do you want? Wanna go back to the sh!t job, fcukin' condo world, watching sitcoms? Fcuk you, I won't do it.

[Riskwise]

[ QUOTE ]
"Humans are not meant to sit in cubicles all day worrying about TPS reports." -Peter Gibbons

[/ QUOTE ]

i was gonna post that EXACT quote and also:

The element of progress,
that you mentions gone,
and de-evolved to something
you were headed toward.

As i lay to die
the things i think,
did i waste my time
i think i did.
I worked for life.

Agenda suicide,
the drones work hard before they die.

^^^ Long Session Motivator

[SpearsBritney]

What a happy bunch we all are! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[MrWookie47]

I'm running down the road,
gotta loosen my load,
I got seven women on my mind.
Four who wanna hold me,
two that wanna stone me,
one says she's a friend of mine.

Met a pretty cute girl last night out dancing, and she was as aggressive as she was cute. I couldn't keep her hands off of me. Unfortunately, she's mormon, and is definitely in "I want babies NOW!" mode. Alas, no pooper for me.

[Dex]

I’m gonna buy me a pistol, I think I’ll get a 44
Gonna buy me a pistol, I think I’ll get a 44
And when I get through shootin’, she won't bother me no more

- Doc Watson, Mean Mama Blues

[Alobar]

"you dont know what the hell is up now anyway
you got this pretty boy feeling like Im enslaved
to a world that never appreciated [censored]
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND [censored] LIKE IT"

So that everyone knows circumventing the filter by using mispelling will be treated the same as doing it with code. 2+2 has made the decision to not allow the use of certain words. This is 2+2's website and this will be enforced.

[RunDownHouse]

[ QUOTE ]
Willie: The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
[the kid stares at Santa]
Willie: Or don't. [censored]. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it.

[/ QUOTE ]

[PokerGoblin]

"I wish the world were a fly, and I were a giant rolled newspaper."

--Al Bundy

[jokerthief]

"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war." FLLV

[lucas9000]

"[censored] you. that's my name."

[Sponger15SB]

"I came to my senses and I chilled for a bit"

-Shoop, Salt n Peppa

[GrooveNougat]

Mmmmmmmmmmm.....now THAT is a tasty burger.

[Edge34]

"I could be mean, I could be angry, you know I could be just like you..."

Three Days Grace...drama loves me. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[NoOuts]

Lennon/McCartney harmony
"I'm a loossser"

[mslif]

Nailed inside my head,
[censored] this I don't need your [censored],
All the lies deceit and arrogance,
Talk your [censored] like my life is some kinda game,
Like you [censored]' know me,
Just go far away and be small,
Run far away and be small,
Go lie in a hole and be small,

I am not in a very good mood today!

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Interesting korn song to choose....

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

maybe that's a bit melodramatic

[James Boston]

Just got off work, I've got Friday and Monday off to attend a friend's bachelor party in New Orleans, so my song of choice:

Titties & Beer - Rodney Carrington

[TheCroShow]

"Nxxxa I'll smack that ho like I'm Jackie-O." The Game, 300 Bars

[Chairman Wood]

I'm waiting for my man.... 26 dollars in my hand.


It's going to be a fun night and weekend.

[kitaristi0]

"There are things that drift away, like our endless numbered days" - Iron & Wine

[offTopic]

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way

[Roy Munson]

In Kingpin I ask one of the old guys sitting on the steps "How's Life". He responds "Taking Forever".

[gorie]

i like big butts and i cannot lie.

[kitaristi0]

[ QUOTE ]
"There are things that drift away, like our endless numbered days" - Iron & Wine

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually, make that:

"My life is brilliant" - James Blunt

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
i like big butts and i cannot lie.

[/ QUOTE ]

haha nice

[touchfaith]

It's either...

The Toys - Smoke Two Joints

or...

The Cure - Killing An Arab

...I'm waiting to hear from Satan with further instructions.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

I'm so tired. I haven't slept a wink.

[Jules22]

Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong

[The Goober]

"[censored]s been driving me up the walls. Hoping that I fall, but they can lick my balls."

[WackityWhiz]

Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need

[Cumulonimbus]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm running down the road,
gotta loosen my load,
I got seven women on my mind.
Four who wanna hold me,
two that wanna stone me,
one says she's a friend of mine.

Met a pretty cute girl last night out dancing, and she was as aggressive as she was cute. I couldn't keep her hands off of me. Unfortunately, she's mormon, and is definitely in "I want babies NOW!" mode. Alas, no pooper for me.

[/ QUOTE ]

DUDE! That's what I was gonna post. I thought I was the only one who listened to the Eagles anymore! BTW, do you got any recommendations for similar songs that aren't on their greatest hits?

[Thythe]

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.

[scotty34]

"I take a candle and place it up on the mantle - then I grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the [censored] handle"

[whiskeytown]

The only thing that ever made sense to me are the words to a song from an American movie - Art Alexakis/Everclear

Lately, I've been feeling low,
A remedy is what I'm seeking,
I take a taste of what's below,
Come away to something better,
What I want is what I've not got,
But, what I need,
Is all around me,
Reaching, searching, never stop,
And I'll say...

-Jimi Thing, Dave Matthews Band

[djoyce003]

i'll do tv

"it's a dog eat dog world, and i'm wearing milk bone underwear"

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]

I'm lookin' for a dime, one that's top of the line, cute face, slim waist with a big behind.


[/ QUOTE ]

Yugoslav

[[censored]]

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

[Harv72b]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[krazyace5]

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

[Sgt. Hartman]

I am going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!

[AsiaKurosawa]

I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be

[zephed]

Well... Oh baby baby. You know when I see you walkin down the street
Oh baby baby, Well you lookin good enough to eat
Oh baby baby, I dont believe I've tasted this before
Oh baby baby, I want it now
And every mouthfull more of you.

[Talk2BigSteve]

Just woke up.

Have to be to work at 7AM.

so i will pick songs...

I am working for the weekend.

OR

I don't want to work, I just want to bang on me drum all day.

Steve

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

"I want to [censored] you like an animal."

[Sykes]

Rape me.

[unlucky513]

"note to self: remember, no matter how bad life gets, there is always beer" - norm macdonald, dirty work.

[Bulldog]

"Ohhhhh...no more yanky my wanky; the Donger needs food!"

[zephed]

Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

Squeeeeze it so hard I fall right out of bed.

[PocketJokers72]

"I'm lookin California...
...and feeling Minnesota"

Soundgarden - Outshined

[somethingstupid]

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