I'm in love with Jennifer Harmon. What should I do?

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Her eyes are like limpid pools of saphire. Her eyes, oh those eyes. That smile/smirk. The problem is that model looking husband of hers who also seems like he's a great guy. Oh well, maybe destiny will take over one day. Until then I can only hope to someday be at a final table with her at which point I would gladly fold all my hands to her...

[37offsuit]

After reading that post, I feel like I need a shower.

Man, are you creepy.

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After reading that post, I feel like I need a shower.

Man, are you creepy.

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AH. Poor Ye of no humor

[TaoTe]

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After reading that post, I feel like I need a shower.

Man, are you creepy.

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AH. Poor Ye of no humor

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And a restraining order.

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Her eyes are like limpid pools of saphire. Her eyes, oh those eyes. That smile/smirk. The problem is that model looking husband of hers who also seems like he's a great guy. Oh well, maybe destiny will take over one day. Until then I can only hope to someday be at a final table with her at which point I would gladly fold all my hands to her...

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i'll get the rope, you get the duct tape. now we just need someone to write the ransom note. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<font color="yellow">i kid i kid </font>

[utmt40]

sick bastards

[hotdog da 2rd]

I WAS ONLY KIDDING!

[slickpoppa]

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What should I do?

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Learning how to spell her name would be a good start.

[dlk9s]

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I'm in love with Jennifer Harmon. What should I do?

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Eliminate Marco Traniello.

[Easy E]

Golddigger

[Derek in NYC]

You should Google her and see if you can find out where she lives, so you can sneak into her bedroom at night, smell her underwear, and confess your love to her.

[IgorSmiles]

You could always give her your kidney.

[Easy E]

sure you were...

sick bastard

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Her eyes are like limpid pools of saphire. Her eyes, oh those eyes. That smile/smirk. The problem is that model looking husband of hers who also seems like he's a great guy. Oh well, maybe destiny will take over one day. Until then I can only hope to someday be at a final table with her at which point I would gladly fold all my hands to her...

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I think she'd be even more flattered if you knew how to spell her name. Dimwit.

[revots33]

She's about a 4.6 on Hot or Not.

[reecelights]

And people wonder why we see fewer Pros on this forum than we used to.

Am I the only one who misses having Greg Raymer, Annie Duke, Paul Phillips, etc. as regulars?

[Quicksilvre]

Nope. We've been RGP-ified.

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sick bastards

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There are too many people here without a sense of humor

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I'm in love with Jennifer Harmon. What should I do?

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Eliminate Marco Traniello.

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I can't! He seems like a great guy!

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Golddigger

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I love Jennifer so much that I would sign a pre-nup.

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You should Google her and see if you can find out where she lives, so you can sneak into her bedroom at night, smell her underwear, and confess your love to her.

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Sick Bastard /images/graemlins/wink.gif

I remember hearing she met Marco in a casino parking lot and they got married a month later, how freakin lucky is that for him

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Golddigger

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I love Jennifer so much that I would sign a pre-nup.

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Yeah, like you have more money than she does.

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I think she'd be even more flattered if you knew how to spell her name. Dimwit.

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You are soooo right. I need to get this ball rolling on the right foot. It's Harman. I'm sorry Jennifer. How can I make it up to you?

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Golddigger

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I love Jennifer so much that I would sign a pre-nup.

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Yeah, like you have more money than she does.

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I don't. That's why she would want me to sign I pre-nup which I would gladly do.

[Quicksilvre]

Ahhh, my bad. My brain got reversed.