Aliens land and offer you a ride.....

[ChipWrecked]

....back to their home planet, with various stops around the cosmos.

Catch: you can never come back, you will never be able to contact friends or loved ones, and you have to decide right now.

Do you go?

[krazyace5]

Hell no.

[-Skeme-]

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Hell no.

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[fingokra]

first no, then


how many, how big, what kind of weapons

maybe I just roll them, and take their fancy ship

[Jazza]

yes, this planet sucks

[billyjex]

can i still play online poker ?

[ChipWrecked]

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can i still play online poker ?

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/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Yes, but your chat privileges are revoked.

[RandomFluke]

It depends heavily on whether or not they are a race of sex-starved large-breasted amazons, or not.

[jakethebake]

Why would anyone go?

[daveymck]

No, I have someone who would not deserve to have me just dissapear, if I didnt have a daughter I would be tempted though.

[ChipWrecked]

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No, I have someone who would not deserve to have me just dissapear, if I didnt have a daughter I would be tempted though.

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Back in my single days, I would have gone in a heartbeat. [censored] this world. Now I have a reason to stay.

[fingokra]

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[Freakin]

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Hell no.

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[touchfaith]

Do they have Space Coke?

[PokerBob]

yes

[TheMainEvent]

It would depend on the vibe I got from the aliens. If they seemed like they really had some amazing stuff to show me, I would go in a heartbeat. But then again I just graduated college and I'm single and directionless.

[ddollevoet]

Are they female aliens?

[The once and future king]

[ QUOTE ]
Do they have Space Coke?

[/ QUOTE ]

I assume they have a non habit forming, no come down, better high alternative.

[Alobar]

uhm, why isnt this a poll?

yes I go

[ChipWrecked]

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uhm, why isnt this a poll?

yes I go

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[censored] all polls. Sick of 'em. Thanks for asking though.





No Coke. Pepsi.

[Lazymeatball]

Assuming they can offer good food and booze, I go in a heart beat.

[LeatherFace]

What about anal probing?

[jakethebake]

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What about anal probing?

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Did I say no before? Is it too late to change my mind?

[mmbt0ne]

Nope.

There's plenty of Earth I haven't seen, and won't be able to in my life time. Why go to another planet instead? So I can go where no other human has gone, and then not tell anyone who wants to hear about it? Eff that.

[stabn]

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uhm, why isnt this a poll?

yes I go

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[censored] all polls. Sick of 'em. Thanks for asking though.





No Coke. Pepsi.

[/ QUOTE ]

In that case i'm going.

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What about anal probing?

[/ QUOTE ]

Did I say no before? Is it too late to change my mind?

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Did you forget to log in as big steve before posting this?

[Shajen]

I've never understood it. These aliens have the technology to travel through space for long distances and the first thing they do is shove a rod up our asses?

What's up with that?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I've never understood it. These aliens have the technology to travel through space for long distances and the first thing they do is shove a rod up our asses?

What's up with that?

[/ QUOTE ]

It's kind of like a junket to Thailand for them.

edit: I'm guessing they're alien bachelor parties.

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]
I've never understood it. These aliens have the technology to travel through space for long distances and the first thing they do is shove a rod up our asses?

What's up with that?

[/ QUOTE ]

They are sponger-level kinky? They don't have assholes? They had a prop bet on whether or not a species would be dumb enough to let them?

[disjunction]

Two years ago, yes.

Now, maybe.

[EliteNinja]

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It depends heavily on whether or not they are a race of sex-starved large-breasted amazons, or not.

[/ QUOTE ]

Being Snu-snu'ed to death ain't so bad!


I'd go for it if I can bring my guitar.

[gorie]

depends whether or not they would allow me to call my mom first to let her know.

[mmbt0ne]

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depends whether or not they would allow me to call my mom first to let her know.

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gorie: Hey mom, I'm going up with some aliens to travel the stars and live on their planet. I'll see you, well, never.
Mrs. gorie: Ok dear. Well, don't let them SIIYP.
gorie: Moooooom (pronounced like ahhhh not oooo)
Mrs. gorie: Just saying. Love you.
gorie: Love you too.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
gorie: Moooooom (pronounced like ahhhh not oooo)


[/ QUOTE ]

but normally i say moooooooom (mooo, like a cow). why is it different this time ?

[mostsmooth]

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It would depend on the vibe I got from the aliens. If they seemed like they really had some amazing stuff to show me, I would go in a heartbeat.

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a spaceship to fly you all over the universe isnt amazing enough for you?

[mmbt0ne]

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gorie: Moooooom (pronounced like ahhhh not oooo)


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but normally i say moooooooom (mooo, like a cow). why is it different this time ?

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