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Rev. Good Will
07-27-2005, 04:53 PM
quick! i need to belittle the guy on my left talking about odds and stuff... what's the correct line?
GrunchCan
07-27-2005, 04:57 PM
If youre on PP you can invite him to a table. In the table name, type "dont tap the glass" or "STFU"

Usually I just wait for him to donk his stack off to me tho. The TCs end up being just as fishy as the fish!
MrWookie47
07-27-2005, 05:00 PM
I don't remember who, but someone here called a similar dude a math dork, and instigated a rivalry between the rest of the table and the dork, praising anyone who beat him in a hand. It was a reasonable suggestion, keeping the fish around to beat him, and making him look stupid.
irishpint
07-27-2005, 05:07 PM
mention that any 2 cards can win, and then ask him what the odds are that you have any 2 cards.
gharp
07-27-2005, 05:08 PM
Here's some good advice... (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=micro&Number=2866073&Forum =f21&Words=%2Bmath&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2866 073&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=15618&daterange =1&newerval=3&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bod yprev=#Post2866073)
UATrewqaz
07-27-2005, 05:09 PM
A suggestion

"Dude I know way more about poker than you, I watch it on TV sometimes"
Rev. Good Will
07-27-2005, 05:28 PM
[ QUOTE ]
A suggestion

"Dude I know way more about poker than you, I watch it on TV sometimes"

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nice... this is my favorite

I remembered parts of a different post that you guys put up, and I asked the dude what hand does he jack off with
NobodysFreak
07-27-2005, 09:09 PM
I had a similar situation today at PP. I just told everyone to chase away.
nomadtla
07-27-2005, 09:20 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I remembered parts of a different post that you guys put up, and I asked the dude what hand does he jack off with

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Or ask him to calculate the odds that he's gonna have to beat it tonight since he's a math nerd
Deamon2
07-27-2005, 09:42 PM
Is there any way we can use this to worsen his play? All the LP's will probably stay where they are, at least for a while. Why not try to make the TC give us a little more action by encouraging him when he makes a bad play? I don't think you'll get him to be quiet (they always play back at me /images/graemlins/grin.gif), so this might be something worth trying.

something like "you were getting 4:1 on the turn, of course you're gonna chanse that gut. nh dude."
Buckmulligan
07-27-2005, 10:01 PM
Accuse him of having never kissed a girl.