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sfer

07-27-2005, 02:56 PM

Clearly, the young man who has steam control issues is tilting heavily right now. Additionally, he is almost certainly still reading about himself because impotently reading about his banned-ass is just another good way to continue tilting.

For those who don't know, he also has the ability to bone strippers without having to pay them. It makes sense--he's a good looking guy and chicks dig the quiet imploding types. So, he's tilting, reading and tilting. How many strippers will he bone this week while he is banned just to blow off some steam? Will he beat any up? Will he pay for any services?

Also, not to change the subject, anyone think kurosh is furious that virtually none of the banned conversation is about him? If so, how much did neverwin's expectation spike this week?

[censored]

07-27-2005, 03:02 PM

I would like to say that I enjoy a good Kurosh post.

touchfaith

07-27-2005, 03:07 PM

I would like to say that I enjoy ho-ho's...

...And by ho-ho's, I mean hoe-hoe's...

...And by hoe-hoe's, I mean...

2 Hoe's.

07-27-2005, 03:08 PM

where are the calls of "Free Nitboy!"?

BottlesOf

07-27-2005, 03:08 PM

Bwahahahaha

spamuell

07-27-2005, 03:24 PM

Which mod is banning everyone?

mslif

07-27-2005, 03:25 PM

Well Kurosh did not start the whole f**** thread.
The banned discussion should be about the one who had the balls to start it.
As for the stippers, just keep us updated on the count /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Dynasty

07-27-2005, 03:29 PM

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Which mod is banning everyone?

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/shrug2.gif But, I would guess it's Mat.

Don't blame me. Dead is the only poster I've ever banned (besides spammers). That and a few two-day suspensions is all I've ever done in this area.

Banning posters isn't something I ever wanted to do.

KDawgCometh

07-27-2005, 03:44 PM

I have the over under at 3 strippers w/o paying this week. I'll go with a push

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 03:50 PM

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If so, how much did neverwin's expectation spike this week?

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What did this mean?

asofel

07-27-2005, 03:50 PM

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It makes sense--he's a good looking guy and chicks dig the quiet imploding types.

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I think its more the fact that he can take a number like

3 452 526 613 163 807 108 170 062 053 440 751 665 152

recognize it for what it is, and correct the OP who mistyped the thing. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2955969&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1) Its a little known fact that strippers love math ph.d's

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If so, how much did neverwin's expectation spike this week?

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lmao

asofel

07-27-2005, 03:51 PM

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If so, how much did neverwin's expectation spike this week?

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What did this mean?

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neverwin plays shorthanded poker well. kurosh has lost money to him before. evidently a lot /images/graemlins/smile.gif

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 03:51 PM

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Clearly, the young man who has steam control issues is tilting heavily right now. Additionally, he is almost certainly still reading about himself because impotently reading about his banned-ass is just another good way to continue tilting.

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I'm glad he's such a damn tilter. Otherwise how could the rest of us live with ourselves knowing nthere are people both that smart and able to sleep with strippers w/o paying?

jackdaniels

07-27-2005, 03:59 PM

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It makes sense--he's a good looking guy and chicks dig the quiet imploding types.

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I think its more the fact that he can take a number like

3 452 526 613 163 807 108 170 062 053 440 751 665 152

recognize it for what it is, and correct the OP who mistyped the thing. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2955969&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1) Its a little known fact that strippers love math ph.d's

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If so, how much did neverwin's expectation spike this week?

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lmao

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You know, I just read that post and must say that I am very impressed with these mad math skills. I thought the guy was an idiot because of that "nit" avatar that kept flashing (and making me happy I wasn't epileptic) - but I have new found admiration for him.

jason_t - get unbanned so I can read more of your posts. Hopefully some of your smarts will rub off on me.

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:01 PM

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neverwin plays shorthanded poker well. kurosh has lost money to him before. evidently a lot /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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oh yea. i knew that. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Voltron87

07-27-2005, 04:03 PM

jake, you realize were talking about online poker here, on computers, not in a casino? do you follow?

Soul Daddy

07-27-2005, 04:05 PM

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I think its more the fact that he can take a number like

3 452 526 613 163 807 108 170 062 053 440 751 665 152

recognize it for what it is, and correct the OP who mistyped the thing. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2955969&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1) Its a little known fact that strippers love math ph.d's

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I find it amusing that jason was the second to correctly point this out, yet no one gave any credit to the original while drooling over jason's post. That said, jason could obviously win the Nobel Prize for mathematics if he wants to.

jackdaniels

07-27-2005, 04:05 PM

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jake, you realize were talking about online poker here, on computers, not in a casino? do you follow?

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I didn't even know Jake played poker - thought he was the resident OOT "guy on the couch".

Live and learn I guess.

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:06 PM

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jake, you realize were talking about online poker here, on computers, not in a casino? do you follow?

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uh yea. why?

Voltron87

07-27-2005, 04:07 PM

im making a bad joke. do you actually play poker reglarly, once a week or more?

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:09 PM

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im making a bad joke. do you actually play poker reglarly, once a week or more?

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Yes. More.

LeatherFace

07-27-2005, 04:10 PM

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I think its more the fact that he can take a number like

3 452 526 613 163 807 108 170 062 053 440 751 665 152

recognize it for what it is, and correct the OP who mistyped the thing. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2955969&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1) Its a little known fact that strippers love math ph.d's

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I find it amusing that jason was the second to correctly point this out, yet no one gave any credit to the original while drooling over jason's post. That said, jason could obviously win the Nobel Prize for mathematics if he wants to.

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I've seen this happen a couple of times. I guess jason must have a very tasty dick.

Voltron87

07-27-2005, 04:10 PM

I have never seen you post in a poker strategy forum. ever. i also have never read the limit forums, so maybe thats why.

mslif

07-27-2005, 04:13 PM

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I guess jason must have a very tasty dick.

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I am wondering if he is reading this!
This thread should be called "ode to Jason t"

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:17 PM

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I have never seen you post in a poker strategy forum. ever. i also have never read the limit forums, so maybe thats why.

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I don't play limit. I lurk in the STT & MTT forums mostly, also the PL&NL forums.

I have posted in the strategy forums before.

Like Here. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1839817&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

IndieMatty

07-27-2005, 04:19 PM

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I have never seen you post in a poker strategy forum. ever. i also have never read the limit forums, so maybe thats why.

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I don't play limit. I lurk in the STT & MTT forums mostly, also the PL&NL forums.

I have posted in the strategy forums before.

Like Here. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1839817&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

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I can vouche for Jake at least having the PokerStars client downloaded.

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:20 PM

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I can vouche for Jake at least having the PokerStars client downloaded.

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/images/graemlins/grin.gif

stabn

07-27-2005, 04:21 PM

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I have never seen you post in a poker strategy forum. ever. i also have never read the limit forums, so maybe thats why.

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I don't play limit. I lurk in the STT & MTT forums mostly, also the PL&NL forums.

I have posted in the strategy forums before.

Like Here. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1839817&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

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I can vouche for Jake at least having the PokerStars client downloaded.

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Sweet. He's one step closer to a poker player than i am.

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:22 PM

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I didn't even know Jake played poker - thought he was the resident OOT "guy on the couch".

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Guy on the couch? I have an intellectually-stimulating job and everything. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Patrick del Poker Grande

07-27-2005, 04:24 PM

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I didn't even know Jake played poker - thought he was the resident OOT "guy on the couch".

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Guy on the couch? I have an intellectually-stimulating job and everything. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Are you still wearing that labcoat?

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:26 PM

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I didn't even know Jake played poker - thought he was the resident OOT "guy on the couch".

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Guy on the couch? I have an intellectually-stimulating job and everything. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Are you still wearing that labcoat?

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No. That was TSC. I'm so jealous of him though. Maybe I'll start wearing one anyway.

asofel

07-27-2005, 04:29 PM

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I have never seen you post in a poker strategy forum. ever. i also have never read the limit forums, so maybe thats why.

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I don't play limit. I lurk in the STT & MTT forums mostly, also the PL&NL forums.

I have posted in the strategy forums before.

Like Here. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1839817&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

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ahhh, i miss that thread. good times. and i still play AK from the cowgirl position like this:

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COWGIRL: YOU'RE A DOG TO COWBOYS SO BE THANKFUL THE GIRL'S RIDING YOU AND NOT THEM.

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jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:37 PM

I wonder if the banning of jason_t will prompt the return of shawn_p?

razor

07-27-2005, 04:39 PM

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I have an intellectually-stimulating job

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geez, I need one of those...

sublime

07-27-2005, 04:42 PM

what did jason do?

Patrick del Poker Grande

07-27-2005, 04:42 PM

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I didn't even know Jake played poker - thought he was the resident OOT "guy on the couch".

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Guy on the couch? I have an intellectually-stimulating job and everything. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Are you still wearing that labcoat?

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No. That was TSC. I'm so jealous of him though. Maybe I'll start wearing one anyway.

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Oh [censored]. I knew I'd [censored] that one up. I'm definitely off my game today.

jakethebake

07-27-2005, 04:45 PM

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Oh [censored]. I knew I'd [censored] that one up. I'm definitely off my game today.

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Understandable. Didn't some rocket go up recently? shouldn't you be too busy for 00t?

stabn

07-27-2005, 04:46 PM

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what did jason do?

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filter...

Patrick del Poker Grande

07-27-2005, 04:52 PM

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Oh [censored]. I knew I'd [censored] that one up. I'm definitely off my game today.

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Understandable. Didn't some rocket go up recently? shouldn't you be too busy for 00t?

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Pffft... by the time any rocket goes up, I'm long finished with the project.

jason_t

07-27-2005, 09:38 PM

I just heard about this thread. Very funny.

I will go to a strip club in NYC when I visit this weekend.

I /images/graemlins/heart.gif you Dave.

Clarkmeister

07-27-2005, 11:10 PM

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Dead is the only poster I've ever banned

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You banned Dead?? That rules!

KDawgCometh

07-27-2005, 11:11 PM

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Dead is the only poster I've ever banned

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You banned Dead?? That rules!

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I'm surprised that you missed that thread

ThaSaltCracka

07-27-2005, 11:15 PM

Patrick del Poker Grande

07-27-2005, 11:42 PM

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I didn't even know Jake played poker - thought he was the resident OOT "guy on the couch".

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Guy on the couch? I have an intellectually-stimulating job and everything. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Are you still wearing that labcoat?

[/ QUOTE ]WTF???

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I know. I'm sorry, man. I wasn't paying attention and I blew it. I'm still feeling shame.

PokerBob

07-27-2005, 11:52 PM

nnm

CallMeIshmael

07-27-2005, 11:55 PM

I think the only two left that we dont know about are Kurosh and CaseClosed.

Does anyone know?

SmileyEH

07-28-2005, 12:19 AM

who's jason_t?

-SmileyEH

nolanfan34

07-28-2005, 12:20 AM

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I think the only two left that we dont know about are Kurosh and CaseClosed.

Does anyone know?

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Both reinstated.

jason_t

07-28-2005, 08:28 AM

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I think its more the fact that he can take a number like

3 452 526 613 163 807 108 170 062 053 440 751 665 152

recognize it for what it is, and correct the OP who mistyped the thing. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2955969&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1) Its a little known fact that strippers love math ph.d's

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I find it amusing that jason was the second to correctly point this out, yet no one gave any credit to the original while drooling over jason's post. That said, jason could obviously win the Nobel Prize for mathematics if he wants to.

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There is no Nobel Prize in mathematics. Mathematicians like to tell the story that Alfred Nobel didn't designate any money for a prize for mathematicians because his wife cheated on him with a mathematician. That story isn't true, but we like to tell it anyway.

jakethebake

07-28-2005, 08:41 AM

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There is no Nobel Prize in mathematics. Mathematicians like to tell the story that Alfred Nobel didn't designate any money for a prize for mathematicians because his wife cheated on him with a mathematician. That story isn't true, but we like to tell it anyway.

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Was his wife a stripper?

kurosh

07-28-2005, 09:52 AM

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If so, how much did neverwin's expectation spike this week?

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What did this mean?

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neverwin plays shorthanded poker well. kurosh is up 12k lifetime on him /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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FYP

Soul Daddy

07-28-2005, 10:07 AM