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dtbog
07-26-2005, 11:29 AM
Has anyone here ever actually been cow tipping?

I want a trip report, if so. Having lived mostly in a Boston suburb and a college town, I've never been involved in tipping over a cow.

Lady Dont Tekno
07-26-2005, 11:34 AM
What I think is more interesting is that you grew up in Boston and came to Ithaca and I grew up in Ithaca and came to Boston.

IC or CU?

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LDT

jakethebake
07-26-2005, 11:35 AM
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Has anyone here ever actually been cow tipping?

I want a trip report, if so. Having lived mostly in a Boston suburb and a college town, I've never been involved in tipping over a cow.

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Yes. It's only fun if really drunk and naked.

TheMainEvent
07-26-2005, 11:43 AM
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Yes. It's only fun if really drunk and naked.

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Drunk + Naked + Cow somehow seems like an unwise combination

jakethebake
07-26-2005, 11:44 AM
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Yes. It's only fun if really drunk and naked.

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Drunk + Naked + Cow somehow seems like an unwise combination

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The really odd part is that cow tipping was not planned. We just happened to end up in a cow pasture drunk and naked.

TheTROLL
07-26-2005, 11:44 AM
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Has anyone here ever actually been cow tipping?


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Cow tipping is not real. It does not go on.

Discuss.

dtbog
07-26-2005, 11:45 AM
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What I think is more interesting is that you grew up in Boston and came to Ithaca and I grew up in Ithaca and came to Boston.

IC or CU?

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LDT

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CU.

Where are you in Boston?

dtbog
07-26-2005, 11:48 AM
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The really odd part is that cow tipping was not planned. We just happened to end up in a cow pasture drunk and naked.

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LOL

... so how'd it go? any funny bullshit to report?

(HA!)

Lady Dont Tekno
07-26-2005, 11:48 AM
I go to Northeastern, middler year (3 of 5).

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LDT

Patrick del Poker Grande
07-26-2005, 11:50 AM
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How you like the rake at TStone?

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Whoah whoah whoah!

TheMainEvent
07-26-2005, 11:51 AM
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The really odd part is that cow tipping was not planned. We just happened to end up in a cow pasture drunk and naked.

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So did it actually work? We found out that cows are not as sound sleepers as advertised...

dtbog
07-26-2005, 11:51 AM
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Whoah whoah whoah!

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*sidesteps carefully*

So.... I work at a local garden shop.... uhh... we had to prune the hedges at a nearby business... you know... big resort hotel type, a bunch of slot machines. never been in there, though -- damn degenerate gamblers.

djoyce003
07-26-2005, 11:52 AM
i've done it, it's not that much fun, plus the cows can get hurt pretty badly actually.

Crveballin
07-26-2005, 11:54 AM
I tried when I was in college in Harrisonburg VA after drinking all night. Let me say it didnt go as planned. When we got out there at about 3AM, the cows were not sleeping at all. We got out in the pasture and they were onto it from the start. The cows all lined up in a straight line across the pasture and then started to run towards us. Needless to say we booked it up and over the fence and never tried again. I think its a myth. If they can lay down in the grass why wouldnt they sleep like that?

Patrick del Poker Grande
07-26-2005, 11:55 AM
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If they can lay down in the grass why wouldnt they sleep like that?

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If you could sleep standing up, why wouldn't you?

dtbog
07-26-2005, 11:55 AM
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The cows all lined up in a straight line across the pasture and then started to run towards us.

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!!!!!

Old-school military style?

(LOL, did any of you play Diablo? the computer game, not the masked man.)

dtbog
07-26-2005, 11:56 AM
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plus the cows can get hurt pretty badly actually.

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Yeah, I'd imagine.. seems sort of like salt+slugs or BB guns+birds to me

jakethebake
07-26-2005, 12:02 PM
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The really odd part is that cow tipping was not planned. We just happened to end up in a cow pasture drunk and naked.

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So did it actually work? We found out that cows are not as sound sleepers as advertised...

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Three of us shoved at once. The cow kinda scrambled up and trotted off. It wasn't really anything special except that we were drunk and naked doing it.

Crveballin
07-26-2005, 12:19 PM
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If they can lay down in the grass why wouldnt they sleep like that?

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If you could sleep standing up, why wouldn't you?

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Only if I absolutely had to. I dont think it would be that comfortable.

jakethebake
07-26-2005, 12:21 PM
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If they can lay down in the grass why wouldnt they sleep like that?

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A lot of the time they actually do sleep lying down.