Be A Man Damnit!

[ThaSaltCracka]

So inside my new Maxim, they had an article with R. Lee Ermey, Gordon Liddy, Evel Knievel, Merle Haggard, and Jack La Lane, asking them various questions. Sorry for any sexist content, but these are some old farts.

Some gems....

Do you think todays men are soft?
Ermey: [censored], I could lock my kid in his bedroom with his nintendo, and all I would need to do is throw him a damn peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk, and he would never leave.

How was life different when you were 25?
Ermey: Morals have changed, there were things you didn't do, like wear your pants down so you could see your ass crack. And the kid with the baggy pants can't understand why he didn't get the job. Look in the mirror, you puke.

What do you think about men who shave their chest hair?
Haggard: That's horseshit! They ain't got nothing better to do so, so they come up with....shaving their ass. Horseshit!!

How does a real man settle a dispute?
Knievel: Some men have cheated me, and I absolutely felt they needed killing, but because of my belief in God, I drew the line right at murder. Avoiding confrontation is the best way to go. After going to jail for beating that guy up with the baseball bat, I don't want to go back.

Do you think women wear the pants in the relationship now?
La Lane: See, that's the problem with men- they're being dominated by women. My wife tries to dominate me, but I am pretty strong. I'll kick her in the butt, where her brains are.

Whats the most annoying thing about women today?
Knievel: Women who stand up in public, beat their hands on the chest, and say "I'm greater than thou!" They forget they have a beautiful set of tits on their chest. They shouldn't beat themselves so hard.

[DarkForceRising]

I wonder what these guys would think of your "Sorry for any sexist content" comment.

[SmileyEH]

I'm never getting old.

-SmileyEH

[DarkForceRising]

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I'm never getting old.

-SmileyEH

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I'll bet these guys would [censored] circles around you, Mr. Sensitivity.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I wonder what these guys would think of your "Sorry for any sexist content" comment.



[/ QUOTE ]I just don't want to be banned because some pussy took offense to some old man.

[DarkForceRising]

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I wonder what these guys would think of your "Sorry for any sexist content" comment.



[/ QUOTE ]I just don't want to be banned because some pussy took offense to some old man.

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nh. These are scary times.

[tdarko]

Dark Force, who is that in your avatar?

[Sponger15SB]

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Be A Man Damnit!

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CF348.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Is this manly enough for you?

[eric5148]

"Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft
Doin telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin from Macho like I got a disease
Dude, please, your pay per view event was a joke
You're avoidin Randy Savage cause you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause like Rodney Dangerfield you gets no respect
So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check"

"We gonna do the damn thing so I hope y'all ready
Savage Man's gonna rip the microphone like confetti
And rock steady, you should've never got me started
in this rap game, now y'all are dearly departed
That's retarded - a wrestler comin off like this
One that's lyrically inclined with a mic in his fist
It's the Savage man with the master plan
I gotcha wavin ya hands sayin (that's my jam)
Now, everybody's kind shocked and amazed that
Macho Man's got yo' head in a daze and
I'm bout to start a brand new rap craze, cause
I'll crush ya in the ring as well as the stage
So everybody come on put ya hands up high
Cause we're comin with a sound that you can't deny
It's the M-A/C-H/O-M/A-N
No I'm not playin, I got the place in mayhem"

[DarkForceRising]

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Dark Force, who is that in your avatar?

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PokerJo.

Seriously, though, her name is Bea Flora. Freeones.com has a bunch of galleries of her. Great looking, all natural juggs but, sadly, she doesn't spread. Strangely, that adds to her appeal.

Happy jerking.

[tdarko]

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"Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft
Doin telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin from Macho like I got a disease
Dude, please, your pay per view event was a joke
You're avoidin Randy Savage cause you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster, you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cause like Rodney Dangerfield you gets no respect
So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check"

"We gonna do the damn thing so I hope y'all ready
Savage Man's gonna rip the microphone like confetti
And rock steady, you should've never got me started
in this rap game, now y'all are dearly departed
That's retarded - a wrestler comin off like this
One that's lyrically inclined with a mic in his fist
It's the Savage man with the master plan
I gotcha wavin ya hands sayin (that's my jam)
Now, everybody's kind shocked and amazed that
Macho Man's got yo' head in a daze and
I'm bout to start a brand new rap craze, cause
I'll crush ya in the ring as well as the stage
So everybody come on put ya hands up high
Cause we're comin with a sound that you can't deny
It's the M-A/C-H/O-M/A-N
No I'm not playin, I got the place in mayhem"

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haha i just had to live with a host family for awhile and they were wrestling addicts and even though they hate rap and they were borderline racists they for some reason loved this [censored]!

[tdarko]

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Happy jerking

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always.

[eric5148]

I first heard that song when Savage was a guest on Loveline. It was so funny after the song, Adam was obviously trying very hard not to laugh his ass off, he was like "well, uh... that's actually not too bad."

[JaBlue]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH

[ThaSaltCracka]

STEP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!


Bump also.

[Blarg]

I love these dudes.

[miajag81]

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R. Lee Ermey, Gordon Liddy, Evel Knievel, Merle Haggard, and Jack La Lane

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I'm just wondering why they grouped a filthy [censored] crook in with 4 actual tough guys.

[WEASEL45]

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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

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fyp

[ThaSaltCracka]

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R. Lee Ermey, Gordon Liddy, Evel Knievel, Merle Haggard, and Jack La Lane

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I'm just wondering why they grouped a filthy [censored] crook in with 4 actual tough guys.

[/ QUOTE ]I dunno, he doesn't really say anything funny either.

[Mr. Zero]

This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection.

[Blarg]

Liddy is a total arsehole, but he's famous for a challenge where you each hold your hand in a match flame and whoever takes it out first loses. He's supposedly held his hand in the flame for a good while after the flesh was noticeably burning.

As one of Nixon's political operatives said when Liddy proposed setting up the Democrats with whores and then photographing it and releasing it to the public, "Thank god he's on our side!"

The guy is a dirtbag of a high order, and morality doesn't seem to be his strong point, but as far as macho goes, he's got a deserved reputation for being the real deal.

[ChipWrecked]

Pffffft.

Liddy is the father of the Stacked and Packed (www.stackedandpacked.com) calendar. Hot chicks with guns. WTF has Merle Haggard done for us lately? I thought he was dead.

[-Skeme-]

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STEP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

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You can't be serious.

[Wally]

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I'm just wondering why they grouped a filthy [censored] crook in with 4 actual tough guys.

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Liddy would beat your [censored] ass.

[SparkyDog]

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Liddy is a total arsehole, but he's famous for a challenge where you each hold your hand in a match flame and whoever takes it out first loses. He's supposedly held his hand in the flame for a good while after the flesh was noticeably burning.

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Hmmm... that was actually a wager between me and some friends not too long ago. I had mine in for a full minute.

[ChipWrecked]

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Liddy is a total arsehole, but he's famous for a challenge where you each hold your hand in a match flame and whoever takes it out first loses. He's supposedly held his hand in the flame for a good while after the flesh was noticeably burning.

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Hmmm... that was actually a wager between me and some friends not too long ago. I had mine in for a full minute.

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That boast is worthless without pics.

[Blarg]

I agree. Find it hard to believe, nothing personal.

[ChipWrecked]

G-Man's 'Stacked and Packed' model search for this year is almost over. Get your gf, sister, or hell, mom, to pose in some neggie with a firearm and send that sucker in!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/stack.jpg

[Blarg]

Not bad. Women and revolving just go together.