Favorite Nut

[IronDragon1]

EDIT: Per my suck at polls other now equals macadamia

[lucas9000]

stop namin nuts!

http://www.detnews.com/2000/entertainment/1013/mguest/mbestofshow.jpg

[gorie]

it's pretty close between cashew and pistachio. i might have voted for pistachio, but i quickly remembered what it tastes like to get a rotten one. ewwwww.

[TylerD]

pistachos are the most fun.

[M2d]

macadamia

[Benal]

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macadamia

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[swede123]

Polls w/o seeding/suggestion rounds are deadly. Yup, Macadamia wins it.

Swede

Oh! Nuts! Excellent! You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people. Hazel...and filbert.

[Phat Mack]

Black Walnut

[Shajen]

busted.

[siccjay]

Usually on the face or lower back is nice too.

Stomach but only if she rubs it in.

[DaveKForty7]

Left, no, right.

[bugstud]

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Usually on the face or lower back is nice too.

Stomach but only if she rubs it in.

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wondered how long it'd take for this one

[mslif]

salty peanuts....

[DoubleClutch]

Macadamia (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=macadamia)

[MrTrik]

Pistachio. Cashews a close second.

[spamuell]

I genuinely expected the poll options to be left and right before I opened this thread. I'm glad they weren't though, that's not a decision I'd feel comfortable making in their presence.

[wheeler]

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macadamia

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[Beantown]

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls:

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking:) Sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't pafer me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby� baby! You just burnt my balls!
Help me my balls are on fire, come on baby, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on me! My balls are burning! O my goodness, blow on them, blow on them, do something!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
Suck on my balls baby,
Suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls!
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)

[fingokra]

usually the first one, but uhmm if its been a while maybe the second one

[kipin]

Cashews are not a nut.

[Spaded]

Peanuts are legumes, not nuts! But they are the bomb. Everytime i eat them i feel sorry for those deathly allergic to them.

[Stellastarr]

I like the busta kinda.

[ChipWrecked]

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Cashews are not a nut.

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Meh. Neither are peanuts, they are a legume.

[pokerdirty]

mmmm, brazil nuts

gotta love them 'nigger toes'

[xorbie]

I voted cashews but I love hazelnut is chocolate so much that I almost voted for it.

[AsiaKurosawa]

left.

[Klepton]

i just wanted to say the only reasoni opened this post was to see how comical OOT can be.

i wasn't that impressed

[sexdrugsmoney]

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i just wanted to say the only reasoni opened this post was to see how comical OOT can be.

i wasn't that impressed

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That is true, I was suprised no one said:

DEEZ NUTS!!!

Anyway ... I voted other, I like Beer Nuts.