Let's stop the war, and stick to poker

[ADAMtheEXPERT]

Ok, all you people who just could not get the humor of Adam the Expert. In order to be more commercial viable, I have made a deal with the readers on other sites: I will drop the bragging and third person, and try to curb my comma consumption.

In return, I want a stop to the personal attacks and insults.


I realize, that for those unfamiliar with Adam the Expert, and who have not done the research, My claims would be RATHER HARD, to believe.

Take a look on GOOGLE and read my most popular articles.

Look around: you'll see that ADAM knows what he's talking about.


So, OK, in order to show you TWO PLUS TWO readers, of the mastery that is Adam the Expert, I'm gonna let the most ARDENT ATE detractors here, pick the subject(s) of an article, to test and demonstrate just what I know, and what I can do.


go ahead and think of the most complicated, sophtisticated topic, something that has NOT been addressed by and OTHER famous author.

I will then write an article, on said subjects, in my new PEOPLE-friendly style.





Adam, the disturbed, yet talented poker writer

[fimbulwinter]

[ QUOTE ]
Ok, all you people who just could not get the humor of Adam the Expert. In order to be more commercial viable, I have made a deal with the readers on other sites: I will drop the bragging and third person, and try to curb my comma consumption.

In return, I want a stop to the personal attacks and insults.


I realize, that for those unfamiliar with Adam the Expert, and who have not done the research, My claims would be RATHER HARD, to believe.

Take a look on GOOGLE and read my most popular articles.

Look around: you'll see that ADAM knows what he's talking about.


So, OK, in order to show you TWO PLUS TWO readers, of the mastery that is Adam the Expert, I'm gonna let the most ARDENT ATE detractors here, pick the subject(s) of an article, to test and demonstrate just what I know, and what I can do.


go ahead and think of the most complicated, sophtisticated topic, something that has NOT been addressed by and OTHER famous author.

I will then write an article, on said subjects, in my new PEOPLE-friendly style.





Adam, the disturbed, yet talented poker writer

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can you give me a rundown on how to construct an EV neutral turn checkraising range in NL? or proper technique for SIIHP is good too.

fim

[Non_Comformist]

Adam,

Hi

Blade

[ADAMtheEXPERT]

Joke responces, will not be tolerated. First of all, abbreviations are NOT permitted in the world of ATE

obviously, you are just throwing togehter terms that you've heard, much the same as a parrot repeats what it hears, without knowing the meaning.

One done NOT strive to do ANYTHING that is "EV neutral"

[ADAMtheEXPERT]

Geeeeze just "hi"? Well, maybe you were pressed for time, so I'll return the greeting:


Hi

[EStreet20]

You're still a dick.
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Matt

[fimbulwinter]

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Joke responces, will not be tolerated. First of all, abbreviations are NOT permitted in the world of ATE

obviously, you are just throwing togehter terms that you've heard, much the same as a parrot repeats what it hears, without knowing the meaning.

One done NOT strive to do ANYTHING that is "EV neutral"

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hahaha, you're not the best troll out there, but i like the level of effort.

fim

[Dov]

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or proper technique for SIIHP is good too.

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Classic. This is pretty intuitive for most people though.

ATE, can you tell me where I can get updates for my pattern mapper? Ever since Party changed their HH format, mine's not working as well as it used to.

Thanks.

[phish]

I've read enough of your post to know that you're a mediocre player at best. You're no expert at anything having to do with poker.

[BottlesOf]

ATE, you have quickly risen to become one of my favorites.

[dogmeat]

Since you are ready to write an article on any subject that has not been addressed here, please begin your work on Einstein's second theory of relativity.

Make sure you include what this theory means to us, what it does to our conception of the universe, how Professor Stephen Hawking's views have molded this theory (while actually bending to a large extent over the past twenty years), and of course you will want to add your own views with regard to equating gravity with accelated motion.

It probably isn't necessary to add the work of Christian Huygens with regard to the first theory of 'energy is equal to mass times the speed of light', but there are some interesting tie-ins to an enlightening and the nature of light, and of course to the later theory's loss of light.

Make sure you use standard APA format

I look forward to a refreshing and enlightened view of this topic, and the subsequent discussion it will provide for this forum.

Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[IndieMatty]

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ATE, you have quickly risen to become one of my favorites.

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I'll pay you cash money to ban him.

[Perseus]

ATE in two years you havn't changed a bit. At least you stopped typing in all caps.

I look forward to not only reading whatever article you write, but also the responses that trash it.

An old UPF lurker...

Jon

[benfranklin]

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I will drop the bragging and third person

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Look around: you'll see that ADAM knows what he's talking about.

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That lasted a long time /images/graemlins/mad.gif

How about holding your breath. How long can you do that?

[shant]

You should seriously consider writing an article on a first-hand account of what killing yourself feels like.

[Petomane]

The 2+2 website is clogged with worthless posters like this one - I wish the moderator would weed out posts that contribute nothing. Luckily, Adam "the Expert" shows all the characteristics of self-important players who pay my rent every month.

[tek]

I'll be at St. Croix playing NL on Thus afternoon. Bring a couple of buy ins. I need some cash /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Stork]

How about you write about a man's game- heads up limit holdem.

[Klepton]

how about you troll by writng one liner's like "gays don't bluff" or "smoothcall is awesome"

i didn't read your post, it was too long

[IndieMatty]

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how about you troll by writng one liner's like "gays don't bluff" or "smoothcall is awesome"

i didn't read your post, it was too long

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This is a good idea.

[Greg J]

Adam:

Why do you continually insist on how great you are? You never addressed my question of your open limp on the button in that last "article" you wrote. To me at least, your poker advise seems pretty bad. To be blunt, I'm not sure you even know what the hell you are talking about with regards to poker. I don't say this to be mean or dismissive, but to state what I think is a fact. I really think you have much more to learn from 2+2 than it has to learn from you.

EDIT: I feel silly responding like this to someone I think could easily be a troll getting kicks out of serious responses like this. But then again I think the chances of this guy being serious might be as high as 50%.

[KDawgCometh]

damn you, I just spat my water all over my pillow becasue of your resonse, good show my man, good show /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Adam:

Why do you continually insist on how great you are? You never addressed my question of your open limp on the button in that last "article" you wrote. To me at least, your poker advise seems pretty bad. To be blunt, I'm not sure you even know what the hell you are talking about with regards to poker. I don't say this to be mean or dismissive, but to state what I think is a fact. I really think you have much more to learn from 2+2 than it has to learn from you.

EDIT: I feel silly responding like this to someone I think could easily be a troll getting kicks out of serious responses like this. But then again I think the chances of this guy being serious might be as high as 50%.

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I can confirm that he is 100% serious and believes everything he says.

[jman220]

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Adam:

Why do you continually insist on how great you are? You never addressed my question of your open limp on the button in that last "article" you wrote. To me at least, your poker advise seems pretty bad. To be blunt, I'm not sure you even know what the hell you are talking about with regards to poker. I don't say this to be mean or dismissive, but to state what I think is a fact. I really think you have much more to learn from 2+2 than it has to learn from you.

EDIT: I feel silly responding like this to someone I think could easily be a troll getting kicks out of serious responses like this. But then again I think the chances of this guy being serious might be as high as 50%.

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He also never answered my legitimate question to his "BRAM" article. Adam, how can you advocate that new players should play low limit holdem in casinos and not online when taking into account the horrible rake structure of low limit holdem in a Brick and Mortar Casino? How can someone who is new at poker and maybe only a little better than breakeven possibly hope to make a profit when losing so many bb's per hour in rake?

[SmackinYaUp]

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ATE, you have quickly risen to become one of my favorites.

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I hope nobody objects to me going just slightly off topic in the middle of this thought provoking and complex thread but I just gotta know...
Where did your name come from? I went to the comedy club a month ago and saw a guy named Johnny Boom Boom something performing and he was one of the funniest sumbitches I've ever heard. I laughed, cried, and almost pissed.

[BottlesOf]

No connection. But please pm me any info you can on that guy.

[SmackinYaUp]

Wow that was a lightning quick response, I didn't even get to edit in time. I shall PM you if I find anything.

Resume the flight, I'm done hijacking.

[gasoltub]

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First of all, abbreviations are NOT permitted in the world of ATE

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and from the infamous brick and mortar post:
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Give it a try, if you ain't 'a ever played in a BRAM game

(Ed note "BRAM" is ATE's way of saying "brick and morter"

I always come up with my own expressions, I don't like to use non-original material.

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[Zetack]

Hmm, apparently this is not a thread about a poker related initiative to end the war in Iraq.

[Cosimo]

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First of all, abbreviations are NOT permitted in the world of ATE

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and from the infamous brick and mortar post:
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Give it a try, if you ain't 'a ever played in a BRAM game

(Ed note "BRAM" is ATE's way of saying "brick and morter"

I always come up with my own expressions, I don't like to use non-original material.

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There can be only two explanations: the guy is 100% idiot, or this is a really good troll. I'm actually for option A.