She's just a freind! (or: my parents are nuts)

[bholdr]

I'm going to the ocean to go camping with my parents this next weekend. my sister and brothers are also goins, as are my grandparents, uncle, and a good chunck or our extended family (it's out annual family camping trip). anyway, i mentioned to them tonight that my freind celeste will be coming with me, and they all start asking.... questions. you know.

So she IS just a freind, one of those rare females that i have a fantastic PLATOINOIC relationship with. we've been buds for a long time, five years or so. I'm going to be surfing, and she wants to learn. BUT, both my parents and my sibs don't believe me when i say that we're JUST freinds (she IS very hot, but, no.). We'll be sharing my van for sleeping space, but i don't want my family to get the wrong impression, because A: she's kind of a nut, and B: she's JUST A FREIND, DAMMIT.

so. i guess there's no real question, or even a point, to this post, but DAMN, my family is a pain in the ass, and i knoW they'll all be 'talking' the whole trip, and i don't wanna deal with it (I TOLD them...). I'm halfway tempted to leave here in the city, but, what'r you gonna do, they're family, and she's a freind...

WHY DON'T YOU GET IT? geez.

(btw, there is ZERO chance of anything 'happening' on this trip.)

grrrrr.


WHY MUST LIFE BE SO COMPLICATED? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS CRAP!? [/rant]

[Claunchy]

So she's not into you huh? That sucks.

[kurosh]

I before e except after c.

[2+2 wannabe]

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So she's not into you huh? That sucks.

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haha that's what i got from the post too

seriously though - tell everyone to [censored] off

[Claunchy]

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I before e except after c.

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And when sounding like a, as in neighbor or weigh.

[pokerdirty]

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I'm going to the ocean to go camping with my parents this next weekend. my sister and brothers are also going, as are my grandparents, uncle, and a good chunk or our extended family (it's our annual family camping trip). anyway, i mentioned to them tonight that my friend celeste will be coming with me, and they all start asking.... questions. you know.

So she IS just a friend, one of those rare females that i have a fantastic PLATONIC relationship with. we've been buds for a long time, five years or so. I'm going to be surfing, and she wants to learn. BUT, both my parents and my sibs don't believe me when i say that we're JUST freinds (she IS very hot, but, no.). We'll be sharing my van for sleeping space, but i don't want my family to get the wrong impression, because A: she's kind of a nut, and B: she's JUST A FRIEND, DAMMIT.

so. i guess there's no real question, or even a point, to this post, but DAMN, my family is a pain in the ass, and i know they'll all be 'talking' the whole trip, and i don't wanna deal with it (I TOLD them...). I'm halfway tempted to leave here in the city, but, what'r you gonna do, they're family, and she's a friend...

WHY DON'T YOU GET IT? geez.

(btw, there is ZERO chance of anything 'happening' on this trip.)

grrrrr.


WHY MUST LIFE BE SO COMPLICATED? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS CRAP!? [/rant]

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FYP

drink much?

[Claunchy]

Okay, I was trying to refrain from being a nit, but it's PLAtonic, not plutonic or platoinoic or whatever other horrible bastardization of that word we can come up with.

[pokerdirty]

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Okay, I was trying to refrain from being a nit, but it's PLAtonic, not plutonic or platoinoic or whatever other horrible bastardization of that word we can come up with.

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that's what i had

[bholdr]

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I'm going to the ocean to go camping with my parents this next weekend. my sister and brothers are also going, as are my grandparents, uncle, and a good chunk or our extended family (it's our annual family camping trip). anyway, i mentioned to them tonight that my friend celeste will be coming with me, and they all start asking.... questions. you know.

So she IS just a friend, one of those rare females that i have a fantastic PLATONIC relationship with. we've been buds for a long time, five years or so. I'm going to be surfing, and she wants to learn. BUT, both my parents and my sibs don't believe me when i say that we're JUST freinds (she IS very hot, but, no.). We'll be sharing my van for sleeping space, but i don't want my family to get the wrong impression, because A: she's kind of a nut, and B: she's JUST A FRIEND, DAMMIT.

so. i guess there's no real question, or even a point, to this post, but DAMN, my family is a pain in the ass, and i know they'll all be 'talking' the whole trip, and i don't wanna deal with it (I TOLD them...). I'm halfway tempted to leave here in the city, but, what'r you gonna do, they're family, and she's a friend...

WHY DON'T YOU GET IT? geez.

(btw, there is ZERO chance of anything 'happening' on this trip.)

grrrrr.


WHY MUST LIFE BE SO COMPLICATED? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS CRAP!? [/rant]

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FYP

drink much?

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yes. as i was writing this, i even thought that maybe i'd misspelled 'friend', and i went back and looked at it and was like 'nah! you're being paranoid.'. maker's mark, neat, for me tonight.

whatever.

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So she's not into you huh? That sucks.

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if she wasn't into me, i'd have said that she isn't into me. it just ain't happ-n'.

Tell em she's a tranny.

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men and women cannot be friends unless the chick is ugly.

[masse75]

Tell your parents that you enjoy beefy cock. That should shut them up.

[bholdr]

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Tell em she's a tranny.

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lmao! nh. who's gimmick account are YOU? heh.

[youtalkfunny]

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men and women cannot be friends unless one of them is gay.

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[siccjay]

It's really not healthy to hang out with chick as bad as you want her.

[LeatherFace]

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men and women cannot be friends unless the chick is ugly.

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my cousin is not ugly!

[Yeti]

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So she's not into you huh? That sucks.

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[jakethebake]

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So she's not into you huh? That sucks.

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Try getting her drunk.

[gorie]

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I before e except after c.

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And when sounding like a, as in neighbor or weigh.

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or in weird, because it's weird.

[Sponger15SB]

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I before e except after c.

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And when sounding like a, as in neighbor or weigh.

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and on weekends and holidays and all throughout may, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

hahaa

[doughhater]

wow, that's a tough rule. I think i need a few boxen of donuts.

[Lawrence Ng]

Are you gay?

You bring a hot girl to a family function and expect your family to believe you are "just friends" ? What guy brings a hot girl to a family function anyways???

Are you gay?

Lawrence

[Mr. Zero]

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we're JUST freinds

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she IS very hot

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I think you're full of horseshit.

[ChipWrecked]

LOL. This is exactly how my wife's eldest sister was conceived.

Killed her dad's minor-league baseball career, too.

[M2d]

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if she wasn't into me, i'd have said that she isn't into me. it just ain't happ-n'.

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BigSteve?

[PokerBob]

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WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS CRAP!? [/rant]

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You became friends with a girl.

[EliteNinja]

I cannot believe no one has suggested the following: SIIHP

or

Tell your parents you're gay. That'll stop the 'talking'.

[Jules22]

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Tell your parents you're gay. That'll stop the 'talking'.

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do you think they can handle the truth?

[bernie]

The term 'cuddle bitch' comes to mind.

What did you expect? I'm sure your dad's really hoping you hit it on the trip.

Doesn't sound like your friend has been around the family enough for them to see how 'obviously' platonic the relationship is.

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[diebitter]

They don't believe you cos every guy in the world says 'she's just a friend' about chicks they are getting stuck on.

That's not to say you are, but to explain your parents etc.