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07-23-2005, 07:50 PM
if your a girl do you ever masterbate and if so how often?
Morpheus
07-23-2005, 07:50 PM
ooops, I did this thread about a month ago , but hell lets do it again. Stories please.
imported_anacardo
07-23-2005, 07:51 PM
For god's sake, burn this post to the ground.
LeatherFace
07-23-2005, 07:52 PM
umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe
Duke
07-23-2005, 07:53 PM
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if your a girl do you ever masterbated and if so how often?

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I can't parse this sentence.

~D
Morpheus
07-23-2005, 07:55 PM
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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

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Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had just discoved the IRC chat rooms. I was on them one afternoon and was in a sex channel. I got into a private chat with this girl who claimed she was like 11 or 12 years old. She kept telling me that she masturbates at night right before she goes to bed . She was telling me that stuff goes down her leg and stuff. I really didn't know what to think. Not sure if it was a FBI set up operation or what but I ended the chat because I didn't know what to do.
07-23-2005, 07:59 PM
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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

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Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had just discoved the IRC chat rooms. I was on them one afternoon and was in a sex channel. I got into a private chat with this girl who claimed she was like 11 or 12 years old. She kept telling me that she masturbates at night right before she goes to bed . She was telling me that stuff goes down her leg and stuff. I really didn't know what to think. Not sure if it was a FBI set up operation or what but I ended the chat because I didn't know what to do.

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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.
Alobar
07-23-2005, 08:01 PM
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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

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Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had just discoved the IRC chat rooms. I was on them one afternoon and was in a sex channel. I got into a private chat with this girl who claimed she was like 11 or 12 years old. She kept telling me that she masturbates at night right before she goes to bed . She was telling me that stuff goes down her leg and stuff. I really didn't know what to think. Not sure if it was a FBI set up operation or what but I ended the chat because I had to get some klenex and clean myself off

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FYP
Morpheus
07-23-2005, 08:02 PM
I was in a computer lab and no it didn't turn me on. It scared me a little actually.
07-23-2005, 08:10 PM
guys stories are welcome as long as they involve girls /images/graemlins/grin.gif
PokerBob
07-23-2005, 08:18 PM
dude, get get some porn already.....geez.
sekrah
07-23-2005, 08:42 PM
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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.
Sponger15SB
07-23-2005, 08:45 PM
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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

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Are you sure about that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
07-23-2005, 08:53 PM
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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

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thanks to you i will, but its true, LOOK IT THE [censored] UP!
TimM
07-23-2005, 09:26 PM
Just buy this book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1583225692/qid=1122168227/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_sbs_1/104-7199680-9710304?v=glance&s=books&n=507846).

It will have everything you ever wanted to know, and some things you didn't (but should).
Thythe
07-23-2005, 09:32 PM
I give this thread 1 star.
Nathan183
07-23-2005, 10:14 PM
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I give this thread 1 star.

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That's awefully generous of you.
LeatherFace
07-23-2005, 10:16 PM
maybe someone can get gorie to post in here and tell us, yes yes YES!! she will be ours.
jakethebake
07-23-2005, 10:16 PM
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I give this thread 1 star.

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I'd give it one too, but the one you gave was more than enough.
2+2 wannabe
07-23-2005, 10:19 PM
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I give this thread 1 star.

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I'd give it one too, but the one you gave was more than enough.

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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....whoa

nothing gets me hotter than hearing pokerjo masturbation stories

i give this thread my lowest rating ever - 7 thumbs up
OtisTheMarsupial
07-23-2005, 10:40 PM
Maybe you'll get more responses if you spell masturbation correctly.
smokingrobot
07-23-2005, 10:45 PM
this whole back 'n forth here is just begging for a snide/sarcastic comment.
Morpheus
07-23-2005, 10:46 PM
I don't understand why Gorie or any of the other girls on here can't tell us about the very first time they masturbated. It isn't like I know her real name or anything.

YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR DUES. I gave a nice little story now I expect to hear some good stories.
mslif
07-23-2005, 10:50 PM
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YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR DUES.

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no we don't.
KDawgCometh
07-23-2005, 11:08 PM
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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

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obviously you haven't seen Seymour Butts' family buisness show on showtime, he devoted an enire episode to finding a girl who can really squirt
PokerCat69
07-23-2005, 11:09 PM
Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?
smokingrobot
07-23-2005, 11:26 PM
maybe you should pay some dues and actually go out and get a gf? although she might not appreciate that kind of attitude.
stretch22
07-24-2005, 02:30 AM
that's edited?

my name's candy and I love to make guys hard. Let me tell you about me masturbating. First I get naked and then I think about spelling. I usually orgasm right away; 4-5 times a day. I usually scream G-R-E-G-2-8-1-4.
masse75
07-24-2005, 05:26 AM
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if your a girl do you ever masterbate and if so how often?

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Your 5th period English teacher called...you're due for summer school.
langley11
07-24-2005, 07:07 AM
yes - other other topics....but come on god damnit!!!!
Reef
07-24-2005, 07:28 AM
no.
07-24-2005, 08:51 AM
you sad sack. if your older then 15, this is really pathetic. if not, good question, your ahead of the game.
mslif
07-24-2005, 12:03 PM
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Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

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Cindy Violette, Marie Gabert, Barbara Enright, Annie Duke, Maria Stern, Christina Pie... Should I go on?
lucas9000
07-24-2005, 04:10 PM
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Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

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Cindy Violette, Marie Gabert, Barbara Enright, Annie Duke, Maria Stern, Christina Pie... Should I go on?

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you still haven't answered the original question /images/graemlins/smile.gif
mslif
07-24-2005, 05:06 PM
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Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

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Cindy Violette, Marie Gabert, Barbara Enright, Annie Duke, Maria Stern, Christina Pie... Should I go on?

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you still haven't answered the original question /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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AHAHAHA!! Did not think I need to, afterall you should know the answer if I remember correctly... /images/graemlins/smile.gif