What does it mean when you can eat a whole large pizza in one hour ?

[Morpheus]

Only 3 slices left and I'm not full yet. I think I can finish it in one hour. I'm eating a papa john's pizza.

[pearljam]

Jesus Christ dude, do you have any motivation to live?

[adios]

It means you're a lot slower than your average big canine.

[Blarg]

LOL that's what I was gonna say. That you eat slow.

[PoBoy321]

It means you're an idiot. I've finished Papa Johns pies in 20 minutes.

[LeatherFace]

Is McDonalds closed?

[Morpheus]

No Mcd's today. Yesterday, I took your suggestions and went to Wendy's and got a triple cheeseburger. I should be dead by sunday. Later.

[RunDownHouse]

I'm formally requesting that this guy - and his IP - be banned forever.

[Vince Young]

I don't think I could finish a whole slice of Papa John's pizza in an hour.

[Morpheus]

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I'm formally requesting that this guy - and his IP - be banned forever.

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WHY ???

What did I do ? Geez. Hope you are joking.

[gorie]

it means you have bad taste in pizza. papa johns ? :/

[Deftoner]

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it means you have bad taste in pizza. papa johns ? :/

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[Kirg]

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I'm formally requesting that this guy - and his IP - be banned forever.

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WHY ???

What did I do ? Geez. Hope you are joking.

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Because you are the 15 millionth variation of theredpill (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=2941736 &Forum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&M ain=2941736&Search=true&where=&Name=40460&daterang e=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyp rev=#Post2941736)

[IQ89]

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What does it mean when you can eat a whole large pizza in one hour?

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We can deduce the following:

a) It's probably a thin-crust pizza.

b) You probably weigh more than 135 lbs

c) You're a loner since you have no friends to share your pizza with you. Sad really.

d) You'll probably be making love with your hand tonight.

[Morpheus]

I haven't been back, either. I've kept my word. I will never go back there but I didn't say I wouldn't be back in OOT.

[Morpheus]

Pizza hut is very good. You are right but I can't eat it every weekend. I have to change it up sometimes. BTW, Papa's cheese sauce is very good. I dip the crust in it.

You are right. I lost my friends in the last 3 weeks and I actually started a thread about it. I tried to get my brother to see a movie with me and for the first time ever, he said "no". He always goes to movies with me and for some reason, he said no.

[TimM]

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d) You'll probably try making love with your hand tonight but won't be able to reach.

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FYP

[jakethebake]

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Pizza hut is very good.

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I used to like PH but every pie I've gotten from there the last couple of years has just been salty beyond edibility.

[Blarg]

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Pizza hut is very good.

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I used to like PH but every pie I've gotten from there the last couple of years has just been salty beyond edibility.

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Exactly what I was going to say -- very salty!

Also, very stingy on the tomato sauce -- you can barely either see it or taste it.

One more thing -- I've never forgiven them for calling their medium size a large.

[Blarg]

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No Mcd's today. Yesterday, I took your suggestions and went to Wendy's and got a triple cheeseburger. I should be dead by sunday. Later.

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LOL

[Alobar]

it means that you eat slow

[TheTROLL]

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No Mcd's today. Yesterday, I took your suggestions and went to Wendy's and got a triple cheeseburger. I should be dead by sunday. Later.

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Didn't take the suggestions about fresh fruit and veg then? Surprise.

[Alobar]

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Pizza hut is very good.

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I used to like PH but every pie I've gotten from there the last couple of years has just been salty beyond edibility.

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Pizza hut is nasty. I used to work there, if you saw how they made their pizzas, you wouldnt eat there ever again

[istewart]

Papa John's sucks. It's like pseudo-Italian white trash. Just kill yourself if you're ordering it.

[AngryCola]

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Papa John's sucks. It's like pseudo-Italian white trash. Just kill yourself if you're ordering it.

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Which place do you like better?
Pizza Hut's pizza is disgusting, so I'm hope you're not talking about them.

[istewart]

I don't have a lot of pizza from chain pizzerias. Domino's is not horrible but not really good in my opinion.

[jakethebake]

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Papa John's sucks. It's like pseudo-Italian white trash. Just kill yourself if you're ordering it.

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whether you like PJ or not, I'm not really sure what this post even means. PJ is just chain pizza.

[Blarg]

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Pizza hut is very good.

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I used to like PH but every pie I've gotten from there the last couple of years has just been salty beyond edibility.

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Pizza hut is nasty. I used to work there, if you saw how they made their pizzas, you wouldnt eat there ever again

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This is pretty much the case for restaurants in general though. I doubt they make it in a way any less gross in other fast food joints.

[Alobar]

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Pizza hut is very good.

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I used to like PH but every pie I've gotten from there the last couple of years has just been salty beyond edibility.

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Pizza hut is nasty. I used to work there, if you saw how they made their pizzas, you wouldnt eat there ever again

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This is pretty much the case for restaurants in general though. I doubt they make it in a way any less gross in other fast food joints.

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Not true. Many places actually make their own dough. At pizza hut, it comes in little frozen slabs on a truck once every couple weeks. Then you take the slab out and put it in a pan and spray this really nasty white gunk out of an aeresol can onto it. Then you put it in a walk in cooler and let it manifest itself for at least 12 hours. Then you pull it out and make a pizza out of it.

disgusting really.

[Blarg]

What's in the gunk that makes it nasty? Is it yeast, to make the pizza dough rise?

[Morpheus]

I don't know but I nearly got something in my eye when I walked into Papa Johns because of all the dust and flour being thrown around in there.

[2+2 wannabe]

who gets chain pizza anyways?

hey maybe the OP will be able to sue these fast food places after he gets obese (this is the US right?)

[LeatherFace]

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who gets chain pizza anyways?

hey maybe the OP will be able to sue these fast food places after he gets obese (this is the US right?)

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1 problem, he already is obese

[2+2 wannabe]

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who gets chain pizza anyways?

hey maybe the OP will be able to sue these fast food places after he gets obese (this is the US right?)

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1 problem, he already is obese

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no, he's "slightly overweight"

[PokerCat69]

It means your probably a big man. What do you weigh?
I don't know papa Johns but I can eat a large pizza myself (though I feel stuffed and the last piece is kinda forced)

[Morpheus]

365 lbs.

When I stuff myself, can't help but walk around farting.

[EliteNinja]

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365 lbs.

When I stuff myself, can't help but walk around farting.

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And 5'9".

That's a BMI of 53.9 (in the range of "I can't believe he's not dead")

[Stuey]

Did you have your eating shirt (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2925895&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2925895&Search=true&where=&Name=20822&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2925895) on?

[Morpheus]

A bib ? no

[Morpheus]

I saw one of the craziest things in my life last year, though. My mother's husband was using his stomach as a table for food. When he eats, his stomach is so big that he can rest his plate of food on it. I'm big too but not that big.

[ChoicestHops]

I eat whole pizzas all the time. Thick crust, preferably a deep fried dough.

Im only 5'10 150. Metabolism baby.

[jakethebake]

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a deep fried dough.

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what is this?

[Alobar]

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What's in the gunk that makes it nasty? Is it yeast, to make the pizza dough rise?

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Its not yeast. Whatever it is, there is a warning label on the side, and after spraying pizzas for an hour you are high as [censored]. It looks exactly like that fancy window glass cleaner that comes in a aerosol form and is foamy and white.

But whatever it is, dude, its crap that is being sprayed on a month old FROZEN slab of uncooked dough. Seriously, who cares what it is. That whole scenerio just makes for a nasty pizza.

Flour, water, (insert other ingredients here), a big ass industrial mixer....its not that hard to make fresh dough. Hell little ceaers makes fresh dough and you can get a large for $4.99

[tbach24]

It means you suck at eating since I can eat a whole pizza no sweat in like 15 minutes and am still hungry. Seriously, you disappoint me. I thought with your BMI that was like 50 you would cruise through 2-3 pizzas.

[tbach24]

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I don't have a lot of pizza from chain pizzerias. Domino's is not horrible but not really good in my opinion.

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I agree. Domino's is the best chain pizza place, especially since they have Cheesy Bread which is amazing.

[Morpheus]

Wow , when I made this thread, never thought it'd turn into a 5-pager. Nice.

[Claunchy]

I think you need some new schtick. It seems as though every post of yours I read revolves around you stuffing your face with horrible fatty food.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

I'd say it means nothing.

And it's a one pager; your settings are n00b.

[Blarg]

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365 lbs.

When I stuff myself, can't help but walk around farting.

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If being fat and eating pizza is all it takes to get away with walking around farting, I'm in.

[Blarg]

Dominos? That stuff is horrible. Pick up a slice and the topping falls off into a wet pile of goop, leaving only the ridge of the crust in your fingers and a triangle of wet dough pointing to the goop on the floor.

[lighterjobs]

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I'd say it means nothing.

And it's a one pager; your settings are n00b.

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you could get ninety nine replies and this would be one page for me.

[Iron Tigran]

It means I didn't have lunch.

[diebitter]

You need to work on your game, you're only at 1BP/hour