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coffeecrazy1
07-23-2005, 02:39 AM
Discuss...and use of quotes as support is highly recommended.

The Dude
07-23-2005, 02:41 AM
Do you see, Larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS...?

x2ski
07-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Do this choices progress upwards in awesomeness? I can't tell.

If so, I choose the most upward.

imported_CaseClosed326
07-23-2005, 02:45 AM
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Do this choices progress upwards in awesomeness? I can't tell.

If so, I choose the most upward.

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ChipWrecked
07-23-2005, 02:47 AM
It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The broadcast cut!)

coffeecrazy1
07-23-2005, 02:47 AM
As in life...they do, then peak, and tumble back to earth...a virtual parabola of scope.

Drew16
07-23-2005, 02:52 AM
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

mslif
07-23-2005, 03:00 AM
"What do you do for recreation?"

"Oh, you know, the usual. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback."

Drew16
07-23-2005, 03:03 AM
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're godamn right I'm living in the [censored] past!

rusty JEDI
07-23-2005, 03:12 AM
I searched for overrated but couldnt find it.

rJ

Drew16
07-23-2005, 03:13 AM
You should be banned for that. douche

Deftoner
07-23-2005, 03:24 AM
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You should be banned for that. douche

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battschr
07-23-2005, 03:28 AM
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You should be banned for that. douche

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Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Russ McGinley
07-23-2005, 04:36 AM
Fu<font color="black"></font>ckin' Rusty Jedi. That creep can roll, man.

Claunchy
07-23-2005, 04:39 AM
Clearly it's the...

Mind if I do a J?

best movie in the last decade.

siccjay
07-23-2005, 05:49 AM
Nice Marmet.

MicroBob
07-23-2005, 06:41 AM
"Well...you can imagine what happens next...."

"He fixes the cable?"

Jack of Arcades
07-23-2005, 08:23 AM
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Los Feliz Slim
07-23-2005, 09:43 AM
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... WITH nail polish.

DemonDeac
07-23-2005, 09:49 AM
Mr. Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude:Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.


The Dude: What's in the [censored]' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the [censored]' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a [censored] beer. He's not taking your [censored] turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my [censored]' ex-wife asked me to take care of her [censored]' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go [censored] herself.


his movie is a way of life. i LOVE IT

Sooga
07-23-2005, 09:50 AM
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.

benza13
07-23-2005, 09:54 AM
The Dude: [censored] sympathy! I don't need your [censored]' sympathy, man, I need my [censored] johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

or

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy [censored] with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the [censored] trigger 'til it goes "click."
Dude: Jesus
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter: 8 year olds, Dude.

TylerD
07-23-2005, 10:01 AM
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I searched for overrated but couldnt find it.

rJ

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joeski19
07-23-2005, 10:58 AM
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I searched for overrated but couldnt find it.

rJ

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adamstewart
07-23-2005, 11:20 AM
Amazing movie. F*ckin' hilarious. One of my favourites.

Perhaps John Goodmman's best performance ever.


The best part of the movie is not an actual quote, but rather a scene: when the sheriff chucks his coffee cup and hits Dude in the forehead. /images/graemlins/grin.gif



Adam

mwilli31
07-23-2005, 12:34 PM
I am the walrus.

einbert
07-23-2005, 12:37 PM
It's an excellent, hilarious movie.

That said, it might be overrated.

Maybe.

kerssens
07-23-2005, 12:42 PM
Never seen it.

deacsoft
07-23-2005, 12:46 PM
"You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"

BigD226
07-23-2005, 01:13 PM
"Let me tell you something, bandero...next time you pull that s***, flash a piece on the lanes, I take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes 'CLICK'"

"Jesus."

"You said it, man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus!"

tdarko
07-23-2005, 01:32 PM
its a [censored]' way of life man.

jacki
07-23-2005, 02:36 PM
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It's an excellent, hilarious movie.

That said, it might be overrated.

Maybe.

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ahhh. this is the correct answer.

Russ McGinley
07-23-2005, 02:55 PM
Stay outta Malibu, deadbeat!

SackUp
07-23-2005, 02:58 PM
he's a pedder*ss

Fvcking Awesome Movie. Anyone who say it is overrate will soon find out what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the *ss!!!!

Drew16
07-23-2005, 03:03 PM
yeah, well, thats just like, your opinion, man.

battschr
07-23-2005, 03:38 PM
There's a lot of in's, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous.

Drew16
07-23-2005, 03:46 PM
So if you could just write me a check for ten percent of a million dollars... five grand...

battschr
07-23-2005, 03:53 PM
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!!!!

adamstewart
07-23-2005, 03:54 PM
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yeah, well, thats just like, your opinion, man.

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game, set, and match!

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Adam

Russ McGinley
07-23-2005, 04:06 PM
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Dr. StrangeloveX
07-23-2005, 06:15 PM
"I myself once dabbled in pacifism... Not in Nam of course."

imported_anacardo
07-23-2005, 06:24 PM
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I searched for overrated but couldnt find it.

rJ

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You're overrated. Your whole life's overrated.

battschr
07-23-2005, 06:50 PM
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I searched for overrated but couldnt find it.

rJ

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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff attitude, I don't like your jerkoff lifestyle...and I don't like you.....jerkoff.

Tyler Durden
07-23-2005, 06:55 PM
I'm like you! I'm a brother Shamus!

You mean like an Irish monk?

Russ McGinley
07-23-2005, 08:06 PM
I told those fu<font color="black"></font>cks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

jakethebake
07-23-2005, 08:09 PM
i hate polltards.

morgan180
07-23-2005, 10:35 PM
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It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The broadcast cut!)

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that has to be the worst re-write ever.

Cooker
07-23-2005, 11:36 PM
I have also heard "Feed a stranger scrambled eggs" for one of the lines. My 2 favorite broadcast edits ever.

BoxTree
07-24-2005, 05:12 AM
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It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The broadcast cut!)

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that has to be the worst re-write ever.

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Wrong.

"STRIKE this guy OUT!"

Dr. StrangeloveX
07-24-2005, 06:54 AM
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"Eight year old's, dude."

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FYP

TiltsMcFabulous
07-24-2005, 01:22 PM
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I searched for overrated but couldnt find it.

rJ

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Everything's a fuc[/i]kin' travesty with you, man!

~ Tilts

Justin A
07-24-2005, 01:31 PM
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It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The broadcast cut!)

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that has to be the worst re-write ever.

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Wrong.

"STRIKE this guy OUT!"

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Yes that was quite awful, but also really funny in a way.

Justin A
07-24-2005, 01:32 PM
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I am the walrus.

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I am the walrus.

Claunchy
07-24-2005, 01:36 PM
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I am the walrus.

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I am the walrus.

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V.I. LENIN!! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

battschr
07-24-2005, 04:34 PM
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I am the walrus.

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I am the walrus.

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V.I. LENIN!! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie.

bobbyi
07-24-2005, 04:41 PM
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It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The compromised second draft)

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FYP.

DemonDeac
07-24-2005, 04:43 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The broadcast cut!)

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that has to be the worst re-write ever.

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Wrong.

"STRIKE this guy OUT!"

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haha. its amazing that i was able to recognize that. thats how bad it is

Iron Tigran
07-25-2005, 05:45 AM
Major League?

Iron Tigran
07-25-2005, 05:46 AM
This aggression will not stand, man.

Hey, there's a beverage here!!

jgorham
07-25-2005, 06:07 AM
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It is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps.

(The compromised second draft)

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FYP.

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Best FYP I have ever read /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Russ McGinley
07-25-2005, 07:13 AM
I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new sh<font color="black"></font>it, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

Claunchy
07-25-2005, 07:26 AM
What in God's name are you blathering about?

pj4533
07-25-2005, 12:33 PM
Awwww maaaan, lodged WHERE?

benza13
07-25-2005, 01:48 PM
Nothing is [censored]??

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

jakethebake
07-25-2005, 01:51 PM
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"Eight year old's, dude."

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FYP

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I have no idea what this even means.

coffeecrazy1
07-25-2005, 01:55 PM
Who am I? I'm a f***ing veteran!

wayabvpar
07-25-2005, 03:28 PM
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

Chap_Stick
07-25-2005, 07:09 PM
Shut the F*** up Donny!