How the world will end.

[Joshssj4]

http://www.exitmundi.nl/

It's a very good read, definately worth a look.

[Joshssj4]

bump

[cbfair]

My personal favorite. (http://www.exitmundi.nl/volcano.htm)

The Yellowstone Supervolcano is very real. Apparently, it's not really a question of if it will blow, but when.

[[censored]]

The world will end when I die.

[Joshssj4]

That's frightening.

[-Skeme-]

I used to read about these a lot, but it just made me paranoid so I stopped. There are a few very real scenarios we should be concerned about. Yellowstone, global warming, etc. There's also a volcano somewhere that is about to collapse. When it collapses, it should create a giant wave or something, I can't remember, but it's definitely a threat.

Not to mention asteroid impact and other space debris.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
The world will end when I die.

[/ QUOTE ]
Nope, it'll end when I die. It's my solipsism, bitches. Y'all just livin' in it.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

How It Will End (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=147457)

One of my favorite flash movies.

EDIT: Whoops, correct link now.

[xorbie]

[ QUOTE ]
There's also a volcano somewhere that is about to collapse. When it collapses, it should create a giant wave or something, I can't remember, but it's definitely a threat.

[/ QUOTE ]

Somewhere offf the coast of north west Africa, IIRC. And it's only gonna take out about 10 miles of the American east coast, so no worries.

[-Skeme-]

Excellent. Now there's only asteroid impacts on an extinction level, global warming which propels us into an ice age or a humid, desolate wasteland, and the always awesome tsunamis.

[realwtf]

I think when the sun consumes the earth if a few billion years.

[IronDragon1]

Gregg Easterbrook wrote a pretty insightful column on this sort of thing in Wired a few years ago

Definintly worth a looksee (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.07/doomsday_pr.html)

[Rushmore]

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f**king hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f**king time. Any f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless f**king hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f**king time. Any f**king day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly [censored], stupid [censored]...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
F**k L Ron Hubbard and
F**k all his clones.
F**k all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
F**k retro anything.
F**k your tattoos.
F**k all you junkies and
F**k your short memory.
Learn to swim.
F**k smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F**k these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[pryor15]

according to t.s. eliot...

"Life is very long

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."


link (http://www.cs.umbc.edu/~evans/hollow.html)

[goofball]

not with a bang, but with a whimper.

[Alobar]

I sang that at kareoke the other night....heh

[Alobar]

http://www.simulation-argument.com/

The end isnt near. You are part of the matrix

[Rushmore]

It's funny; I had to choose between quoting Eliot or TOOL, and TOOL won, because it was somehow more topical.

But The Hollow Men is easily my favorite poem, and that's including all the Bukowski and Carver stuff, which is saying something.

Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!