Do you ever get really paranoid after sex?

[maxfisher]

Even if you used a condom and things went smoothly, do you ever get extremely paranoid about STDs?

[maxfisher]

well, i do

[ihardlyknowher]

You're fine dude.

[gunt]

big time

[maxfisher]

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You're fine dude.

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thanks man, i needed that

[JAA]

Sounds like your game selection may be a little weak.

- Jags

[ihardlyknowher]

Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

[maxfisher]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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wow, thats making me think right now. how you deal with the paranoia afterwards?

[ihardlyknowher]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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wow, thats making me think right now. how you deal with the paranoia afterwards?

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Got tested.

[IggyWH]

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do you ever get extremely paranoid about STDs?

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No, but I crave a ham & cheese sandwich like a muh fukka.

[mslif]

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Even if you used a condom and things went smoothly, do you ever get extremely paranoid about STDs?

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I think we've all felt that way at some point in time. It sometimes almost make having sex not worth it.

[KaneKungFu123]

no

[James Boston]

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Do you ever get really paranoid after sex?


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Only if I think they like me.

[DrunkHamster]

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Do you ever get really paranoid after sex?


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Only if I think they like me.

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Don't worry, I think you're ok.

[ihardlyknowher]

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It sometimes almost make having sex not worth it.

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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[gunt]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from ohio without a condom, then dropping her off at the airport
try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from san fran without a condom on a bathroom floor...you're goddamn right im paranoid.

[thatpfunk]

No, I'm sleeping.

[maxfisher]

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It sometimes almost make having sex not worth it.

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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!! !!!

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its funny because paranoid self agrees with first quote and horny self agrees with other quote, life is funny this way /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[maxfisher]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from ohio without a condom, then dropping her off at the airport
try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from san fran without a condom on a bathroom floor...you're goddamn right im paranoid.

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what the fu** happens at 10:01 am, i think thats the joke here, i dunno im paranoid

[gunt]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from ohio without a condom, then dropping her off at the airport
try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from san fran without a condom on a bathroom floor...you're goddamn right im paranoid.

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what the fu** happens at 10:01 am, i think thats the joke here, i dunno im paranoid

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bars in vegas dont close, i go home when i want to...i'm not usually making good decisions at that time.

[maxfisher]

tell me about it man, jack daniels is one hell of a drug

[SmileyEH]

Never.

-SmileyEH

[Wintermute]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.


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Then, in the morning, have her tell you all about how she just had an abortion a month ago. "With" her BOYFRIEND. worse.


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That'll make you think.

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[tdarko]

i am wondering if you knew that you name would ever be so fitting like it is right now.

[augie00]

Used to. Not anymore. You'll be fine.

[Tyler Durden]

I do, but I get far more about knocking the bitch up than I do about STDs.

[ihardlyknowher]

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i am wondering if you knew that you name would ever be so fitting like it is right now.

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LOL!

[johnnybeef]

i usually only get dislexic when im asleep

[PokerBob]

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I do, but I get far more about knocking the bitch up than I do about STDs.

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bingo

[Superfluous Man]

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Even if you used a condom and things went smoothly, do you ever get extremely paranoid about STDs?

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Actually, I'm much more paranoid about knocking her up than about STDs.

Edit: Also, i should be more paranoid about reading the whole thread before posting. Way to beat me in, Durden.

[TimM]

I thought this was going to be another thread about stolen garage door openers. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2256360&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

[handsome]

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Even if you used a condom and things went smoothly, do you ever get extremely paranoid about STDs?

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I got very paranoid today as a matter of fact.. partially because the girl I was with was looser and more passive than your favorite LPP.. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[IndieMatty]

Nahh, I just go to the bathroom right after and piss the AIDS out. Geez, you youngins know nothing.

[Rushmore]

Yes, I always worry that the maid will come in before I get the dismembered body into the garbage bags.

Wait a second, that's not funny. Forget I said that.

[Apathy]

My GF/ex-Gf is insanely paranoid ever since she went off the shot. She took the day after pill last time we had sex AND I was using a condom!

[Benal]

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My GF/ex-Gf is insanely paranoid ever since she went off the shot. She took the day after pill last time we had sex AND I was using a condom!

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/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[ihardlyknowher]

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My GF/ex-Gf is insanely paranoid ever since she went off the shot. She took the day after pill last time we had sex AND I was using a condom!

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She did the same thing with me. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[DrSavage]

Well go to hell you all, now I'm gonna be paranoid too because of this thread.

[daryljobe777]

No.

[ChipWrecked]

Only if I smoked a sh!tload of weed.

[lucas9000]

i get more paranoid about an accidental pregnancy, these days.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

mmmm... monogamy...

[mslif]

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i get more paranoid about an accidental pregnancy, these days.

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[Dex]

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You're fine dude. Unless you got with Dex's ex-wife.

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FYP

[jakethebake]

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mmmm... monogamy...

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Yes. Now I just lie there wondering what the hell she's gonna want from me tomorrow.

[Dex]

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mmmm... monogamy...

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Good luck with that (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Number=2604756).

[ThisHo]

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mmmm... monogamy...

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Yes. Now I just lie there wondering what the hell she's gonna want from me tomorrow.

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I guess us married guys just got around to this thread...

I get paranoid that she's going to ask me to go get her something from the kitchen before I can fall asleep.

ThisHo

[BottlesOf]

no, i get extremely paranoid after threads like this.

[SuitedSixes]

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i usually only get dislexic when im asleep

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Damn, Johnny I was waiting for the best post-sex quote I ever heard from you:

"I realized that just after [censoring] a girl, I suddenly decide that I hate her."

-Johnny Beef
Las Vegas Strip, June 2005

[awval999]

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i get more paranoid about an accidental pregnancy, these days.

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[BeerMoney]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from ohio without a condom, then dropping her off at the airport
try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from san fran without a condom on a bathroom floor...you're goddamn right im paranoid.

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Shut up Gunt... Stop acting like you get action.

Dude, you're the guy who's like hanging on by a thread to be running with the jocks in high school.. Then they're having some locker room talk about getting laid, and you join in like you know what they're talking about... When really, everyone's like "sure gunt"..

[xLukex]

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I thought this was going to be another thread about stolen garage door openers. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2256360&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

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I just went and replied to that thread. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Willluck]

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Try doing a bunch of X and f*ckin some slut you just met in NYC without a condom.

That'll make you think.

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try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from ohio without a condom, then dropping her off at the airport
try drinking till 10 am in vegas and banging a girl from san fran without a condom on a bathroom floor...you're goddamn right im paranoid.

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Shut up Gunt... Stop acting like you get action.

Dude, you're the guy who's like hanging on by a thread to be running with the jocks in high school.. Then they're having some locker room talk about getting laid, and you join in like you know what they're talking about... When really, everyone's like "sure gunt"..

[/ QUOTE ]He probably did, I mean anyone can get action. It's just the quality of the action that really counts; I mean they were two anonymous girls, for all we know they each weighed ~300lbs. Maybe they were both 13, who knows.

[TimM]

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I thought this was going to be another thread about stolen garage door openers. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2256360&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

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I just went and replied to that thread. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Nah, it needed a results post. But probably there aren't any.

[Cased Heel]

No.

Stop banging girls whose name end in an "i".

[Cased Heel]

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I do, but I get far more about knocking the bitch up than I do about STDs.

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nh