Do you masturbate?

[Matty]

I've recently discovered there are people (all religious so far) who claim that they don't.

Do you?

[The Dude]

Can you clarify what you're looking for please. How frequently must somebody masturbate in order to be ineligible to say 'no?' Surely a 25 year old guy who masturbated once when he was 15 could say no, right? Where's the cutoff? Once a year? Once a month? Once a week? What?

[[censored]]

i don't go around talking it up, but its not something i would feel the need to hide either.

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
Once a month

[/ QUOTE ]This seems best.

Also, let's pretend I made the last poll option "I say I do, but an erect penis makes me cry." I think that's funnier.

[KaneKungFu123]

no.

[The Dude]

So just to clarify, someone who masturbates less than once per month should select "I never masturbate," right?

[Michael Davis]

Usually at least once per day.

-Michael

[cnfuzzd]

[censored] yeah i do. I make that [censored] work...

peace

john nickle

[jason_t]

Of course.

[BeerMoney]

[ QUOTE ]
Surely a 25 year old guy who masturbated once when he was 15 could say no, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

What are you talking about? First of all, do you think these people exist? Secondly, even if there was such a person, do you think he's anywhere near OOT?

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
So just to clarify, someone who masturbates less than once per month should select "I never masturbate," right?

[/ QUOTE ]Yes.

To further clarify, if you not masturbated 12 times in the last 12 months, select "I never masturbate".

If you've masturbated 0 times please identify yourself so we can examine you.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

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[Sgt. Hartman]

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

Private Eightball: No sh|t. At least ten times a day.

Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fcuker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

[Matty]

So what did that post look like before you edited it?

[johnnybeef]

What do you think i am doing right now?

[YourFoxyGrandma]

[ QUOTE ]
So what did that post look like before you edited it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I tried fixing the code, to no avail. The instant UBB acts up on me all the time. Sorry for ruining this thread.

[TheMainEvent]

Its funny because honest to god I was just thinking about what would be an OOT poll that would get the most one-sided response possible...this didn't cross my mind

[meep_42]

I haven't in well over a year, and before that I'd do it much less frequently than most guys.

-d

[meep_42]

Next time go to www.tinyurl.com (http://www.tinyurl.com) and fix the link... it's the # signs or some crap in there.

-d

[tdarko]

when i am home and around my gf for 8 months i only do it occasionally but very rarely.

the other 4 months when i am on the road and no contact with my gf (and a promise to myself to stay faithful to this one /images/graemlins/smile.gif) i will do it regularly.

any guy who says he doesn't is either a liar, has no hands or not flexible enough to use his feet.

[razor]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
no.

[/ QUOTE ]

HAHA! Yeah right.

EDIT: removed horribly botched up links

[/ QUOTE ]

good grief! use TinyURL.com (http://tinyurl.com) already!! It ain't [censored] rocket science!

[PokerBob]

every [censored] day

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
every non-[censored] day

[/ QUOTE ]

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
Surely a 25 year old guy who masturbated once when he was 15 could say no, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

Such a person does not exist

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
Usually at least once per day.



[/ QUOTE ]

amen

[TheIrishThug]

[ QUOTE ]
every non-[censored] day

[/ QUOTE ]
nh

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
I haven't in well over a year


[/ QUOTE ]

This is more alarming that anything I could have read in this thread. I feel sorry for you. Beating the yank is one of life's simple pleasures.

[chaas4747]

Stay in character; Don't quote others.

[chaas4747]

I beat my dick like it owes me money.

[touchfaith]

Yes, 7 times a week, but not every day and no longer in public.

[highlife]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I haven't in well over a year


[/ QUOTE ]

This is more alarming that anything I could have read in this thread. I feel sorry for you. Beating the yank is one of life's simple pleasures.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah its free fun.

[Soul Daddy]

Religiously

[flair1239]

Used to frequently. But for the last few months living with my girlfriend we do something pretty much every night.

So now it is like once a week.

[meep_42]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I haven't in well over a year


[/ QUOTE ]

This is more alarming that anything I could have read in this thread. I feel sorry for you. Beating the yank is one of life's simple pleasures.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry to disappoint you, Bob. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

-d

[kerssens]

9 out of 10 people do...and the 10th is lying

[bholdr]

I saw a statistic somewhere once that said that 95% of men will admit that they masturbate, and the other 5% are liars.

[M2d]

No, I'm married

<font color="white"> I don't have sex in any form anymore </font>
/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[sfer]

[ QUOTE ]
[censored] yeah i do. I make that [censored] work...

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I thought you had hairy palms.

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I haven't in well over a year


[/ QUOTE ]

This is more alarming that anything I could have read in this thread. I feel sorry for you. Beating the yank is one of life's simple pleasures.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry to disappoint you, Bob. /images/graemlins/frown.gif



[/ QUOTE ]

I am not disappointed. I just feel bad.

[wacki]

I have a friend that doesn't beat it. He's not religious and he's not lying.

As for me.... well, just look at my name.

My avatar too.

[Willluck]

almost everyday.

[KDawgCometh]

is this a rhetorical question

[eric5148]

Today's Depressing Statistic:

If you jerkoff 15 minutes a day for 50 years, you'll have jerked off for 6 months and 10 days.

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
Today's Depressing Statistic:

If you jerkoff 15 minutes a day for 50 years, you'll have jerked off for 6 months and 10 days.

[/ QUOTE ]



that sounds more like fun then depressing

[scotty34]

[ QUOTE ]
Today's Depressing Statistic:

If you jerkoff 15 minutes a day for 50 years, you'll have jerked off for 6 months and 10 days.

[/ QUOTE ]

15 mins a day? Damn what a waste of time. It's not like you need to wait so that your hand has an orgasm before you finish. A minute or two is all you should need.

[bdk3clash]

Like right now? While I'm reading this thread? No.

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
Like right now? While I'm reading this thread? No.

[/ QUOTE ]


nh sir

[Morpheus]

When I actually had a girlfriend, I don't think I masturbated very often. Maybe like 2 or 3 times the whole time I was with her. She took care of me quite well.

[Mike Cuneo]

[ QUOTE ]
I beat my dick like it owes me money.

[/ QUOTE ]

me too

[Isura]

[ QUOTE ]
When I actually had a girlfriend, I don't think I masturbated very often. Maybe like 2 or 3 times the whole time I was with her. She took care of me quite well.

[/ QUOTE ]

This seems backwards. I jerk off more than when I didn't have a girlfriend.

[ihardlyknowher]

[ QUOTE ]
Do you masturbate?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes! .... Yes! .... Oh God Yes!

[sfer]

[ QUOTE ]
Today's Depressing Statistic:

If you jerkoff 15 minutes a day for 50 years, you'll have jerked off for 6 months and 10 days.

[/ QUOTE ]

What's depressing about 6 months of sex with someone you love?

[Cased Heel]

I'm too old to do it any more. I always come home from work with a headache.

Plus I don't want my GF to catch me cheating on her.