I'm better than you

[dtbog]

The choices for this poll are 'above the average OOTiot' and 'below the average OOTiot'. For each question, simply choose whether or not you THINK you are 'above average' or 'below average' in the given category - with respect to other OOT posters. Give it your best guess; you'll have to apply your knowledge of your own skills/attributes, and what you've read from the others.

Perception is an interesting thing.

[dtbog]

LOL, who didn't vote for "poker skill" at all?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I'm definitely better than all you fools at everything. Suck my dust, idiots!

[on_thg]

OOTiots play poker?

[touchfaith]

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Poker skill
You may choose only one


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I call OOT Blasphemy on this poll.

[dtbog]

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I call OOT Blasphemy on this poll.

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I would agree... but I'm better than you! mwahahahahahaha

[gorie]

below for all. i need a hug.

[The Yugoslavian]

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LOL, who didn't vote for "poker skill" at all?

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So far...probably just me. I think reading OOT posts are a very poor way of judging poker skill....I really have no idea what the general poker skill level of OOT is.

Yugoslav

[dtbog]

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below for all. i need a hug.

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Are you above average at giving hugs?

[gorie]

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below for all. i need a hug.

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Are you above average at giving hugs?

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probably not. /images/graemlins/frown.gif omg now i need two!

[The Yugoslavian]

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below for all. i need a hug.

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/images/graemlins/heart.gif *hugz* *hugz* /images/graemlins/heart.gif

I'm pretty sure you're one of the most attractive posters in OOT according to the general preference here.

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Yugoslav
edit: for adding another hug...at least you pwn at needing hugs Gorie! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Voltron87]

im above in everything but driving ability.

[Oski]

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I'm definitely better than all you fools at everything. Suck my dust, idiots!

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You think you're better than me? It's go time, sonny.

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.

[dtbog]

I think it's interesting that thus far, what one would assume to be the most often misperceived attribute (sex) is the smallest margin of discrepancy.

[gorie]

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below for all. i need a hug.

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/images/graemlins/heart.gif *hugz* *hugz* /images/graemlins/heart.gif

I'm pretty sure you're one of the most attractive posters in OOT according to the general preference here.

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Yugoslav
edit: for adding another hug...at least you pwn at needing hugs Gorie! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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thanks. hmm well if you are saying i might be considered "more attractive" compared to other posters just because i'm a girl and a guy here would be more attracted to a girl poster (and i'm like the only one) than a guy poster, then possibly.
but that's not really how i interpret the question. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[MEbenhoe]

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I'm definitely better than all you fools at everything. Suck my dust, idiots!

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Sometimes I feel sorry for all of you who will never be as good as me, then I remember how great I am.

[poker-penguin]

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I think it's interesting that thus far, what one would assume to be the most often misperceived attribute (sex) is the smallest margin of discrepancy.

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Uh, have you seen some of the threads recently?

For the record, I voted below on driving (because I don't) and Poker (I wish I didn't) and above on the others.

[gorie]

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Sometimes I feel sorry for all of you who will never be as good as me, then I remember how great I am.

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was that your senior quote ?

[BZ_Zorro]

dt, before you start off claiming some great psychological experiment, let me point out that people who feel bad about themselves or depressed during the poll period are less likely to vote (or even read the thread).

Therefore your results are skewed. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Athletic-- I said above but I suspect I'm right at the average, im in shape somewhat, and can play sports but I don't excel at any. I can run fast though

Driving - below

Physical - above

Sexual Prowess - below because I haven't been laid in awhile.
Poker - above

[mslif]

I am about half and half meaning average again.... Damn I'm boring!

[Stuey]

We all lie to ourselves equally well it seems. Even poor gorie, /images/graemlins/heart.gifhug /images/graemlins/heart.gif.

[kerssens]

The only thing I'm certain of is that I'm a much better athlete than the average OOT poster.

[SmileyEH]

athletic: above...I can run faster and longer than most posters that is for sure, and I have a decent strength/weight ratio
driving ability: I dont drive that often so I'll say below
poker skill: I'm 100% sure my hourly rate is higher than most posters so that's probably enough for above
physical appearance: I'm fit and am reasonably attractive - I'll say above but it's probably close.
sexual prowess: definitely above based on some comments made by a few ex girlfriends.

-SmileyEH

[J. Sawyer]

I'm an alhpa male, btw this thread is stupid

[Bluffoon]

In sympathy with OOT underachievers worldwide I vote below average in all areas.

[MrTrik]

Self Image: Above average.

[Sponger15SB]

I'm seriously shocked you didn't put penis size in there

[gorie]

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I'm seriously shocked you didn't put penis size in there

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i wish he had. at least then i could vote 'above average' on something with confidence.

[shadow29]

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...a girl poster (and i'm like the only one)...

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What about pokerjo?

[gorie]

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...a girl poster (and i'm like the only one)...

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What about pokerjo?

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i think pokerjo is being someone else now.

besides i am aware that there are other female posters.

[Stuey]

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i think pokerjo is being someone else now.


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above average at saying it all without saying too much!

[dtbog]

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I'm seriously shocked you didn't put penis size in there

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I did consciously decide to leave it off..... but we might need a follow-up /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[eric5148]

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I'm seriously shocked you didn't put penis size in there

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i wish he had. at least then i could vote 'above average' on something with confidence.

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Oh snap! Oh snap! Oh snap!

[jakethebake]

This was a great poll. The results are hilarious.

[jakethebake]

I'm torn on the poker thing. I think a lot of the better players have abandoned 00t. Probably still below, but I'm sure I've gotten closer to average since Bruiser, Daryn, etc. have left.

[dtbog]

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The results are hilarious.

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can you believe how close sex is to 50%?

[PokerBob]

above in all except poker, but IMO average is pretty shitty, so I'm nothing special
athletic: I can run kinda far and fast. at least i could in high school and college, bring it on Smiley
driving: never caused an accident
poker: I'm 1.67bb/100 for my career, but everyone here is 3bb/100, so I am way behind
physical: I was prom king, voted "cutest" and "person you want to go out with the most", for whatever that's worth
sexual prowess: I've made some women happy, and I'm always satisfied so I must be good /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[jakethebake]

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poker: the average player loses, so I'm above average


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you think the average 00ti0t is a losing player?

[dtbog]

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above in all, but IMO average is pretty shitty, so I'm nothing special

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did you answer with respect to the OOT average, or to your US/world/state/community average?

i'm not insinuating that the answer would be different, but it's a different question =)

EDIT: yeah, what jake said, i doubt the average OOTiot loses at poker, for example

[PokerBob]

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poker: the average player loses, so I'm above average


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you think the average 00ti0t is a losing player?

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check my edit

[PokerBob]

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above in all, but IMO average is pretty shitty, so I'm nothing special

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did you answer with respect to the OOT average, or to your US/world/state/community average?

i'm not insinuating that the answer would be different, but it's a different question =)

EDIT: yeah, what jake said, i doubt the average OOTiot loses at poker, for example

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check my edit

[durron597]

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I'm seriously shocked you didn't put penis size in there

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i wish he had. at least then i could vote 'above average' on something with confidence.

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LOL