how to get rid of a clinger

[Eegs]

you bang a chick, now she wont stop calling you...the fact that you live on the other side of the country won't even stop her..How do you get rid of it?

[Shajen]

Don't answer the phone when she calls.

Or, you could tell her hey look, STOP [censored] CALLING ME.

Next question.

[DemonDeac]

stop talking to her

easiest.question.ever

[Eegs]

well what if you want to bang her when you go back?

[jakethebake]

Tell her she was a lousy lay.

[asofel]

Tyler Durden gimmick account?

[mmbt0ne]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">En réponse à:</font><hr />
well what if you want to bang her when you go back?

[/ QUOTE ]

Then she's not the clinger. Moran.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

... not to be confused with "how to get rid of a clingon"

[chaas4747]

Sleep with one of her friends. This is the only way!

[Shajen]

[ QUOTE ]
... not to be confused with "how to get rid of a clingon"

[/ QUOTE ]

How do you get rid of a (K)clingon?

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
well what if you want to bang her when you go back?

[/ QUOTE ]
You must think awfully high of yourself.

[Cancer Merchant]

Toilet Phaser

[PokerGoblin]

[ QUOTE ]

Sleep with one of her friends. This is the only way!

[/ QUOTE ]

POTD!!

This advice is grade A. I am awed by your wisdom.

You should have your TV show like Dr. Phil or something.

Later

PG

[wh1t3bread]

[ QUOTE ]
Tyler Durden gimmick account?

[/ QUOTE ]

I seriously doubt this. TD WISHES that a girl would call him AFTER he bangs her.

[PokerBob]

ignore the problem, it will go away

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Tyler Durden gimmick account?

[/ QUOTE ]

I seriously doubt this. TD WISHES that a girl would call him AFTER he bangs her.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/asofel/pwned.jpg

[moondogg]

Restraining order, "with privileges"

[Bluffoon]

[ QUOTE ]
you bang a chick, now she wont stop calling you...the fact that you live on the other side of the country won't even stop her..How do you get rid of it?

[/ QUOTE ]

When I break up with a girl I try to be sensitive about it. If she is persistent I just act like a jerk until she hates me. Then she goes away for good. Satisfaction guaranteed.

[Sue Johanson]

Be up front and honest with her. Make it clear to her that if she ever wants to have sex again then she needs to be more respectful of your privacy. How often are you talking to her now? If we are talking every few days then that is worth it if she is a good lay.

Also, dear, did you use protection? If not I urge you to go get tested right away. A girl this clingy almost certainly has some sort of VD as she is unable to get any on her side of the country. Remember boys, if you wanna be mine, cover your vine!

[tdarko]

[censored] her mom, make her find out about it.

[gunt]

I thought this thread was going to tell me how to remove dingleberries.

[FouTight]

[ QUOTE ]
I thought this thread was going to tell me how to remove dingleberries.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow, I thought I was just being weird.

[Rotating Rabbit]

[ QUOTE ]
you bang a chick, now she wont stop calling you...the fact that you live on the other side of the country won't even stop her..How do you get rid of it?

[/ QUOTE ]

The safest way to get rid of a leech is to leave it alone, after a while it will have had its fill, and will drop off. If you try to remove it prematurely its teeth may get stuck in you causing more hassle and infection.

[jakethebake]

Go to 7-11. Look in the back of the Soldier of Fortune Magazine available there. There are people that can take care of this problem for you reasonably inexpensively.

I'm amazed at how many threads this is the appropriate response to. /images/graemlins/grin.gif