satan and you

[JaBlue]

Satan appears. He tells you that he wants your soul at any cost. What are you willing to sell it for?

I wouldn't sell mine for anything (feel free to make me an offer because maybe there's something I would sell it for that I just can't think of)

[DemonDeac]

what exactly happens to me if i dont have a soul?

[jakethebake]

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what exactly happens to me if i dont have a soul?

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[swede123]

Natasha spells "Ah Satan" backwards.

Swede

[JaBlue]

I don't know. It's bad.

[Chairman Wood]

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He tells you that he wants your soul at any cost.

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If he wants your soul at any costs then your demands can be limitless. I wouldn't sell for anything less than immortality and infinite superpowers.

[gulebjorn]

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He tells you that he wants your soul at any cost.

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If he wants your soul at any costs then your demands can be limitless. I wouldn't sell for anything less than immortality and infinite superpowers.

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Not to mention a replacement soul.

[jakethebake]

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He tells you that he wants your soul at any cost.

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If he wants your soul at any costs then your demands can be limitless. I wouldn't sell for anything less than immortality and infinite superpowers.

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Fools! Did you not see Bedazzled (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061391/)?

[TheIrishThug]

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Not to mention a replacement soul.

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nh

and saidly, yes i have seen the movie.

[JaBlue]

damnit don't be so tricky. You only get one demand. you can have a bajillion dollars, become a woman, have some hot bajina fall in love with you, whatever. Just one thing, though.

[theghost]

"Satan appears..."

not for sale.

Anybody else asking, offering any cost, I'm sure I could dream something up. Whatever I thought was the max they would agree to, down to around $60.

[JaBlue]

not even for a bajillion bucks? Or Jessica Alba's bajina?

[eric5148]

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Natasha spells "Ah Satan" backwards.


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Also, you can rearrange Santa to spell Satan.

[asofel]

make me god.


These questions always turn into a "who can figure out the best loophole answer"...I think many people aren't sure of a) if they have a soul or not b) what it is c) what you'd be without it....so its kind of hard to answer specifically...

[Brainwalter]

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"Satan appears..."

not for sale.

Anybody else asking, offering any cost, I'm sure I could dream something up. Whatever I thought was the max they would agree to, down to around $60.

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Careful, I bet Satan would buy your soul for any price from the guy you sold it to for $60, and then you're screwed.

[Randy_Refeld]

If Satan appears I would guess that the importance one would place on having a soul would go up quite a bit.

[mmbt0ne]

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If Satan appears I would guess that the importance one would place on having a soul would go up quite a bit.

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This was my thinking as well. Knowing there's a Satan makes a huge difference in the equation of what to do with your soul.

[JaBlue]

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These questions always turn into a "who can figure out the best loophole answer"


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not my intention
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...I think many people aren't sure of a) if they have a soul or not b) what it is c) what you'd be without it....

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That's kind of the point.

[NutCrackerr]

omnipotence

[diebitter]

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Also, you can rearrange Santa to spell Satan.

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Dyslexics must hate Christmas.

And being offered Vimto

[ChipWrecked]

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... forbidden donut."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/forbiddendonut.jpg

[sexdrugsmoney]

"What good is it if a man gains the whole world but loses his own soul?" - somewhere in the Bible.

[jakethebake]

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"What good is it if a man gains the whole world but loses his own soul?"

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I think that's what we're trying to figure out here.

[diebitter]

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Fools! Did you not see Bedazzled (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061391/)?

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Glad you referenced the proper one. Keep to the proper theological tone of this thread.

Can I have a room full of hotties dying for it, all the time? And who find each other incredibly attractive, as well as me? That change every two weeks? With a wrestling ring? Full of condensed milk?

Oh, plus that other junk like immortality, infinite money, perfect physique, and a metabolism that can withstand as much junk food without ever changing as possible.

I'm easy on the second part of the list, but stand firm on the hotties though - and the hotties have to be firm.

Oh boy, this is a great thread!

[gorie]

i wouldn't sell my soul to the devil for anything.

catholic school is awesome. grandma would be proud.

[Eegs]

a Willy Wonka golden ticket of course!

[tolbiny]

Got to get me some of that.

[tolbiny]

If Satan shows up and asks for your soul then you have to figure out a few things.
I make these assumption first
1. If satan wants my soul then he must be competing with another powerful entity (ie god) for that soul.
2. Satan is "evil" if he is attemting to buy souls
3. "god" is very different from Satan and therefor much closer to "good" and someone that i might rather spend eternity with.
4. If Satan is attempting to buy my soul then God must be winning the battle for me personally. This being said then i refuse all offers.

Problems with this -
1. My lifestyle must change somewhat to attempt to stay on God's good side. Fortunatly i won't have to quit masterbating because if clearly the amount i have self pleasured in this life ins't enough to condeme me to hell, then no amount is.
2. I may not actually be in gods favor, but in a grey area and satan is trying to snag people in the middle ground- or just prevent repenting on my death bed or what not.
3. Satan is not to be trusted. He might simply make this offer as a bluff to make me think i am heaven bound when i am in fact not- so that i continue living my masterbatory ways.


Actually it comes down to this - satan is likely smarter and more experienced with this and will also have the finest lawyers in the universe (all in hell) at his disposal. There fore i will lose if he attemps to snag my soul so i may as well get something out of it.

[PokerBob]

i can't sell him something that he alrady has

[chaas4747]

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i can't sell him something that he alrady has

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You can, and it would be in your best interest to do so.

[DasLeben]

Two chicks at the same time.

[JaBlue]

grandma would be proud but catholic school is not awesome.

[JaBlue]

What if your soul's bad but satan wants it anyway?

And what if Satan exists, but God doesn't? I don't think you can assume that God exists just because you see Satan.

[PokerBob]

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i wouldn't sell my soul to the devil for anything.

catholic school is awesome. grandma would be proud.

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Catholic school is awesome because it produces young, repressed women who, when they decide to break free, will do just about ANYTHING. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif We all know a girl or 2 like that, don't we?

I had 14 years of Catholic education, by the way.

[TheIrishThug]

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And what if Satan exists, but God doesn't? I don't think you can assume that God exists just because you see Satan.

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carefull, more talk like this and u will need to go hang out with Sklansky.

[gorie]

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grandma would be proud but catholic school is not awesome.

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mine was. i'm really glad i grew up the way i did, and i'm not even a religious person. although i don't think my school was anything like the stereotypical 'catholic school' (whatever that is exactly, but i can never really relate with the assumptions made about people went to catholic school).