What to get my slut for...

[phil_ivey_fan]

...our 6th month anniversary.

stats: things are going great, we've dropped the l-bomb, but this is the first really nice something I'm going to have to buy her. Wanna spend < $300.

$300 to spend
- $4 KY Jelly ;-)
- $100 Dinner
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$196 to spend on gift


right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[fimbulwinter]

[ QUOTE ]
...our 6th month anniversary.

stats: things are going great, we've dropped the l-bomb, but this is the first really nice something I'm going to have to buy her. Wanna spend < $300.

$300 to spend
- $4 KY Jelly ;-)
- $100 Dinner
----------------------
$196 to spend on gift


right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[/ QUOTE ]

sex education for you ST the KY is a moot point?

fim

[Vavavoom]

Spa treatment.....for the "slut"..

Make sure she has a colonic....

and then guess what...............

[wh1t3bread]

Spa treatment.

P.S. 6th month anniversary's are ridiculous.

[Wintermute]

6-month anniversary?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a283/pfriedbe/6cab8a0f.jpg

Seriously, an easy thing to do jewelry-wise is to get her a pendant necklace & matching stud earings in her birthstone. Like the diamonds-are-forever spoof from Family Guy... she'll pretty much have to.

[eastbay]

I vote for a printout of this charming post.

eastbay

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Don't spend that much on the 6-month anniversary or you're [censored] yourself over for the rest of your time with her. Flowers and a decent dinner are all that's called for here.

[jakethebake]

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I vote for a printout of this charming post.

eastbay

[/ QUOTE ]

Brilliant!

[stigmata]

Get her a facial and a pearl necklace.

[Bluffoon]

Women always tell you what they want. Hit the rewind. The answer is somewhere on the tape.

[jakethebake]

Money is beating out cuddling, sex and oral by a wide margin.

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]

$196 to spend on gift

right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[/ QUOTE ]

Give her a facial and $196

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
Women always tell you what they want. Hit the rewind. The answer is somewhere on the tape.

[/ QUOTE ]

brilliant

[BeerMoney]

Are you going to try and inititate unchartered territories after this? Anal, facial, strap on?

[Voltron87]

for my booty call girlfriends, i pretty much give straight cash.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
for my booty call girlfriends, i pretty much give straight cash.

[/ QUOTE ]

You have 6-month anniversaries with hookers?

[mslif]

I guess I am just curious on why you would actually celebrate a 6 month anniversary. Are you still in High school or something???
also, I am very impressed that no one has mentioned the famous "SIIHP".

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess I am just curious on why you would actually celebrate a 6 month anniversary. Are you still in High school or something???
also, I am very impressed that no one has mentioned the famous "SIIHP".

[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
Spa treatment.....for the "slut"..

Make sure she has a colonic....

and then guess what...............

[/ QUOTE ]

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
also, I am very impressed that no one has mentioned the famous "SIIHP".

[/ QUOTE ]
You missed it. It was implied in the 2nd reply. We've become much more sophisticated here in OOT.

[kurosh]

[ QUOTE ]
Get her a facial and a pearl necklace.

[/ QUOTE ]
Am I the only one who picked up on this or do I just have a really dirty mind?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Get her a facial and a pearl necklace.

[/ QUOTE ]
Am I the only one who picked up on this or do I just have a really dirty mind?

[/ QUOTE ]

Haven't you been told to stop posting when stoned? Was there something not completely obvious about the post that you thought someone may have missed?

[Wes ManTooth]

Deleted by Wes ManTooth

[vulturesrow]

[ QUOTE ]
Haven't you been told to stop posting? Was there something not completely obvious about the post that you thought someone may have missed?

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP Jake. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Voltron87]

i would contest the hooker bit. booty calls are extremely valuable though. personality tradeoffs are worth it.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
i would contest the hooker bit. booty calls are extremely valuable though. personality tradeoffs are worth it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Booty calls you give money to are hookers.

[Voltron87]

most of the time youre right. but not in this case. do you give money to your wife?

[PorscheNGuns]

[ QUOTE ]
right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial , massage, etc).


[/ QUOTE ]

Definitely.

-Matt

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
for my booty call girlfriends, i pretty much give straight cash.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
most of the time youre right. but not in this case. do you give money to your wife?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes. However, she is not a 'booty call".

A booty call + cash = hooker.

[gorie]

just get her half of what you plan on getting for your 1 year anniversary.

[colgin]

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Get her a facial and a pearl necklace. [ QUOTE ]
Am I the only one who picked up on this or do I just have a really dirty mind?

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

No. You're not the only one. This double entendre was pretty f*cking obvious.

[Voltron87]

jake, trust me, shes not a hooker. i'd been friends with her for a while and i "lent" (the kind of small loan i dont expect repaid) her money a couple times.

[Slow Play Ray]

[ QUOTE ]
...our 6th month anniversary.

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/confused.gif By definition, there is no such thing as a 6-month anniversary - an anniversary is something you celebrate ONCE A YEAR. Save your $300 for now, and spend it on her if you actually make it a whole year.

Kids...

[PokerBob]

cockcertificates

[chaas4747]

How is this a Anniversary present then?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
jake, trust me, shes not a hooker. i'd been friends with her for a while and i "lent" (the kind of small loan i dont expect repaid) her money a couple times.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
for my booty call girlfriends, i pretty much give straight cash.

[/ QUOTE ]

Now you've turned it into a one time loan versus your initial statement that implied you had a stable of non-hooker booty calls that you were paying money to?

[Bulldog]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

$196 to spend on gift

right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[/ QUOTE ]

Give her a facial and $196

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you should give her $182 in cash. Have your short, bald friend give her $91. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[phil_ivey_fan]

yeah "6-month anniversary" seems a bit donkish to me as well. I think I fk'd it up when I took her out to a nice dinner on our 5months. It was more of a coincidence as I received some good news the day before and was looking to celebrate myself as well.

I think I'll just give her the spa shiat. ugh.

I've been careful not to set the pace too high too fast for gifts and stuff (sans the last dinner date), but I'll feel really bad if she gets me something nice. She got me an awesome birthday gift...maybe her way of upping the bar???

bah...thanks for the advice fruitcakes.

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]

$196 to spend on gift

right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[/ QUOTE ]

Give her a facial and $196

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you should give her $182 in cash. Have your short, bald friend give her $91. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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vnh

[RicktheRuler]

[ QUOTE ]
...our 6th month anniversary.

stats: things are going great, we've dropped the l-bomb, but this is the first really nice something I'm going to have to buy her. Wanna spend < $300.

$300 to spend
- $4 KY Jelly ;-)
- $100 Dinner
----------------------
$196 to spend on gift


right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[/ QUOTE ]

The fact that you are celebrating a 6-month anniversary (i didnt know these existed by the way) with a "slut" as you call her, is pathetic.

[TheIrishThug]

yeah, i'm def confused. u csll her a slut yet have said u loved her (w/o implying that it was just to get sex).

don't do anything really big cause u will need to do better in 6 months.

[trying2learn]

[ QUOTE ]

Now you've turned it into a one time loan versus your initial statement that implied you had a stable of non-hooker booty calls that you were paying money to?

[/ QUOTE ]

this made me laugh out loud. something about a stable of non-hooker booty calls recieving payment makes me smile.

[AsiaKurosawa]

http://www.tiffany.com/images/products/product_images/10660092_FL_LRG.jpg

$125, incl. box. /images/graemlins/smile.gif (http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?cntry1=1&CategoryID=13&c_id=WEB1&c_it=64 K8)


Something about the blue box and the panties fall off.

(Not what I'd like, but nice to "have" something to hold onto-- they also have the heart "return to tiffanys" keychains of your girl would like to flaunt that instead...)

http://www.tiffany.com/images/products/product_images/15882395_FL_LRG.jpg

$100, not incl. extra engraving (http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?CategoryID=121&category=Gifts%20&c_id=WE B1&c_it=55K1&start_id=26&)

GL /images/graemlins/smile.gif I think its sweet, "celebrating" the 1st 6 months.

[RunDownHouse]

Voltron: you are paying money in exchange for sex. What about that excuses her from being a hooker or you from being a John?

[djoyce003]

how about a coupon for 1 hour of "joey" love.

[beerbandit]

[ QUOTE ]
- $4 KY Jelly ;-)


[/ QUOTE ]

save four bucks and just spit on it


what the [censored] is the point of a 6month anniversary

[DemonDeac]

[ QUOTE ]
yeah "6-month anniversary" seems a bit donkish to me as well. I think I fk'd it up when I took her out to a nice dinner on our 5months.

[/ QUOTE ]

awww, u f'in pussy.

[HtotheNootch]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.tiffany.com/images/products/product_images/10660092_FL_LRG.jpg

$125, incl. box. /images/graemlins/smile.gif (http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?cntry1=1&CategoryID=13&c_id=WEB1&c_it=64 K8)


Something about the blue box and the panties fall off.

(Not what I'd like, but nice to "have" something to hold onto-- they also have the heart "return to tiffanys" keychains of your girl would like to flaunt that instead...)

http://www.tiffany.com/images/products/product_images/15882395_FL_LRG.jpg

$100, not incl. extra engraving (http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?CategoryID=121&category=Gifts%20&c_id=WE B1&c_it=55K1&start_id=26&)

GL /images/graemlins/smile.gif I think its sweet, "celebrating" the 1st 6 months.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't be giving out that secret.

[M2d]

[ QUOTE ]
Something about the blue box and the panties fall off.

[/ QUOTE ]
taught my 20-year-old,-little-experience-with-the-ladies cousin the power of the blue box a couple of xmases ago. I don't think he's stopped smiling since.

[masse75]

[ QUOTE ]
just get her half of what you plan on getting for your 1 year anniversary.

[/ QUOTE ]

Does this mean just the facial?

[swede123]

There you go, slick. The gift that keeps on giving...

http://pics7.erosboutique.com/a19-1800.jpg

clicky (http://www.erosboutique.org/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=erosbout&Produ ct_Code=A19-1800)

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
...our 6th month anniversary.

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/confused.gif By definition, there is no such thing as a 6-month anniversary - an anniversary is something you celebrate ONCE A YEAR. Save your $300 for now, and spend it on her if you actually make it a whole year.

Kids...

[/ QUOTE ]

By definition, the term "6-month anniversary" exists and it usually means the celebration of the first 6 months of a relationship.

[PokerGoblin]

I didn't read every post in this thread, so sorry if this is redundant.

I wouldn't get her much... doing so raises the bar for every milestone in the future... you will have to top this for one yr anniversary, 2 yr... and so on.

And as soon as you disappoint her she will think you don't love her anymore and will leave you.

Get her a card and take her out on a normal date. Shows you care a little.

Did I mention I am divorced?

PG

[RunDownHouse]

I don't get the "you have to top" it thing, or controlling it so tightly to a budget. Get her a thoughtful gift, something she will both really like and be surprised about. Often that type of thing is cheaper than jewelry or whatever anyways.

If she's expecting you to spend $400 on her in another 6 months, because you spent $200 this time around, then it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

[SCfuji]

op can give her the facial. just buy her a batch of her favorite flowers and a nice meal.

[AEKDBet]

[ QUOTE ]
yeah, i'm def confused. u csll her a slut yet have said u loved her (w/o implying that it was just to get sex).

don't do anything really big cause u will need to do better in 6 months.

[/ QUOTE ]

If this is the girl I'm thinking of she is smoking hot, and pretty damn cool. Definitely a keeper.

I got my ex the spa treatment and its seriously overpriced..... I would go with dinner and the Patrick Bateman move (except switch out chocolate covered urinal cake with jewelry)....

If you are unfamiliar with American Psycho - arrange beforehand for the waiter to bring out dessert but somehow fit in the jewelry / or while you drink coffee after dinner have the waiter bring out a covered dish and say a special dessert for you... blah.

Your SIIHP chances will be around 75%, 85% if she is drunk.

Also, PICTURES PLEASE

[siccjay]

[ QUOTE ]
Give her a facial and a pearl necklace.

[/ QUOTE ]

Such a simple fix can totally change the meaning of a post.

[Luv2DriveTT]

[ QUOTE ]
just get her half of what you plan on getting for your 1 year anniversary.

[/ QUOTE ]

1/2 of nothing? Ooooohhh your good.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
just get her half of what you plan on getting for your 1 year anniversary.

[/ QUOTE ]

1/2 of nothing? Ooooohhh your good.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

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yes!
actually this post just made me realized i'm getting ripped off. i've been with my boyfriend 7 years and i'm pretty sure i've never received an anniversary gift, or even know when our annivesary is. worse yet, i find out now not only should i be getting $300 worth of annivesary presents every year, but TWICE a year. wow.
so basically my boyfriend owes me like $4,200 and a card.

or wait, does the girl have to buy something for the guy too ? i don't know this stuff. hmm nevermind, i guess it's best not to bring it up. WAIT, this sounds like a good opportunity to talk him into getting me a raspberry smoothie!

[Luv2DriveTT]

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WAIT, this sounds like a good opportunity to talk him into getting me a raspberry smoothie!


[/ QUOTE ]

Is that a code word for something very dirty? I miss Big Steve, he would know.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
WAIT, this sounds like a good opportunity to talk him into getting me a raspberry smoothie!


[/ QUOTE ]

Is that a code word for something very dirty? I miss Big Steve, he would know.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
i strategically placed the word "raspberry" in there to avoid this exact response. sigh! basically it just means i like the ice cream place down the street and i'm apparently easy to please.

[M2d]

[ QUOTE ]
worse yet, i find out now not only should i be getting $300 worth of annivesary presents every year, but TWICE a year. wow.
so basically my boyfriend owes me like $4,200 and a card.

[/ QUOTE ]

isn't it more like $6300 ((300+600)*7)?

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
worse yet, i find out now not only should i be getting $300 worth of annivesary presents every year, but TWICE a year. wow.
so basically my boyfriend owes me like $4,200 and a card.

[/ QUOTE ]

isn't it more like $6300 ((300+600)*7)?

[/ QUOTE ]
you mean the halfway-to-annivesary anniversary gifts are really half the value of the real-annivesary anniversary gifts ? woah !

[goofball]

You could agree to stop calling her a slut.

[Voltron87]

[ QUOTE ]
Voltron: you are paying money in exchange for sex. What about that excuses her from being a hooker or you from being a John?

[/ QUOTE ]

im not paying her for sex. the first comment was an exxageration/joke.

shes sort of almost a girlfriend, but not really. trust me, she would hang out/booty it up if i never mentioned money at all. the first 4 months i knew her i never gave her anything save buying drinks, etc, gentlemanly stuff.

[Voltron87]

1. the straight cash comment was mostly like a joke. theres only one girl ive ever given money to, and i knew her a while before i ever gave her money. she would definitely hang out with me if i never gave her money. where as a hooker would not.

2. read my other reply to someone else.

[MarkL444]

try to make her feel special without wasting so much money

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
try to make her feel special without wasting so much money

[/ QUOTE ]
this sounds like the best answer.

[Rockatansky]

[ QUOTE ]
...our 6th month anniversary.

stats: things are going great, we've dropped the l-bomb, but this is the first really nice something I'm going to have to buy her. Wanna spend < $300.

$300 to spend
- $4 KY Jelly ;-)
- $100 Dinner
----------------------
$196 to spend on gift


right now I'm thinking jewlrey or spa treatment (mani, peti, facial, massage, etc).

what's your take?

[/ QUOTE ]

Unless you're nailing a couple of her friends, the pussy / expenditure ratio here is completely out of whack.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

You know what would be really nice? Something she would really appreciate?
If you stopped calling her a slut in public. That's a good gift. I bet she'd like that.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
You know what would be really nice? Something she would really appreciate?
If you stopped calling her a slut in public. That's a good gift. I bet she'd like that.

[/ QUOTE ]
i loved that.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You know what would be really nice? Something she would really appreciate?
If you stopped calling her a slut in public. That's a good gift. I bet she'd like that.

[/ QUOTE ]
i loved that.

[/ QUOTE ]

well we don't know what she likes to be called in private.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You know what would be really nice? Something she would really appreciate?
If you stopped calling her a slut in public. That's a good gift. I bet she'd like that.

[/ QUOTE ]
i loved that.

[/ QUOTE ]

well we don't know what she likes to be called in private.

[/ QUOTE ]
that's why i liked it, i wasn't being sarcastic.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
that's why i liked it, i wasn't being sarcastic.

[/ QUOTE ]

oh my. gorie's a naughty girl. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
that's why i liked it, i wasn't being sarcastic.

[/ QUOTE ]

oh my. gorie's a naughty girl. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
not necessarily ! i just appreciate the way it was worded. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Mat Sklansky]

These constant misogynistic and disrespectful (towards females) threads will shortly lead to bannings.

Mat