Best Movie Lines ever

[diebitter]

For me it's from Bed Knobs and Broomsticks, and sums up male psychology perfectly

"Yeah, but what's that got to do with my knob?"

[battschr]

Obviously you're not a golfer.- The Dude

[diebitter]

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Obviously you're not a golfer.- The Dude

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I prefer from the same movie 'Don't fk with Jesus!'

[battschr]

Picking quotes from that movie is like choosing between my theoretical children.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

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Get busy living, or get busy dying.

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[ChipWrecked]

Charlie don't surf!

[BoxTree]

"Luke, I am your father."

Is there really any contest?

[jokerthief]

"Order some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all."

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

These are my two favorite from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[Sephus]

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"Luke, I am your father."

Is there really any contest?

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i'm pretty sure that's not what he actually says.

[mwilli31]

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
"You talkin' to me?"

[NutCrackerr]

I couldn't decide if this should go in the best movie quotes thread or the worst movie quotes thread, so it's going in both.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Nada (Rowdy Roddy Piper) - They Live

[TripleH68]

Josey Wales: "To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms."

[trying2learn]

"had to go see about a girl..."

[Wintermute]

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"Order some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all."

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

These are my two favorite from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

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best line from F&L:

"Many fine books were written in prison."

[Wintermute]

I won't say any more than I have to, if that." --Chili Palmer

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as
a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a
looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they
give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing
robes, the grace, bald . . . striking.

"So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and
whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevice,
right at the base of this glacier. . . .

"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey,
how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he
says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed,
you will receive total consciousness.'

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[Dynasty]

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"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as
a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a
looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they
give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing
robes, the grace, bald . . . striking.

"So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and
whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevice,
right at the base of this glacier. . . .

"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey,
how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he
says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed,
you will receive total consciousness.'

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

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I believe Bill Murray ad libed that whole thing.

[colgin]

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"Luke, I am your father."

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Lame. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[djoyce003]

Everybody freeze, Everybody down on the ground.

"Well, which is it young feller, you want I should freeze, or get down on the ground? I mean to say iffen I freeze I can't rightly drop, and iffen I drop, i'm a gonna be in motion"

Healthy white baby my ass, all they had was 3 koreans and a [slightly offensive racial term] born with the heart on the outside.

"has anybody got a dime? Someone has to go back and get a shitload of dimes"

"whew, almost lost a $200 handcart"

"nice marmot"

[brettbrettr]

If he'd just pay me what he's paying them to stop me robbing him I'd stop robbing him.

[thatguy11]

I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

[chaas4747]

"You're a daisy if you do."
"You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all."
"That's fine, I have have two guns, one for each of ya."
"Say when."

[colgin]

I need to really think to come up with the all-time greats, but here are a few good comedic ones that quickly come to mind.

From "This Is Spinal Tap":

"These go to eleven."
"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

[samjjones]

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I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

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"Hey, Wang, this place is restricted. Don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay?"
"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat. Ahhh mmmmmm huh huh huh"
"I've sent boys your age to the electric chair. I didn't want to it...felt I owed it to them."

[TheCroShow]

"So did you have it?" "You know what John I don't remember." Johnny Chan/Matt Damon "Rounders"

"You are right, I don't have spades." "I know it before he even turns the cards over." "Aces full, Mikey." John Malkovich/Matt Damon, "Rounders"

"It's like they say, 'In the Poker game of life women are the rake' they are the xxxxing rake." Ed Norton, "Rounders"

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun." Bruce Campbell, "Army of Darkness"

[LSUfan1]

"She's lost that loving feeling" Maverick.....followed by the quote "I hate it when she does that" by Goose.

[meep_42]

"You're the man now, dog."

-d

[jackdaniels]

I like the quote above from Army of Darkness. Many more in that flick worth mentioning:

"First you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me? blow"
"Give me some sugar baby" (I used to use this. A lot.)

Special request: Please post the name of the movie your quote came from. Some of these sound pretty funny and it would be good to know where they are from.

[jackdaniels]

Just found this: linky to movie quote site (http://www.inthe90s.com/generated/moviequotes_a.shtml)

[ptmusic]

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I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

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"Oh he got all a dat one!"

"It's in da hole. It's in da hole."

"Whoa this is an ugly hat. What, do you get a bowl of soup with this hat?.... Oh, but it looks good on you."

"MMMMmmmmisit...Missit.... MMMMmmmmmmmis it!"

"No, no, no, nice shot... right on the beach."

"The world needs ditch diggers too."

"How 'bout a Fresca? Mmm? Mmm?"

"Hey, you must have been something before electricity."

"Are you making time with my best girl?

"Did somebody step on a duck?"

"What is this, the Dance of the Living Dead?"

"Keep it fair, keep it fair."

"I want a hot dog, no I want a hamburger. I want a soda, I want french fri-" "You'll get nothing and like it!"

"I don't think the heavy stuff's coming for a while"

"There is no God."

.....

-ptmusic

[car ramrod]

you got the juice now>

thats what it reminded me of anyhow.

[Wes ManTooth]

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"You're the man now, dog."

-d

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Easily one of the worst lines ever. Because it was so bad it was sort of funny.

[ucfryan]

Some of my favs..

From The Untouchables:

George Stone: Where is Nitti?
Eliot Ness: He's in the car

Godfather Part III (quoted countless times in The Sopranos)

Michael Corleone: Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

Heat

Neil McCauley: I told you I'm never going back.

From Pulp Fiction:

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how [censored] good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys [censored]. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

From Patton:
Patton: The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here.

From Blazing Saddles:

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the [censored] out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

Caddyshack (This is the one Murray improvised)

Tears in his eyes I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 left. And it looks like he's got... about an 8 iron. The crowd has gone dead silent, Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens keeper now about to become Master's Champion. It looks like a marac.. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

[TheCroShow]

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I like the quote above from Army of Darkness. Many more in that flick worth mentioning:

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the ENTIRE movie is laced with great quotes, might as well just copy/paste the script!

"Now this is myyyy BOOOMSTICK!!!"

"Hail to the King baby."

"Shop smart, shop s-mart."

"Who wants some? Huh? Who wants a little? You....you want some? You want a little? HUH?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!"

"That one...[assembly of Ash's new hand, Ash examines it, crushes a chalice] Groovy."

(All above lines quoted from Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness")

[meep_42]

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"You're the man now, dog."

-d

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Easily one of the worst lines ever. Because it was so bad it was sort of funny.

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It's one of the best and worst lines ever. It defies categorization.

-d

[Hamish McBagpipe]

Captain von Trapp: It's the dress. You'll have to put on another one before you meet the children.
Maria: But I don't have another one. When we entered the abbey our worldly clothes were given to the poor.
Captain von Trapp: What about this one?
Maria: The poor didn't want this one.

So funny, inspiring, and gay on so many levels.

[chaas4747]

My favorite from Holy Grail

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

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Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.

[Wes ManTooth]

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"You're the man now, dog."

-d

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Easily one of the worst lines ever. Because it was so bad it was sort of funny.

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It's one of the best and worst lines ever. It defies categorization.

-d

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well said

[HtotheNootch]

37!?!?!

[swede123]

Four pages and still no quotes from Reservoir Dogs, this must be remedied.

Why am I Mr. Pink?

Cause you're a faggot.

Why can't we pick out our own colors?

I tried that once, it don't work.
You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you're not
Mr. Yellow.


Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too
close to Mr. [censored].

Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I'm Mr. Purple.

You're not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job's Mr. Purple.
You're Mr. Pink.

Pretty much every line from this movie is quotable.

Swede

[pryor15]

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big [censored] teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big [censored]' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these [censored] claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these [censored] claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like [censored] with me?
Trent: No I'm not [censored] with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.

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Jimmy Chitwood: I'll make it.

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Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

[ptmusic]

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Four pages and still no quotes from Reservoir Dogs, this must be remedied.

Why am I Mr. Pink?

Cause you're a faggot.

Why can't we pick out our own colors?

I tried that once, it don't work.
You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you're not
Mr. Yellow.


Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too
close to Mr. [censored].

Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr.
Pussy. Tell you what, let me be
Mr. Purple. That sounds good to
me, I'm Mr. Purple.

You're not Mr. Purple, somebody
from another job's Mr. Purple.
You're Mr. Pink.

Pretty much every line from this movie is quotable.

Swede

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"It's never Thai Stick".

-ptmusic

[miajag81]

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."

(Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven after he kills Little Bill)

[ptmusic]

Best/Worst:

"Au Revoir, Fuckehr" - Van Damme at the end of that crap with the older Arquette sister.

-ptmusic

[BabyJesus]

From Swingers:
Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big [censored] teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big [censored]' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these [censored] claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these [censored] claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like [censored] with me?
Trent: No I'm not [censored] with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.

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Trent: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.

[lucas9000]

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"You're the man now, dog."

-d

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Easily one of the worst lines ever. Because it was so bad it was sort of funny.

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It's one of the best and worst lines ever. It defies categorization.

-d

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well said

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needs to be done (http://www.yourethemannowdog.com)

[swede123]

[ QUOTE ]
From Swingers:
Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big [censored] teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big [censored]' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these [censored] claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these [censored] claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like [censored] with me?
Trent: No I'm not [censored] with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.

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Trent: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.

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Another movie that's almost 100% quotable.

What, like House of Pain was gonna do somethin'.

Swede

[lucas9000]

you think you're big time? you're gonna [censored] die big time! (carlito's way)

pretty much every tony montana line from scarface, but my overall favorite non-tony line: "lesbian!"

so many others...

[lucas9000]

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Another movie that's almost 100% quotable.

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"Who's gonna carjack your [censored]' K-Car?"

[coffeecrazy1]

Related:

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

This one is perfect when someone starts bitching about you sucking out on them.

[lucas9000]

"ass to ass!" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0180093/)

best in a creepy disturbing kind of way.

[coffeecrazy1]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways, Dude...believe me, you don't want to know about them. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon." -Walter Sobchak

[ptmusic]

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"You're the man now, dog."

-d

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Easily one of the worst lines ever. Because it was so bad it was sort of funny.

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It's one of the best and worst lines ever. It defies categorization.

-d

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well said

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needs to be done (http://www.yourethemannowdog.com)

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What movie is this from? It is so familiar.

-ptmusic

[lucas9000]

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"You're the man now, dog."

-d

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Easily one of the worst lines ever. Because it was so bad it was sort of funny.

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It's one of the best and worst lines ever. It defies categorization.

-d

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well said

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needs to be done (http://www.yourethemannowdog.com)

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What movie is this from? It is so familiar.

-ptmusic

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finding forrester

[SL__72]

Lotsa good ones so far, Josie Wales is phenominal and not one you usually hear.

Godfather has a ton of good ones...

Great quote from star wars:
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Luke: Listen, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it. But there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.
Obi-Wan: That's your uncle talking.

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Pulp Fiction:

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Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly.
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.

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Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty [censored]' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

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Ok, so Marsellus is one of the best characters ever...

Life of Brian:
[ QUOTE ]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

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Aaaand a newer one:
[ QUOTE ]

Its so damn hot out... milk was a BAD choice

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Sorry bout making this way too long... I watch too many movies.

[touchfaith]

Stripes:
"Black guys, help the white guys!..."

Tarding Places:
"Once ya' have a man with no legs, ya' never go back..."

Young Guns:

CHAVEZ
You want to play games, pendejo?

STEVE
You red-assed Mexican greaser. You do it with your
horse! Mexican greaser!

STEVE
Greaser! Greaser... come on greaser, cut me there!

DICK
Hey, hey! Knock it off, knock it off, hey!

STEVE
Cut me there, Mexican!

DICK
Knock it off! You know better, Chavez!

STEVE
Navajo! Navajo!

[PokerBob]

"What's wrong with being sexy?"
Nigel

[BaggyAnt]

Sometimes the simple ones are the best

'The name is Bond....James Bond'

[pryor15]

[ QUOTE ]
"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."

(Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven after he kills Little Bill)

[/ QUOTE ]

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Bill Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
[aims gun]
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Bill Munny: Yeah.
[fires]

[bholdr]

soooo many from eastwood... i like a few from 'unforgiven':

in response to "i geuss he had it coming":
"we've all got it coming, kid"

in response to "...killer of women and children..."
"yeah. i've killed women and children... I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one point or another... and now i'm here to kill you, little bill."

in response to "you just shot an unarmed man!"
"then he shoulda armed himself..."

and my favorite, in response to "i don't deserve this"
"deserve's got nothing to do with it." [shoots hack-man in the face]

badass.

[bholdr]

may favs from:

Pulp Fiction: "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfuker, motherfuker."

The Big Lewbowski: "married? do you see a wedding ring? the toilet seat's up, man!" and "why does everything have to be such a fuking travesty with you man?"

Super troopers: "these schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries"

The color of money: "his hair was perfect" (tom cruise character talking about himself while destroying a pool game)

Rounders: "...I stick it in you!"

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]

That's my brand. Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually, I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away... you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer... not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by myself... I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as [censored]. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him... or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed... it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.


[/ QUOTE ]

-- Steve Buscemi, Desperado

Yugoslav

[Iplayragstoo]

Well finally someone mentioned the color of money...but the line from that movie I love is...

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned..."
/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[hobbsmann]

Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

-Austin Powers

[jakethebake]

http://www.njtpa.org/public_affairs/intrans/images_intrans/congestion_images/movie_line.gif

[Hamish McBagpipe]

Sleeper is hugely underrated IMO:

Miles Monroe: I can't believe this. My doctor said that I'd be up and on my feet in five days. He was off by a-hundred-and-ninety-nine years.
-----
Miles Monroe: I'm what you'd call a teleological existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.
-----
Miles Monroe: Are there any strange animals that I should know about around here? Anything weird and futuristic, like with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker?
-----
Dr. Melik: [H]ave you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
Miles Monroe: Yeah, sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
-----
Luna Schlosser: Relax, you're shaking like a leaf.
Miles Monroe: How do you want me to shake?
-----
Miles Monroe: My God, I just beat a man senseless with a strawberry!

[RacersEdge]

I was on a conference call and our boss had just layed out the new projects we were supposed to complete for the coming few months. It was a lot of work and he was looking for a lot more than anyone had thought going into the meeting. After he laid everything out, the boss asked for any questions or comments on what he just said. There was dead silence on the phone for a few seconds from the shock of it all, then someone spoke up and said "well, I think we're going to need a bigger boat".




I thought it was good application.

[Overdrive]

One I just watched today:

"I'm not your goddamn monkey!"

Christina Ricci in Prozac Nation

[fingokra]

nice was wondering when someone would come up with this one from Swingers

[CourtesyFlush]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.njtpa.org/public_affairs/intrans/images_intrans/congestion_images/movie_line.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

haha nice.

[fingokra]

To many good ones to mention from Caddy Shack, Pulp Fiction, and Monte Python.

A couple I haven't seen mentioned.

Jack Nicholson in "As Good as I Gets"

"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we are all stocked up here."

And in honor of Steve leaving, Nicholson to his queer neighbor

"Don't worry, You'll be back on your knees in no time."

Also not mentioned "Coming to America"

"You ain't never met no Martin Luther the King"

"Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano, Evertime you start talking bout boxing some white guy gotta bring up Rocky Marciano. Dats they one. Rocky Marciano was good but he wasn't no Joe Louis. He whopped Joe Louis ass.Joe Louis was 78 years old.Well, I don't know how old the boy was but he got his ass whopped."

[bustedchucks]

wow, you people suck at this game

the clear answer is

"i havent been f@#$ed like that since grade school"
marla singer, fight club

and no ones mentioned meet the parents, come on now.

"i just want to do what i want to do"
"i bet you would panama red"
"gregs a nurse"

most quotable movie. ever.

[RacersEdge]

My fav from AGAIG -

Secretary: How do you write women so well?

Melvin: I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.

[dlk9s]

No Revenge of the Nerds?

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: Did you get in her pants?
Gilbert Lowe: She's not that kind of a girl, Booger.
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: Why, does she have a penis?

Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd?
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I say we blow the fu**ers up.

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I say we blow their fu**ing houses up.

Arnold Poindexter: Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization, or during its decline?
Omega Mu: Poindexter, do you want to fu**, or not?


Dudley "Booger" Dawson: We've got bush.

Takashi Toshiro: Hair pie? Thank you.

Takashi Toshiro: I think I have a frush.
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: What the f**k is a frush?

Gilbert Lowe: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gilbert Lowe: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

Lamar Latrell: Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before.

Lewis Skolnik: All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex.

Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds. Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach!

Takashi Toshiro: Maybe we should have robster craws.
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: What the f**k are robster craws?

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I've been out combing the high schools all day.

And, of course...

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: Call me "Booger."

[battschr]

Meet the Parents is overrated.

[Superfluous Man]

I've found this one hilarious since I was 9. First one to name the movie gets nothing.

[Matrix is holding the slick douchebag Sully by his ankle over a cliff]

Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied."

[Matrix drops Sully off cliff]

[ptmusic]

[ QUOTE ]
I've found this one hilarious since I was 9. First one to name the movie gets nothing.

[Matrix is holding the slick douchebag Sully by his ankle over a cliff]

Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied."

[Matrix drops Sully off cliff]

[/ QUOTE ]

Total Recall?

-ptmusic

[TheCroShow]

that's from Commando, SO classic.

how about this "Warriors, come out and play-yay....Warriors come out aaannnd plaaaaay-yaaaaay..." -Same guy that was dropped off the cliff in Commando

[tworooks]

From the movie Jack, about the guy who ages 4 times as fast as normal kids.
"Hey Jack, have you ever got a boner? You know, an erector?"
"No...but I'm hoping to get one for Christmas."

That was a classic.

[Golden_Rhino]

Glengarry, Glenross

"Coffee is for closers only"

"First prize is a new Cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired"

"You need brass balls in this business"

2 from Boilerroom I liked:

"You're either slinging rock, or got a good jump shot"

"Telling aint selling"

Fear and Loathing:

Let's get down to brass tacks now man, how much for the ape?"

"In Spite of his racial handicap this man is quite valuable to me"

"my blood is too thick for Nevada. I could never properly explain myself in this weather"

Too many others to mention

[pokerdirty]

from sideways:

Miles: Okay, so what's the plan?
Jack: Uh... the plan is... you go.
Miles: ME?
Jack: 'Cause of my ankle. Still hurts. Just go explain the situation, Miles.
Miles: [laughs uproariously]
Miles: Explain the situation? Yes. 'Excuse me, sir, my friend was the one balling your wife couple of hours ago. Really sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind. I was wondering if I come in, just poke around, I don't know'
Jack: Yeah, yeah, just like that. That's good.

This may be one of the classic moments in movie history.

there are about 25 different ones from super troopers as well

[scotty34]

"We could kill EVERYBODY" - The Boondock Saints

[blatz]

LA Confidential...I love the delivery of this
Lynn Bracken: You say f*ck alot
Bud White: You f*ck for money

A favorite from my youth, Over the Edge...
Richie: You got alot of laws; I only have one law, A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid

Oops, can't decide which Repo Man quote, too many great ones...

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

Bud: What are you? A flippin' commie? I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either!
(Harry Dean Stanton=very cool)

[Punker]

Three quotes that encompass my poker style of play.

"How can I possibly be expected to deal with school on a day like today?" - Ferris Buellar

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." - Gordon Gekko

"Nobody calls me yellow" - Marty McFly

[fingokra]

Planet of the Apes (orginal)

"It's a MADHOUSE, a MADHOUSE"

Ape to Human: "I would kiss you but your just so damn ugly."

While on trial Human says to apes judjes playing hear,see, and speak no evil that the planet of the apes is an upside down world.

Ape replies "You may consider it an upside down world because you occupy its lowest rung."

"Get your damn hands of me you dirty ape."

For simplisty and pure fitting of the character

from Tombstone Doc Holliday "I'm you're Huckleberry."

from The Big Lebowski(sp) "The Dude Abides."

[lucas9000]

"can you diiiiig iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?!?"

a lot of great lines in this one (http://imdb.com/title/tt0080120/)

[Shajen]

"Keaton: I'm a businessman now.
Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-[censored]-by-us business."

"Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you [censored] [censored].
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the [censored] keys, you [censored] cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you [censored].
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the [censored] keys, you [censored], what the [censored]?"


"Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

[hobbsmann]

More Fear and Loathing:

"Is this not a reasonable place to park?"

"Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so."

"I was right in the middle of a [censored] reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds. "

[correia]

1. "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" (The Godfather)
2. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" (Casablanca)
3. "You Talkin To Me??" (Taxi Driver)
4. "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody" (On The Waterfront)
5. "OK USA" (Bloodsport)
6. "Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface)
7. "You're good kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best" (Cincinnati Kid)
8. " But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?" (Goodfellas)

[Grisgra]

Benedict, from Last Action Hero.

"If God were a villain . . . he'd be me."

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
1. "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" (The Godfather)
2. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" (Casablanca)
3. "You Talkin To Me??" (Taxi Driver)
4. "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody" (On The Waterfront)
5. "OK USA" (Bloodsport)
6. "Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface)
7. "You're good kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best" (Cincinnati Kid)
8. " But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?" (Goodfellas)

[/ QUOTE ]
LOL, which one doesn't belong?

[SL__72]

Hahaha...

Also, its your either slinging crack rock or ya got a wicked jumpshot.

And its from a biggie song originally... (I don't know why I care about this... probably because biggie is cool and its not a very good movie)

[The Truth]

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

[Pocket Trips]

" we can't stop here.. this is bat country!"

"I'm sorry, I was just admiring the shape of ytour skull"

[Pocket Trips]

[ QUOTE ]
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as
a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a
looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they
give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing
robes, the grace, bald . . . striking.

"So I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and
whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevice,
right at the base of this glacier. . . .

"So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey,
how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he
says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed,
you will receive total consciousness.'

"So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[/ QUOTE ]

The best part of this line is him holding the pitchfork? to the guy's neck almost stabbing him as he is talking.. just made it that much funnier

[Pocket Trips]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

[/ QUOTE ]

Best Caddy shack line

" you got a pool over there?"

" a pool and a pond.. the pond would be good for you"

[Pocket Trips]

[ QUOTE ]
I need to really think to come up with the all-time greats, but here are a few good comedic ones that quickly come to mind.

From "This Is Spinal Tap":

"These go to eleven."
"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

[/ QUOTE ]


Another Spinal Tap line

" he died in a bizarre gardening accident... the police said it was best left unsolved"

[Pocket Trips]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm really surprised there is not more from caddyshack
"I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first, let's move along to the pool area"
"Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch" (sp? slouch?)
"I got it from a negro, you are probably so high right now you can't even tell"
"Cross between Kentucky Bluegrass and Sweet (Sensemilia?), best part is you can play 36 holes on it then take it home and get stone to the begeezus belt on it"
"Cannonball, cannonball comin"
and many more

[/ QUOTE ]
"Hey, Wang, this place is restricted. Don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay?"
"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat. Ahhh mmmmmm huh huh huh"
"I've sent boys your age to the electric chair. I didn't want to it...felt I owed it to them."

[/ QUOTE ]

the best of Judge Smails

"you'll get nothing and like it!"


"How about A Fresca"

" The world needs ditch diggers too"

[Pocket Trips]

3 words " Stay Golden PonyBoy" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pocket Trips]

can't believe there was only 1 jaws quote so far

" He had lifeless eyes.. A dolls eyes"


" I don't wanna see that little Kitner boy's guts spill out all ove my beach!"


My favorite bill murray movie that doesn't involve golf

"What about Bob" just about every word uttered by him in that is classic.

And as unfunny as he has become since, Chevey Chase actually had a few good lines in Fletch

[___SK___]

It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways, Dude...believe me, you don't want to know about them. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon." -Walter Sobchak

[/ QUOTE ]

....green nail polish, too.

[ChipWrecked]

Unforgiven:
Any man don't want to get killed, better clear out the back.

Repo Man:
Say you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly, out of the blue, somebody says 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp'. No reason for it. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"are you trying to say that jesus christ can't hit a curveball?"

[fingokra]

Jaws

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

let me get this straight, you go in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark is in the water, farewell an .......

About time some Blues Brothers made the thread. Can't quote it all but the seen when he begs forgiveness and rattles off excuses and then just leaves the girl in the mud still with the gun is great.

[TheCroShow]

not a one liner, but my favorite moment from Trainspotting, luv this movie

[ QUOTE ]
I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the ***king big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

[/ QUOTE ]

also, the guy that mentioned the line "Ass to ass" from Requiem for a Dream, SO HARSH BUDDY! great flick though

[coolhandkuhn]

Beautiful Girls

Tommy: "'What difference does it make'?!? Diamonds are supposed to be colorless. You go out and buy a colored diamond for a girl you're not even seeing, man, you've been eating retard sandwiches again!"

[ElSapo]

[ QUOTE ]
Well finally someone mentioned the color of money...but the line from that movie I love is...

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned..."
/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

The best line from CoM is either "pool excellence is not about excellent pool," and the following lines, or simply, "[censored]."

"Hey, watch the paint! Is that metal on your jacket?"
"Sorry."
"[censored]."

But you've got to say "[censored]" just like Newman said "[censored]," and only Newman can do that.

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Well finally someone mentioned the color of money...but the line from that movie I love is...

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned..."
/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

The best line from CoM is either "pool excellence is not about excellent pool," and the following lines, or simply, "[censored]."

"Hey, watch the paint! Is that metal on your jacket?"
"Sorry."
"[censored]."

But you've got to say "[censored]" just like Newman said "[censored]," and only Newman can do that.

[/ QUOTE ]
"Are you hustling me, Amos?"

[Al P]

You can never...ever ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?

[Cased Heel]

"Wwwhat ahh you wat-ching?"

"Burt'nErnie"

Who knows what this is from???

[GrooveNougat]

[ QUOTE ]
"Wwwhat ahh you wat-ching?"

"Burt'nErnie"

Who knows what this is from???

[/ QUOTE ]

Stupid is as stupid does........

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
"Wwwhat ahh you wat-ching?"

"Burt'nErnie"

Who knows what this is from???

[/ QUOTE ]
Haley Joel Osment's finest role...

[brassnuts]

"I just wanna carve a little Z in your forehead."

[11t]

"Say hello to my boomstick!" - Ash

[Hal 2000]

"Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack. Mean kid, bad seed... hurt people."

"I like him already."

[redrooski24]

You can't fight here, this is the war room! - Dr. Strangelove

There are 2 kinds of people in this world my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig; you dig. - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Private Pyle, whatever you do don't fall off my obstacle course, that would break my [censored] heart! Don't make any effort to get over the obstacle Pyle, if god wanted you up here you would have miracled your ass by now wouldn't he? - Full Metal Jacket

Did you [censored] my wife?
I ain't gonna answer that, that's a sick question, you're a sick [censored], and I'm not that [censored] up that I'm gonna answer it. You know what you should do, a little less eating a little more [censored] and you wouldn't have so many problems upstairs and take your problems out on me, you sick [censored].
-Raging Bull

[slamdunkpro]

Dogma

“Hell if I had a penis I’d go get laid”

“Let’s kill people”

“You masturbate more than any other human being on the planet” “Hell everyone knows that!” “Yeah but when you do it you’re thinking about guys”

Lots more from that one.

[1C5]

yER GUNNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT

[fluorescenthippo]

Veronica and I are trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

[tinhat]

Opening of "High Plains Drifter" in the bar:

bad guy (to intimidate Clint): "Some guys find life goes a little too fast for 'em here in Lago; you think you're fast enough?"

clint (pauses, moves quick but only grabs his beer and the bad guys all flinch): "A lot faster than you'll ever live to be."

There are some lines that can only be delivered by Clint and that's one of them.

Unforgiven: "Who's the fella that owns this shithole"?

From Dogma: "Go back to your paper routes you mighty duck f$%ks!"and "The one true thing that defines a woman falls between two things, her legs"

[TheCroShow]

"It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again." Buffalo Bill, "Silence of the Lambs"

"My motto....xxxx Lotto, I get the 7 digits from yo momma fo a dolla tomorrow!" Eminem, "8 Mile"

[AsiaKurosawa]

You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?

[Reef]

the schnozberries taste like schnozberries!

Super troopers

[whiskeytown]

Tombstone - the lines between Johnny Ringo and Doc. Holliday -

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Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

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Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" - remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

[SpicyF]

Surely its mentioned in the thread but....

"I'LL BE BACK"

[ddubois]

[ QUOTE ]
Unforgiven:
Any man don't want to get killed, better clear out the back.

[/ QUOTE ]
I preferred "Well, he should have armed himself before he decorated his saloon with my friend" from that same scene more.

[SpicyF]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screams, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of war ehter and two dozen amyls.

[...]

Not that we needed all that for the t rup, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[m1illion]

Princess Leigh " I love you"
Han Solo " I know"

[buck_thunder]

Didnt read every post but if these got missed it is a sad day.

"allright, allright, allright"

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did"

"You know what I love about highschool girls - I keep getting older and they stay the same age"

If I have to say what movie - than this day is sadder than i thought.

[Hal 2000]

"Nah, I don't get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset..... HE gets physical."

"You got a problem?"

"Nah, I haven't got a problem.."

"Now you do......"

[Hal 2000]

Same movie..


"Bring us a pitcher every seven minutes 'til somebody passes out, and then bring one every twelve minutes.."