Worst Movie Lines ever

[TheCroShow]

I was watching "Cursed" and man that had some bad lines in there! I ran a search for a thread similiar to this, good old 2+2 search=for the lose.

Here are a few gems:

"The best part of being a fairy is that you can fly."-Dude from "Cursed," talking trash to a homophobic high school wrestler.

"So it begins."-Eomer, King of Rohan, "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers."

ANY line from Dirty Dancing

"Welcome to Earth." Will Smith "Independance Day"

all i can think of for now...add some to the list!

[TheWorstPlayer]

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ANY line from Dirty Dancing


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"It's a GREAT room!"
"You're WILD!"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"...or 'I Feel Pretty'?"
"I don't see you standing up to your parents and saying 'He's my guy'"
"I'm the worst actor in the world."
"No, I'm the worst actor in the world."

[RacersEdge]

I'm not a huge LOTR fan, but why is "So it begins" a bad line?

[-Skeme-]

I promise Jack, I won't let go!
[5 minutes pass]
*Rose pries Jack's hand off of hers and drops him in the water*

[TheCroShow]

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I'm not a huge LOTR fan, but why is "So it begins" a bad line?

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because too many nerds ruined the line, at the beginning of a warcraft 3 game "so it begins...." at the beginning of a match or round in counterstrike, "so it begins...." you get the idea, after that i hated the line.

a friend of mine claims that "I carried a watermelon!" from Dirty Dancing is the best line in the history of movies...What a horrible line

[A_C_Slater]

Ice to see you.

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, as Mr. Freeze in one of those god-awful Batman films.

[-Skeme-]

Doesn't the term predate LOTR?

[TheCroShow]

don't forget the other gem from that batman movie, also spoken by arnold "Cool party."

[fluxrad]

Aragorn from the last scene of FoTR: "Let's hunt some Orc!"

[private joker]

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I promise Jack, I won't let go!
[5 minutes pass]
*Rose pries Jack's hand off of hers and drops him in the water*

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I'm sick of this complaint. God, some people are retarded. The whole friggin' point of the scene is how Rose won't "let go" of Jack in her heart, but will have to let go of his body to keep herself alive. It's called dramatic irony. Plus, he froze to death in the water -- what's she gonna do, hang onto his corpse?

Titanic isn't the greatest movie of all time, and there are plenty of cheesy lines in there -- but people who object to this part are morans.

Anyway, the answer to the thread is when Charlie Sheen goes out onto his balcony in Wall Street and says, "Who AM I?"

[B Dids]

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Aragorn from the last scene of FoTR: "Let's hunt some Orc!"

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I loved this bit, ties it to the start of the 2nd movie wonderfully.

[-Skeme-]

Yeah, there was absolutely NO way I was just joking. None at all. Get real. In fact, when I saw the movie for the first time when I was 10 I walked out of the theatre and said the following: "Don't let go Rose! What was she supposed to do? Chop his hand off and walk around with it?"

Settle down.

[private joker]

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Yeah, there was absolutely NO way I was just joking. None at all. Get real.

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This sarcasm is even more confusing. If you were indeed joking that the line was bad, does that mean you think it's one of the best movie lines ever? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Russ McGinley]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (shakes fists)

- Darth Vader, Star Wars Ep. III

[-Skeme-]

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This sarcasm is even more confusing. If you were indeed joking that the line was bad, does that mean you think it's one of the best movie lines ever? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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No, it means that I understood what he meant. It means I didn't actually think Jack meant she should literally never let go of his hand. It's not the line that's bad, it's the action that follows. Very ironic and not a great place to have her drop him in the water. If Jack said, "Rose! Never forget" I wouldn't mind.

I really liked Titanic.

[TheCroShow]

Maybe a mis-quote, but you get the jist of it...

"Get him...get him good."-James King, "Sin City"

"You bastad...you god damn bastad!"-Brittany Murphy "Sin City"

don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOOOOOOOOVE Sin City and I know the lines are supposed to be delivered in a cheesy manner, but those lines bothered me.

[-Skeme-]

Yes, Brittany Murphy had like 3 horrid lines in that movie that didn't fit in well at all.

"You fool, you damn fool!"

[DMBFan23]

Keanu Reeves: "I know kung fu"

Trebek: "For the last time, no you don't"

[Turkish]

Worst spoken line ever:

At the end of Point break, Keanu says to Swayze " I don't CAAARRREE....You Gaata go Doowwn!" Everytime i hear him say that i just want to stab myself in the face.

[Matt Flynn]

"The moon cast a light upon my soul"

[still shot of bird]

- The Thin Red Line

[Pocket Trips]

I'm drunk as [censored] right now but i saw Charlie and the chocolate factory earlier tonight and just about every word spoken in this damn POS qualifies

[nervous]

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I promise Jack, I won't let go!
[5 minutes pass]
*Rose pries Jack's hand off of hers and drops him in the water*

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Was actually thinking of this exactly as I read the topic.

[TheCroShow]

"How you gonn'u play me like dat??!?!?!" -Producer dude from "Honey" among the worst movies of all time.

[Russ McGinley]

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"How you gonn'u play me like dat??!?!?!" -Producer dude from "Honey" among the worst movies of all time.

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Producer dude from "Honey" = Young Josh Baskin from "Big"

His career really skyrocketed.

[Punker]

Foul! Point Break is one of the great time killing movies of all time. "People trusted you and the died Bodie...you gotta go down!"

[youtalkfunny]

"Rambo...don't!"

--Richard Crenna, First Blood

[TheCroShow]

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Producer dude from "Honey" = Young Josh Baskin from "Big"

His career really skyrocketed.

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lol is that really him? i thought buddy looked familiar. jessica alba was kinda hot in that movie, but man...that movie was AWFUL

[Happy Hour]

Brandon Lee to Dolph Lungren in Showdown in Little Tokyo:

"Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I have ever seen on a man."

[pryor15]

"You can't die...because I love you."

-- The Matrix

[Vavavoom]

Worst Line.....I can remember off the top of my head...

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"I've never been in a club with such intense dance vibes"

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I won't say what film......but its a 80's movie....(I'm ashamed to say one of my favourites....

[TimM]

Pulling out an obscure one:

Tequila Sunrise (1988)

Carlos: "By the way, you [censored] like a world champion. Four [censored] hours! I got hungry just watching you."

Not something one straight guy should be saying to another.

[plaster8]

Stallone as a bad-ass cop in "Cobra":

Bad guy: "I could blow this whole store up, man!"
Stallone: "Go ahead. I don't shop here."

[thatpfunk]

[Addressing the Soviet Union]
Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.

[macdaddy991]

"Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo"

[battschr]

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[Addressing the Soviet Union]
Rocky: I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.

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Did you mean to post this under 'best movie line ever?"

[billyjex]

Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furious:

"I live life a quarter mile at a time. For those 10 seconds, I'm free."

[thatpfunk]

One of the best/most ridiculous quotes, yes.

[battschr]

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Vin Diesel in ANY MOVIE EVER

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FYP

[ChipWrecked]

As long as we're hacking on Sly:

"Stop! Or my mom will shoot!"

[battschr]

This reminds me of the SNL skit where Norm is dying in the car and Sly is trying to help him. Funny stuff.

[RunDownHouse]

From The World Is Not Enough with Brosnan and Denise Richards:

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James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

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[Hamish McBagpipe]

What's in the boooxxx? Awwwwww, c'mon, whaaaat's in the boooooxxxxx?

[Wes ManTooth]

any line from Spiderman...

"with great power comes great responsibility..."

[TheIrishThug]

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What's in the boooxxx? Awwwwww, c'mon, whaaaat's in the boooooxxxxx?

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he does kinda sound like a pansy there, but i like it.

also, there was so room for jack on that door rose was floating on.

[BreakfastBurrito]

There was a line in Best of the Best II where one guy says to the other "I'll rip your fukcing head right off your fukcing head!!"

[Freakin]

From Con Air

" I just want you to know before you die that the last thing little Casey Poe will smell will be my stinking breath! "

Freakin

[Mars357]

WIzard of OZ....after Dorithory kills the witch and they ask for her broomstick....dude looks at them and says...

"Please! and take it with you"

Why the [censored] would you ask for the broomstick if you didn't plan on taking it with you. This line even bugged me as a kid!

[WillMagic]

From Showgirls:

One of the dancers trips while falling down a flight of stairs, clearly twisting her knee. This is made even clearer by the fact that while falling she screams out "My knee!"

And then...five seconds later the choreographer examines her and says...

"It's her knee."

Will

[IndieMatty]

When Young Annakin says "yippeee" in Star Wars Episode I; I haven't watched Star Wars since.

[Sponger15SB]

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This reminds me of the SNL skit where Norm is dying in the car and Sly is trying to help him. Funny stuff.

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/pics/97awreck2.jpg

Paramedic: [ still examining the male victim ] Wait, wait, everyone. He's holding onto something.. it's.. it's a videotape. It's "Rambo". I guess he liked your work after all..

Stallone: [ surprised ] Really? That really means a lot to me.

Paramedic: [ pulling the tape free ] Oh, wait, wait, actually, no. It's.. it's a porn film. It's "Rambone". It's "Rambone".

[Sponger15SB]

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Worst spoken line ever:

At the end of Point break, Keanu says to Swayze " I don't CAAARRREE....You Gaata go Doowwn!" Everytime i hear him say that i just want to stab myself in the face.

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Vaya con Dios, Brah.


Point Break is one of the best movies ever just becuase Keanu is such a bad actor.

[fryKing]

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (shakes fists)

- Darth Vader, Star Wars Ep. III

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[diebitter]

so bad it's good...

In 'Species', the psychic looks into a room where the walls, floor and ceiling are dripping with blood, and says
'something bad happened here'

[meep_42]

"You're the man now, dog."

-d

[Sponger15SB]

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"You're the man now, dog."

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For those who have not seen it...

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/

[djoyce003]

Watta Tay Watta Tah - Pootie tang

[kyro]

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Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furious:

"I live life a quarter mile at a time. For those 10 seconds, I'm free."

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Are you serious? You pick a halfway decent quote from Vin Diesel and ignore.

"I live for this [censored]!"

Disgusting.

[kurosh]

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From The World Is Not Enough with Brosnan and Denise Richards:

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James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

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That's an awesome quote. [censored] you.

[kurosh]

"You're so beautiful."
"That' only because I'm so in love."
"No, it's because I'm so in love with you."
Star War Episode 3

[kyro]

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From The World Is Not Enough with Brosnan and Denise Richards:

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James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

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That's an awesome quote. [censored] you.

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Yeah, right up there with...

"Isn't it about time you unwrapped your present?"

[DrSavage]

Alien vs Predator:
A few people observe Aurora Borealis from the ship. The scientific one proclaims:
"These are protons, electrons from the sun!"

[Amid Cent]

"I come in peace."
"You go in pieces!"

[Eegs]

There are some good ones from angolina Jolie in Sky Captain

[TheCroShow]

"I heard you're a dope rapper." Brittany Murphy, "8 Mile"

maybe ANY line delivered by Brittany Murphy =sux.

That Dolph Lundren line is MONEY "I come in peace." "You go in pieces." lol so awesome

*EDIT* "YO ADRIAAAAAAAAN!" Sylvestor Stallone, "Rocky" My first name is Adrian and to this day (i'm 26) i get teased about that stupid line

[NutCrackerr]

I couldn't decide if this should go in the best movie quotes thread or the worst movie quotes thread, so it's going in both.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Nada (Rowdy Roddy Piper) - They Live

[Eihli]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-- Darth Vader

[samjjones]

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Worst spoken line ever:

At the end of Point break, Keanu says to Swayze " I don't CAAARRREE....You Gaata go Doowwn!" Everytime i hear him say that i just want to stab myself in the face.

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Vaya con Dios, Brah.


Point Break is one of the best movies ever just becuase Keanu is such a bad actor.

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I agree, and this might deserve its own thread.

[ptmusic]

"What your lucky charm, Rambo?" (the broken english adds to the funny factor, but's it's unintended humor in a pathetic scene).

-ptmusic

[Aces McGee]

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Brandon Lee to Dolph Lungren in Showdown in Little Tokyo:

"Just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I have ever seen on a man."

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I believe you've posted this in the wrong thread.

-McGee

[maxsick]

"Those were $500 sunglasses [censored]."

- Johnny Cage

[TylerD]

"They called me Mr. Glass" - Samuel L. Jackson, Unbreakable.

[EverettKings]

"I'm the King of the world!"

*shudders*

[coffeecrazy1]

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"So it begins."-Eomer, King of Rohan, "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers."

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Actually, King of Rohan is Theoden. Eomer is the nephew. Eowyn is the niece, and sister of Eomer. And yes, I'm a nerd.

[swede123]

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"So it begins."-Eomer, King of Rohan, "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers."

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Actually, King of Rohan is Theoden. Eomer is the nephew. Eowyn is the niece, and sister of Eomer. And yes, I'm a nerd.

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More nerdishness incoming! Eomer becomes the king once Theoden is killed though so one might list him as "King Eomer." Of course this is moot since it was Theoden, not Eomer who uttered the line in question.

Swede

[Grisgra]

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Worst spoken line ever:

At the end of Point break, Keanu says to Swayze " I don't CAAARRREE....You Gaata go Doowwn!" Everytime i hear him say that i just want to stab myself in the face.

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Stab me first. Curse you for reminding me of that line.

[stabn]

Sat night fever:

I'm gonna STRUT!

[TheCroShow]

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"So it begins."-Eomer, King of Rohan, "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers."

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Actually, King of Rohan is Theoden. Eomer is the nephew. Eowyn is the niece, and sister of Eomer. And yes, I'm a nerd.

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More nerdishness incoming! Eomer becomes the king once Theoden is killed though so one might list him as "King Eomer." Of course this is moot since it was Theoden, not Eomer who uttered the line in question.

Swede

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lol my bad, i have read the first 2 books (including the hobbit before that!!!) but often mix up the names.

[fingokra]

Keanu Reeves:........................................... ..........
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[JaBlue]

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Ice to see you.

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, as Mr. Freeze in one of those god-awful Batman films.

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LOL