Man dies after having sex with horse

[bholdr]

SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

msnbc article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/)

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again?

[DangerGoodson]

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SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

msnbc article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/)

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RIP Schneids, 2+2 will miss you.

[mikeyvegas]

wow.

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state

Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]
Kyle: Because it's your dog.
Rubin: Jesus Christ!
Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.

[battschr]

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SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

msnbc article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/)

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Great...now he's gone and ruined it for EVERYONE.

[lucas9000]

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the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon

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so wait, the horse was banging HIM????? WTF????

[Mr_J]

it's 9am here and i've been awake since 2pm yesterday...this is the funniest $hit i've seen...

my favourites:

A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed

sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,”

what sort of pervert gets their jollies getting nailed by a horse???

[Sponger15SB]

When I saw the title of this post, I wondered how you could die after having sex with a horse. Then I read the article and realized he was the catcher.

ewwwwwwwwww

[vulturesrow]

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SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

msnbc article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/)

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“the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.

[La Brujita]

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When I saw the title of this post, I wondered how you could die after having sex with a horse. Then I read the article and realized he was the catcher.

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Holy crap I am either innocent or stupid or both because I didn't get that until you pointed it out.

[TheCroShow]

that's pretty messed up!

[MrWookie47]

Just a little behind the times, eh? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2879992&)

[Nick B.]

Seattle man dies after sex with horse
Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions

Updated: 9:12 p.m. ET July 15, 2005

[mslif]

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SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

msnbc article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/)

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I have lost my faith in the human race

[jakethebake]

It's reallt too bad there was no pic with this one. It could have replaced the catfish.
http://espn.go.com/media/other/2005/0630/photo/a_catfish_458.jpg

[kurosh]

I think my naivity may be showing again here but uh... how do you induce a horse to [censored] you?

[Reef]

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I think my naivity may be showing again here but uh... how do you induce a horse to [censored] you?

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what's that saying? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him [censored] you up the ass

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I think my naivity may be showing again here but uh... how do you induce a horse to [censored] you?

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A couple of bottles of champagne. And a big bag of oats. Duh.

Like you've never tried to make it with a horse before. Right.

[CollinEstes]

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I think my naivity may be showing again here but uh... how do you induce a horse to [censored] you?

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what's that saying? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him [censored] you up the ass

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Holy [censored] that was funny.

[Dex]

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what sort of pervert gets their jollies getting nailed by a horse???

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[sfer]

The last line is priceless.

[stanky]

My best friend is a horse and he's been hearing from the other horses in the Seattle area that this horse won't stop bragging about how his penis is now considered a lethal weapon. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Voltron87]

WHOA

[OrangeHeat]

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It's reallt too bad there was no pic with this one. It could have replaced the catfish.


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This begs for a good MS Paint picture.

Orange

Edit: Imagine being asked to give the eulogy...........